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Posted on Jan 08, 2010 at 08:40 AM

SENILITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied, "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?" Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. I've sure gotten old! I've had a hip replacement, new knees, half blind, an't hear anything quieter than a jet engine. Take medications that Make me dizzy and subject to blackouts. Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."
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