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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 18:35

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

..Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....
Then you are just an old sour fart;

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

Pat

 



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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 07:20

I should have put up a caveat:  I HAVE NOT CHECKED TO SEE IF THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE. 

It's not like me to leave such info off a post like this that disparages a real corporation.  Oh, well, perhaps J&J will find that this email going around the globe 73 times will generate tons of sales of their thermometers. 



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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 05:37

LOL!  It is funny.  I was thinking I need to go to a drug store to check out those packages.



People may not remember what you say or do, but they will remember how you made them feel.

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Posted on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 05:06

Quoting Queenofyourdreams

I have to ask. Do they really say that?

(personally tested and sanitized?)



I don't know.  I just thought the email was funny. 

Pat



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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 20:23

I have to ask. Do they really say that?

(personally tested and sanitized?)



People may not remember what you say or do, but they will remember how you made them feel.

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Posted on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 19:50

sort of reminds me of an online porn site I have heard of... " Everything Butt" truly the thermo-tester IS an ICKY job !


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Posted on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 10:59

hahahahaha...Hola curious....just you make may day.....!!!


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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 14:27

NICE!!! Thank God I haven't had a day like that in a while!!!


Courtney :)

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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 14:13

Your welcome, Duchesse & Candee.  And, Lisa, yesiree.  Old farts come in all ages.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 14:11

TINK - LOL you bet.  Next time the boss messes up my desk and I get obsessive about it....well, maybe I should keep a thermometer tacked to the shelf above my desk.... 



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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 14:08

CG - Thanks.  Glad everyone's enjoying it.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 14:06

Quoting Arizona53

I will remember this every weekday morning, until I find a new job.....LOL!



Best of luck with that search.  Here's hoping the coming spring will bring you exactly what you're looking for...

Pat



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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 14:04

Quoting Curious2078

Glad you got a laugh out of this one, Sass.  BUT--aside if I may.  I had a hell of time finding your post what wih the new changes MM has made.  When I log in--no more can I just click on my desktop icon--now I have to log in like a non-member.  And then, once logged in--I have no idea who responded to WHICH blog I'm trying to check in on.

Yikes, have I got a bunch of complaints to MM to address.  Hopefully THEY can explain how checking in here can be just as easy for me now as it was before their latest change....

Hope you're doing well....Spring is almost here--we should all be celebrating -- almost-- an end to this miserable winter.

Here's to sunshine and flowers.  An abundance of "Dames Rocket"  by the sides of the country roads I drive every day.  So gorgeous........

Pat



Glad you got a laugh out of this one, Sass.  BUT--aside if I may.  I had a hell of time finding your post what wih the new changes MM has made.  When I log in--no more can I just click on my desktop icon--now I have to log in like a non-member.  And then, once logged in--I have no idea who responded to WHICH blog I'm trying to check in on.

Yikes, have I got a bunch of complaints to MM to address.  Hopefully THEY can explain how checking in here can be just as easy for me now as it was before their latest change....

Hope you're doing well....Spring is almost here--we should all be celebrating -- almost-- an end to this miserable winter.  THIS ISSUE HAS BEEN RESOLVED.  SNAFU ON ONE OF MY COMPUTERS.

Here's to sunshine and flowers.  An abundance of "Dames Rocket"  by the sides of the country roads I drive every day.  So gorgeous........

Pat



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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 13:45

I will remember this every weekday morning, until I find a new job.....LOL!



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 13:01

lol brings a whole new meaning to being anal !



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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 11:56

That was so funny Pat......thanks



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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 11:22

The only pain in my ass the last few years are MEN!!


LUV

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Posted on Wed, Mar 10, 2010 05:59

Quoting Curious2078

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

..Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....
Then you are just an old sour fart;

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

Pat

 



You make me laugh Pat-:)

Julie



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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 22:24

You made my night! Thank you!



Candy...;)

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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 18:54

Glad you got a laugh out of this one, Sass.  BUT--aside if I may.  I had a hell of time finding your post what wih the new changes MM has made.  When I log in--no more can I just click on my desktop icon--now I have to log in like a non-member.  And then, once logged in--I have no idea who responded to WHICH blog I'm trying to check in on.

Yikes, have I got a bunch of complaints to MM to address.  Hopefully THEY can explain how checking in here can be just as easy for me now as it was before their latest change....

Hope you're doing well....Spring is almost here--we should all be celebrating -- almost-- an end to this miserable winter.

Here's to sunshine and flowers.  An abundance of "Dames Rocket"  by the sides of the country roads I drive every day.  So gorgeous........

Pat



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