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Posted on Mon, Mar 08, 2010 20:38

On the subject of Colonoscopies... Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing them: 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!' 2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?' 3. 'Can you hear me NOW?' 4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' 5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.' 6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?' 7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...' 8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!' 9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!' 10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.' 11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?' 12. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'


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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 09:45

Quoting Lisaprendergast

OK.... hat is about as funny as the list on oldfatbaldugly... something like that's profile... Anyone read it. I laughed so hard ... I sent it to my mom. Now she will get this one C. Thanx for a reason to smile on a bleak and sunny Tuesday. Not! i am going skiing!

Lisa



Make some turns for me as I'm grounded until April...


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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 09:44

Quoting Sophia2048

Hi sweat!! ??? What you mean my blog?? 



Didn't you have a blog called Colonoscopy???? If not, somebody did...


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