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Brittany2012
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Posted on Thu, Mar 04, 2010 08:28

At last, the Confessional Booth is open.  I am so excited about this new Automated System.  After pressing the button to start your Ultimate Confessional experience, please follow the instructions carefully.  When finished, please press the submit button and your confession will be sent to the Automated Operators.  We fully guarantee not to keep anything private, we reserve the right to share with all affiliates and we assure everyone that their sins will NEVER be forgiven.  Once you have submitted your confession you will be given a Free Token to visit the T & G establishment next door.

If at anytime you experience an unusual amount of wait time to enter the booth, please notify us and we will be most happy to add additional booths.  We have a zoning variance for up to 24 booths if needed. 

We guarantee this will be the best cleansing of the soul you will ever experience. 

Britt

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Posted on Thu, Apr 05, 2012 18:22

Dear Ms. Dingy, 

Your asking strangers if you should marry the man your using for sex, travel and fun? OK, your on a dating site and some guy wants to marry you...your asking the interenet if you should marry this man. YOU ARE A RED FLAG! LOL

Your kind of selfish and stupid at the same time.



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Posted on Thu, Mar 18, 2010 16:17

Quoting Brittany2012

AUTOMATED RESPONSE:  ERROR 69, Your confession has been forwarded to AZ for Verification.  AZ will be in contact with you within 24 hours.



OK CG, as much as an in person interview would be much better.....distance precludes that from happening......pictures please!.....LOL



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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Posted on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 17:02

Quoting Conyersguy

Sometimes my bra doesn't match my panties, either :)



AUTOMATED RESPONSE:  ERROR 69, Your confession has been forwarded to AZ for Verification.  AZ will be in contact with you within 24 hours.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 17:00

Quoting Arizona53

If you like Britt, I will volunteer to check this one out for legitimacy or illegitimacy.....is that really a word.....?  LMAO



AUTOMATED RESPONSE:  You may have this one to check out.  Please confess when finished. System detects this is a MALE with a bra & panty issue and not sure how to process this sin or if it is a legitimate sin. 



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Posted on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 15:08

Quoting Conyersguy

Sometimes my bra doesn't match my panties, either :)



If you like Britt, I will volunteer to check this one out for legitimacy or illegitimacy.....is that really a word.....?  LMAO



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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Posted on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 06:34

Quoting duchesse22

LOL, I have more sins and confessions........



AUTOMATED RESPONSE:  Error 507

Dear Sinner,

You have once AGAIN managed to confuse the Automated Confessional Booth System.

Please enter your sins and click on send.



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Posted on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 14:53

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Duchesse,

After running a scan of the Automated Confessional System, it has been determined that the major failure you refer to, is being created by your attempt to continue to place drink orders here.  Please refer to error file 502 for directions to the LW B&G.

 



LOL, I have more sins and confessions........



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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 11:03

Quoting Curious2078

Oh, yummy.  I read somewhere on here that sins not forgiven get to go on being repeated...  Something like that.

Oh, my.....I do so want to go on sinning.  I'm having so much doing so...Please do not fogive me, if that's what it takes to go on having fun.....

Pat, aka Molly Munch



WARNING:  Abusive use of this system, may result in your sins being forgiven.

Your obsessive use of the Automated Confessional Booth has caused the System confusion and will be temporarily shut down for maintenance.



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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 10:54

Quoting RW7890

Oh I have many confession but I will tell you this one. I have been getting attention from men and I go out a lot.I am used to going out and dating specially every Friday evening. And I am very picky with men. From all those men out there that want me, I chose a man who was married to a Morman but not any more because he got tired of religion and her. He has six grown up children and two grand children, an old dog, many businesses and a lot more, but he is the most charming man that I have ever met. He captured me. I found out that many women are after him. He is funny and has the qualities that a woman is looking for but I don't know if I can stand big family even though they all live far from him. I can't tell you enough about his sexuality for age 52.He is amazing, he makes me think and smile.He wants to marry me but I just want to keep him for fun, for enjoyment, travel, and sex. Should I marry him?

AUTOMATED SYSTEM RESPONSE:  Confession too wordy to process and system detects a question.  Please resubmit your sinful confession in 10 words or less.  All questions detected in a confession will receive an automated answer of YES.



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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 10:49

Quoting duchesse22

Too bad Britt, the confession system has a major failure, maybe it needs a check up!!!!  LOL  reboot



Duchesse,

After running a scan of the Automated Confessional System, it has been determined that the major failure you refer to, is being created by your attempt to continue to place drink orders here.  Please refer to error file 502 for directions to the LW B&G.

 



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Posted on Tue, Mar 09, 2010 10:41

Quoting Taycott

Britt, I love it. Your blogs are still as entertaining as ever....lol My confession.... Sometimes my bra doesn't match my panties.

This message is being transmitted by the Automated Confessional System:
---matchless bras and panties are not legitimate sins--please confess legitimate sins only.
Good to see you back!
Britt



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Posted on Sun, Mar 07, 2010 18:57

Britt, I love it. Your blogs are still as entertaining as ever....lol My confession.... Sometimes my bra doesn't match my panties.


