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Posted on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 08:39

As I was driving today on one of my usual road trips, I started thinking about one thing I find the majority of women have in common,, they own a Dog. They put things in their profiles about loving animals, must love dogs, must not hunt, etc.. Well this got me thinking. So I decided to make a comparison. Your dog vs Me. Here is what I came up with. 1I dont shed as much, so you dont have to vacuum or change the sheets because of my hair. 2 - I dont drool. Well maybe sometimes. ;) 3 ? I wont hump your girl friends or families leg 4 ? When going on vacation, you wont have to spend the extra money on taking me to the Kennel or make sure someone stops by everyday to check on me. 5 ? you dont have to feed me I can do that myself 6- I dont drink out of the toilet bowl. 7 ? I wont or cant lick my own privates then kiss you. 8 ? when my arse itches I won?t drag it on the carpet 9 ? when we go for a walk you wont have to take a pooper scooper and plastic bag 10- you wont have to train me to go outside to pee, Im already potty trained and wear big boy pants. 11 ? you dont have to take me anywhere to get my toe nails cut I already do that myself 12 ? I brush my own teeth 13 ? my farts arent as bad as Dog Farts, my goodness they are the worst. 14 ? you dont have to bathe me unless of course you want to. but I promise I won?t shake and get water all over the place. 15 ? you dont have to get me heart worm pills, my heart is fine. 16 ? Ill kiss you and be excited every time you walk thru the door, but won?t dribble on the carpet. 17 ? you can have sex with me 18- I wont bark to much when someone comes to the door. 19 ? I wont bite anyone, I may nibble on you a little though. 20 ? I might talk back to you sometimes, but after the list above I think its a fair trade


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Posted on Sun, Dec 20, 2009 10:35

You are so funny..I Love your personality..it is alot like mine..Really hope to hear from you.. Noel


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Posted on Mon, Dec 07, 2009 18:57

Hello, NGL:  I know this post is old, but I just came across it for the first time--and it's funny as hell. 

 

So, from this latecomer, thanks for the very hearty laugh. 

 

And....you really have a LOT of really entertaining/interesting blogs. 

 

Pat



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Posted on Sun, Oct 11, 2009 19:46

o.k. i trade u for my puppy o.k. lol


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Posted on Sun, Sep 20, 2009 19:02

VERY CLEVER SENSE OF HUMOR. I LIKE IT! JANE

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Posted on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 12:16

Hey Mr Nice Guy Looking! My you are a cutie! Most women are looking for the loyalty, affection and amusement that their dogs provide, you have some valid points but you also have some draw backs! * Will you smile evertime I scratch you behind the ears? * Will you fetch for a treat? * Will you cuddle with me? * Dogs are very straight forward with their communication, You? * Dogs enjoy vacations just as much as we do! * The warm head of a friendly pet can soothe the soul. * Will you jump for joy when we play frisbee? * Will you pull me on my roller blades? * Are you curious and willing to learn new things?

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Posted on Tue, Jul 28, 2009 04:33

Conyers.¿You may have the billion dollar winner.¿ A toilet for men as big as a litter box!¿ One they could walk into and not worry about where they might be aiming, or cleaning up after their own splatter marks.¿ hehehe. (sounds a little like a bathroom).


As to the size of the mans brain.¿ This cats comparing to men came from the internet...but, I do believe it was talking about the mens head..........................................................................................are you comparing yourself to a cat?¿Ask any cat, they will tell you that CATS rule!


And yes, we women do love our men (and our other pets). No question about it. Not sure about the perfect part, as that might be a little bit boring for those involved.

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Posted on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 07:06

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Cat lover checking in!¿ Ok,¿ I may not be as original as some of you. (You are AMAZING!)¿ I am laughing so hard with this blog.

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Anyway, I went online and found this list of how Cats compare with men.¿ I am not saying I agree with all of these....

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A cat always hits the litter box.
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Better chance of training a cat than getting a man to pick up after him self.¿

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You never have to spend time with your cats mother.

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If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

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You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails.

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It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

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If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

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A cat knows your the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.

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A cat matures as it grows older.

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Back hair on cats is cute.

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It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.

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When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying. Most of them like to cuddle, and show us affection, without expecting more every time.

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Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.

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A cat is loyal.

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Cats actually think with their heads. The one on top of their neck....

