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Brittany2012
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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 15:32

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a¿ family
member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired¿ and
somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news ," he said as he
surveyed the worried faces.. "The only hope left for your loved one at¿ this
time is a brain transplant . It's an experimental procedure, very¿ risky, but
it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but
you will have to pay for the BRAIN."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,
someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'

The Doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a¿ female
brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had¿ to 'try' to
not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.

A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a¿ female
brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the¿ female
brains a lot lower because they've been used.'



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Posted on Sat, Nov 07, 2009 12:36

Britney, the brain joke was funny. Hope you are having a great weekend .... Ciao, Rocky


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Posted on Wed, Nov 04, 2009 16:36

hello every one i hope everyone had a great day....


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Posted on Mon, Nov 02, 2009 17:52

Love it! ¿lol

Here's one about a very witty woman! Lucky person who ends up with her brain!¿

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

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'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

¿

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'¿ Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

¿

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,'says the woman.¿ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

¿

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

¿

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.




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Brittany2012
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Posted on Sun, Nov 01, 2009 14:51

Quoting Alchem_US_t:

Rotten apples, Just one question... Who the Hell are you? Your Obsessive-Compulsive iterations of the same, brainless blah-blah only serve to emphasize one thing, for sure - - that Brit's joke REALLY is a joke, as it's now obvious there really is NO brain activity in the female cranium. At least, not yours. So, speaking for all guys out there... we can rest easy, as here, right NOW, before us, is IRREFUTABLE proof that this truly is a joke! Sorry Brit, but apparently ONE bad apple really CAN be ruinous! Mac N. Tosh


OMG---All your ranting and raving is for naught,¿ Applelove is a test profile and I am so sorry you got your knickers all in a knot over nothing.


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Posted on Sat, Oct 31, 2009 12:42

Rotten apples, Just one question... Who the Hell are you? Your Obsessive-Compulsive iterations of the same, brainless blah-blah only serve to emphasize one thing, for sure - - that Brit's joke REALLY is a joke, as it's now obvious there really is NO brain activity in the female cranium. At least, not yours. So, speaking for all guys out there... we can rest easy, as here, right NOW, before us, is IRREFUTABLE proof that this truly is a joke! Sorry Brit, but apparently ONE bad apple really CAN be ruinous! Mac N. Tosh


~ Mark "Doing my part to KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD..."

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Posted on Fri, Oct 30, 2009 11:17

very funny!


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Posted on Thu, Oct 29, 2009 18:40

good one



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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 22:11

That might be true but a Keynesian would probably attribute it to Supply and Demand....


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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 19:24

Now Queenie that was a wee bit super¿



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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 19:13

That was funny.¿


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Brittany2012
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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 17:42

Hey Dontfit,

Only a man would have to ask that question. Hahahahaha!



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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 16:55

Hey Britt!

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Thanks for the laughs, have a few I'll pass this on to for sure!


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What is love? Love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you. :)

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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 15:41

lol¿ Brit too funny

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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 15:39

Brittany

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¿Now I have to ask which Brain needed to be transplanted??? lol

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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 15:33

LMAO!



"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."

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