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Posted on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 11:41

INSURANCE MONEY

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness

Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the
freeway.

You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but the bad
news is that your p* nis was severed in the accident and we couldn't
find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "But there is also good news.
You've got $9000 in insurance money coming, and we now have the
technology to build you a new p* nis . They work great, but they don't
come cheap. It will cost roughly $1000 an inch."

 The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many
inches you want. But this is something you should discuss with your
wife. If you had a five incher before, and you get a nine incher now,
she might be a bit intimidated. And if you had a nine incher before,
and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be
disappointed. So, it's very important that she plays a role in helping
you make this decision.

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day and asks, "So, have you spoken
with your wife?"

"Yes, I have," says the bandaged man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes," says the bandaged man.

"Alrighty then ...... What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite countertops."

 



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LizBeth2u
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Posted on Wed, Feb 24, 2010 18:43

seriously, this is the first time i have ever been on a blog or dating site and interacted with anyone. this guy looks like an old friend of mine, actually her brother,from near where I grew up. So anyway, was not just throwing the line out there. Hi. so what does lol stand for?


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Posted on Wed, Feb 24, 2010 18:21

You look like someone I used to know in Michigan. Do you know of Pt. Nipigon ? Do you know of Cranbrook and 1357 Chesterfield?


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Posted on Tue, Feb 23, 2010 14:40

LOL That was so original!!!!

 

 



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Posted on Tue, Feb 23, 2010 06:00

Quoting CDinCO

He must be gay....  a man who doesn't want a schwanker????  Wonders never cease!!!



Courtney,, come on,,, really !   LOL



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Posted on Tue, Feb 23, 2010 01:17

Maybe the wife should get another implant....the husband's excitment time left to count her tops



D ( @ )( @ )

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Posted on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 23:20

Quoting CDinCO

He must be gay....  a man who doesn't want a schwanker????  Wonders never cease!!!



LMAO......I believe the point is that the man was over-ruled by his wife, and she just wanted new counters......heavens did I just explain the joke.  Ray....help!......



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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Posted on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 21:50

He must be gay....  a man who doesn't want a schwanker????  Wonders never cease!!!



Courtney :)

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Posted on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 14:12

And SO wrong!


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Posted on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 12:20

LMAO....I dont' care who y'are....that's funny!



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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