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Posted on Thu, Aug 06, 2009 14:26

1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4.. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5.. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 13. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH.." 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? 18.. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons. 19. The Terminator is your governor. 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. President Ronald Reagan

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Posted on Wed, Oct 27, 2010 21:09

Yeah! I'm also born and raised in California. It is truly a unique place in all the land, this is the funniest thing I've seen in DAYS!


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Posted on Sun, Oct 24, 2010 05:09

i am serching for woman or girl ,want real love,serious relationship and want to live with me forever ,i must accept all because i know most of women here come to fun and joke and play only ,also they can not decide for the man ,you write more about yourself and do not mean that ,i do not speak alot but i know what i want and i am serious ,white women generaly think only with sex for short time ,money and short funny time with man ,i am here in sweden for three years and see that ,in europa and north america the same,but i wait for good and serious girl,you be angry when the man say the truth about you ,but you must think seriously before you answer me,thanks.


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Posted on Sun, Oct 18, 2009 07:24

I forgot I put this up here....I'm glad you could relate and even add a couple! I've never had the opportunity to go to Cali. Thanks for taking time to read my little blog.


Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. President Ronald Reagan

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Posted on Sun, Aug 23, 2009 11:26

hahaha thats so true !!!



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Posted on Fri, Aug 14, 2009 04:21

I thought it was pretty right on! Thanks!


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Posted on Thu, Aug 13, 2009 14:55

Ha...thats great...you hit those on the nose


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Posted on Thu, Aug 13, 2009 03:56

No...but how bout melted cheese and hot in a dip?


Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. President Ronald Reagan

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Posted on Wed, Aug 12, 2009 05:24

Artichokes? You think they go well with mayonnaise. LOL


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Posted on Sun, Aug 09, 2009 21:29

Born and raised in California and will NEVER leave CA!


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Posted on Sun, Aug 09, 2009 12:09

Lol Great blog! sarah :-)


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Posted on Sun, Aug 09, 2009 12:01

Ok...thanks for sharing! How is good ole Cali?


Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. President Ronald Reagan

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Posted on Sun, Aug 09, 2009 11:40

I was born and raised in¿California; I'm a true Angelino.¿ If you don't know what that is, then you weren't born in California¿ However, most Californians don't live here any more.¿They all moved to Colorado or Washington.¿ Most of the people you meet here are from somewhere else.



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Posted on Sun, Aug 09, 2009 09:20

You have a fifty year old, out of date, small, 1.5 million dollar house without insulation or modern wiring and you are expecting your plumbing to go out any day.


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Posted on Sun, Aug 09, 2009 08:22

I like those! *L*


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Posted on Sat, Aug 08, 2009 18:26

5, 8, 13... so true


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Posted on Sat, Aug 08, 2009 17:27

Thanks sweetie!


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Posted on Fri, Aug 07, 2009 16:17

Great list.



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Posted on Fri, Aug 07, 2009 07:15

.... and if your friends are not fruits or nuts, they're flakes.


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