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"Meow" is never a lie.

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They'll both stand outside your door and
whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in.

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It's more amusing to watch a cat try and
deal with a piece of tape stuck on its paw
than to watch a man trying to do something he does not know how to do..

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To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs
35 cents.

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A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.

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Cats can't show love without meaning it.

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Cats are always cute.

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The only thing a cat expects you to "put
out" is food, water, and a clean litter box.


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Posted on Sun, Jul 26, 2009 13:35

Now, I really liked those blogs!!!! LMAO....I still have 2 dogs, my husband and mother both recently died, December and February respectively, and I did have 6 dogs and omg, thank God I am now down to 2 dogs, although I must say, I would rather have a man to sleep beside me instead of the dogs!!!

Cay



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Posted on Sat, Jul 25, 2009 19:09

Niceguy, My response as follows..... 1. Yes, but I can't yell at you to go sleep on the floor when you hog my side of the bed. 2. Not all dogs drool, however all men do - given the right incentive. 3. No, some men prefer to hump their girlfriend's girlfriends, and family. 4. When I go on vacation, I wouldn't need to ask the dog if it minds if I buy that cute top/shoes/skirt combo I just found. 5. Yes, but you'd probably expect me to cook it. 6. Maybe if men did drink out of the toilet bowl, they'd be more concerned about missing the inside of the bowl.... 7. If you could, what would you need me for? 8. No, you'll scratch and re-adjust when you think I'm not looking, then NOT wash your hands. 9. No...I suppose you got me on this one. 10. Are you trying to tell me that you've never urinated outside? I'm calling bunk on that one.... 11. Yes, but where do you leave your clippings? Do you know how disgusting it is to find them on the side of the tub, or anywhere else in the washroom? 12. Yes, but you probably squeeze the toothpaste from the middle, and leave the cap off too.... 13. You're biased on the smell of your farts, they're equally as bad as dog farts you're just incapable of judging because they're yours.... 14. No, but you'd probably leave your towel on the floor, or in some other place for me to pick up... 15. No, but I have to worry about your cardiac health when you're old and grey, and frankly it'll be a lot easier and cheaper to bury the dog and people will understand when I bring home a new puppy. 16. With a man, that excitement only lasts a few months....with a dog it's a lifetime. I like that kind of devotion. 17. The question is though after 15 years....would I still want to? 18. Not even if it's my brother who needs me to do him a favor at 1:00 a.m.? 19. Kind of like the fact that some dogs bite, some people deserve to be bitten.... (i.e. burglar) 20. No dog has ever irked me to the point a man can. I don't know, still not convinced a man could be better than a dog. Hell...I divorced my husband and kept the dog (that he wanted to get in the first place). Long after he and I split, the dog and I were still on good terms. She always did listen better than he did....


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Posted on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 23:35

lol im not having either of you sticking your nose in my privates !!!! LMAO



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Posted on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 06:27

Brings to mind something that was posted earlier. If you put your dog and your girlfriend in the trunk (boot) of your car for an hour, which one will be happy to see you when you open the trunk?


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Posted on Wed, Jul 22, 2009 09:41

There's a stray dog in my neighborhood that I've named Carter. He lost his mom when he was still a puppy and since then many people feed hm. I took care of him once when he got real sick and thankfully he recovered completely.

Carter is so protective of me that nobody other than my family can stand close to me. He will attack strangers. He won't eat his food unless I shake hands with him. When Carter sees me walking home, he'll come running towards me and before you know it, he's got his paws on my shoulder. He gets crazy.....LOL

The love of a dog is unconditional.¿

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Posted on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 18:33

sneci, your right not all woman are the same,, thank goodness for that ! lol It just seems like I see that in alot of profiles


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Posted on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 09:28

An CONYERSGUY , LOL¿ AGAIN YOU JUST LEAVE ME SHAKEING MY HEAD AN SMILING TO MYSELF. tHANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE VERY INTERESTING ANSWER BACK¿TO SOMEONE ELES BLOG.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 09:22

Well AUTHOR, Not every woman has a dog. An Not every woman have must love animals. so keep looking becauses Not every woman is the same or wants the same things. an I'm sure you will find someone that wants what you want.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 09:10

Conyers, Thanks for #13 & #21 thats a good one ! your # 17, no I don't go there ! LOL


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