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Posted on Sat, Mar 06, 2010 17:33

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Molly Munch,

Hijacking of blogs is a VERY SERIOUS SIN and will never be forgiven.  I am praying for you in hopes that your compulsive behavior to hijack will be brought under control. 

Britt



Oh, yummy.  I read somewhere on here that sins not forgiven get to go on being repeated...  Something like that.

Oh, my.....I do so want to go on sinning.  I'm having so much doing so...Please do not fogive me, if that's what it takes to go on having fun.....

Pat, aka Molly Munch



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Posted on Sat, Mar 06, 2010 14:22

Too bad Britt, the confession system has a major failure, maybe it needs a check up!!!!  LOL  reboot



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Posted on Sat, Mar 06, 2010 06:05

Quoting DONTFITMOLD

been a while since I was a standard member.....cant see anyones profile on chat??? WTH?? How can a standard member even communicate with you Brit about issues?


DFM,

While being a standard member is considered to be a sin, it does sit on the boarder line as to whether it will be forgiven or not. 

Standard members can commit the Ultimate Sin and wink at MMCounselor, post a comment on Dear MM Counselor or chat online with her.

Britt



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Posted on Sat, Mar 06, 2010 05:52

Quoting duchesse22

Yeap!  quite amusing Brit!!!! way to go,  now I would like to hear about how you have been a bad girl tink.........please go on!  I'll confess, I have been out so often on friday nights, no. no leads, and resting it off on Saturday just to be a good girl at sunday chuch.....smile!!!! LOL maybe I need a spanking!!!!  but it is not my fault..... I am 41, 140 lbs, have two kids, still the same weight, don't exercise, meet many men that I think will just be friends to find out they want more (lost my tennis partners on that one)or think arrogance is a virtue  so lately I just been going out with friend and playing (happy hour)......in the big boys playground....LOL  and perhaps I';ll get a passionate kiss from someone one day.....I am so dreaming!!!!

 

P.S: it would be so nice to have a girls night out with all of you from MM



ERROR:  REAL LIFE CONFESSIONS CANNOT BE PROCESSED BY THE AUTOMATED CONFESSION SYSTEM. 



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Posted on Sat, Mar 06, 2010 05:45

Quoting duchesse22

Oh don't challenge me Pat!!!!  What's the feasibility of it when you don't know where everyone is?

sandy



THIS IS AN ERROR REPORTED FROM THE AUTOMATED CONFESSION SYSTEM-----no confession transmitted to system----Warning: possible hijack.



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Posted on Sat, Mar 06, 2010 05:42

Quoting Curious2078

Brit, so sorry for that little hijack to Duchesse...I couldn't help myself, reactive character that I am...I'm trying to improve...perhaps that should be my first confession...

Tink--you are teasing again....playing the innocent one when we all know what you did with that strawberry flavored vest I supplied you with last night....

As for me, I won't waste a second of time here because there's too much debauchery to get back to, and I don't want to lose a moment of it.  Just checking in for the sake of my soul ...that once a week redemption thingie........  

I am guilty of offering up 27 different flavors of underwear for nibbling off of me.  [Oh, I'm so tired.....if we could re-produce music on here, I would post  the YouTube thingie of Lili Von Shtupp [Madeline Kahn] singing "I'm So Tired" from BLAZING SADDLES.  That would pretty much explain at least 50 percent of what I'm guilty of for the last two days....and nights....  Plus I dug my teeth into 7 chocolate codpieces--on 7 different men.  Well....not my teeth, exactly, though I did let my choppers do some arousing in a most gentle manner....works every time.... 

And, as you promised....I hope I will not be "forgiven" for any of it.  It was all so grandly satisfying, I can't wait to do it all again

Sodom and Gomorrah, here we come.....The fun may be short-lived, but while it lasts----WHEEEEEEUUUUHH!!!!! 

Molly Munch 



Molly Munch,

Hijacking of blogs is a VERY SERIOUS SIN and will never be forgiven.  I am praying for you in hopes that your compulsive behavior to hijack will be brought under control. 

Britt



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Posted on Sat, Mar 06, 2010 05:32

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WEEEEll Britt. The thing is this. The other night at the LW B&G i met a fabulous married man and fell head over heels in love . He allready has three wives and nineteen children. He wants us to get married and have as many babies as possible and move to Utah. Should i accept him of have i gone too far this time>>>

Just asking and confessing



Tink,

Sorry for the delay in replying to you----your confession was easily processed by the Automated Confession System, but the Question part caused a disruption in the system.  Confessions are accepted here, but all questions should be directed to Dear MM Counselor for immediate processing. 

I hate to disappoint you, but your married man is not married, he has no kids and he does not live in Utah,  so I am certain you will no longer be interested in this one. 

Your sins WILL BE FORGIVEN due to the fact that this figment of your imagination is not who he claimed to be.

Britt



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