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Posted on Thu, Dec 03, 2009 12:59

¿WOMAN'S LOVE¿Prayer

> Before I lay me down to sleep,

> I pray for a man, who's not a¿ creep,

> One who's handsome, smart and strong,

> One who loves to listen long.

> One who thinks before he speaks,

> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

> I pray he's gainfully employed,

> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

> Massages my back and begs to do more.

> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows

> what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

> I pray that this man will love me to no

> end, And always be my very best friend.

> MAN'S LOVE¿Prayer


¿

> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, who loves to send me fishing and golfing. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.



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Posted on Sun, Dec 06, 2009 06:31

Quoting Binhab:

HEY NICEGUY MUST BE A REASON WHY SHE SENDS YOU GOLFING AND FISHING...REMEMBER...SHE IS A NIMPHO , DEAF , MUTE BUT NOT BLIND HUN ! hehehe great posting!! Have a wonderful weekend !


Bin, yes, its because she needs a break from all the "Stimulants" Ms.Arizona talks about !¿ LOL

¿

You too,, have a great weekend.



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Posted on Sun, Dec 06, 2009 06:29

Quoting personalpleasur:

Wow! That's the first time I've ever heard that before but I love it. Only thing missing is Please let him treat me with the same Respect he gives his friends and his sports. LOL


Ms. Pleasur,,,, now thats a topic for a whole different discussion !¿ LOL

(I'm trying to keep this light hearted)¿¿ LOL



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Posted on Sun, Dec 06, 2009 06:26

Quoting LADYK1961:

HI NICEGUY YES I'M LMAOOL YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ONE SMILE,PRETTYBLACK...KNOW THAT!


LadyK,, glad¿I could bring a smile to your day.

¿

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Posted on Sat, Dec 05, 2009 19:11

Wow! That's the first time I've ever heard that before but I love it. Only thing missing is Please let him treat me with the same Respect he gives his friends and his sports. LOL


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Posted on Sat, Dec 05, 2009 19:05

Quoting Arizona53:

My last comment on this was deleted for some odd reason and went something like this.......though I feel that it was not profane or vulgar in the first place I have cleaned it up a little for your reading pleasure. I have also opted to use Santa as I feel I need this expedited a little....LOL!

¿

Santa please bring me a man who owns a golf course, with a bar, can perform without stimulants, and does not have

¿



Arizona,,, whats wrong with stimulants as long as the job gets done !¿ LOL



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Posted on Sat, Dec 05, 2009 09:59

My last comment on this was deleted for some odd reason and went something like this.......though I feel that it was not profane or vulgar in the first place I have cleaned it up a little for your reading pleasure. I have also opted to use Santa as I feel I need this expedited a little....LOL!

¿

Santa please bring me a man who owns a golf course, with a bar, can perform without stimulants, and does not have boobs, or a dickie do! He will of course have to take me golfing whenever I want to go, and shopping on occasion!

¿

¿



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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Posted on Sat, Dec 05, 2009 08:57

HI NICEGUY YES I'M LMAOOL YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ONE SMILE,PRETTYBLACK...KNOW THAT!


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Posted on Sat, Dec 05, 2009 05:05

Quoting niveablanc:

this was priceless and sooo true in most cases. not mine but thats cus i have this philosophy: want something done? do it yourself. and if my man preferes to go golfing or fishing with his sweaty guys, instead of breaking a sweat with me, well then its not a good match. haha


Nive,,, most men can do both in the same day !¿ ;)



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Posted on Sat, Dec 05, 2009 01:09

this was priceless and sooo true in most cases. not mine but thats cus i have this philosophy: want something done? do it yourself. and if my man preferes to go golfing or fishing with his sweaty guys, instead of breaking a sweat with me, well then its not a good match. haha


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Posted on Fri, Dec 04, 2009 10:42

Quoting boldnsexy:

Although I've read this before it ALWAYS makes me laugh again because it's SO true.¿ Men really are simple creatures.


¿

Elaine,, you are absolutely right, We are !

The dating process is made difficult by confusion about most of us¿men !¿The process woman go through trying to figure us out just blows my mind !¿ its really very simple.¿ lol

¿

If you don't believe me just ask Dman, by his replies, he agree's with me. LOL



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Posted on Fri, Dec 04, 2009 04:31

To please us, as our resident Philosopher AROC has stated "All we need is¿a sandwich and a BJ"...lol

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Posted on Fri, Dec 04, 2009 04:16

HEY NICEGUY MUST BE A REASON WHY SHE SENDS YOU GOLFING AND FISHING...REMEMBER...SHE IS A NIMPHO , DEAF , MUTE BUT NOT BLIND HUN ! hehehe great posting!! Have a wonderful weekend !


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Posted on Thu, Dec 03, 2009 20:33

I think that's the greatest poem I've ever read. Thanks a million for postin it. Renae


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Posted on Thu, Dec 03, 2009 18:49

Quoting DONTFITMOLD:

LOLOLOL we are such simple creature are we not........GREAT

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Dman,, it really is that simple isn't it !¿ LOL



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Posted on Thu, Dec 03, 2009 18:48

Pat, Glad I could bring a smile to your day !



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Posted on Thu, Dec 03, 2009 15:18

LOLOLOL we are such simple creature are we not........GREAT

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Posted on Thu, Dec 03, 2009 14:44

Oh, NiceGuy--you've got me laughing out loud--and grinning ear to ear.¿ I'm going to print this prayer out for my deli staff as part of their "Required Reading."¿ And most of them, I know, will want to put it up on the wall to have on hand whenever they need cheering up.¿ Oh, an my buddy/ "brother" /boss is going to want it up on our office wall as well.

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Thanks so much,

¿

Pat



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