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Posted on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 09:17



On my 60th  birthday, I got a gift certificate from my girl friend.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for
Erectile dysfunction. After Being persuaded, I drove to the
reservation, handed my ticket to the medicine man and wondered what I
was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me,
and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, "This is powerful

Medicine and it must be respected. You take only
a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3. 'When you do that, you will become more manly than
you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

I was encouraged.

As he walked away, I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine
from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4," he responded. "But when she does, the
medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved,
took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my girl friend to join
me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and
said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, I was the manliest of men. My girl friend was excited and began
throwing off her clothes. And then she asked,

What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Posted on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 05:12

Next time tell the girl friend to count s l o w e r. Maybe even throw in a couple of 2-1/4, 2-1/2 and a few 'I am warning you young man'.... Hey Bill good to see you and some of the regulars. -D.


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Posted on Sat, Apr 18, 2009 22:57

Bill I told you NEVER to post that pic of me doing that !!!!!



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Posted on Sat, Apr 18, 2009 06:45

 

 

OK. Anyone have a good FRENCH LESSON?????? LOLOL


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Posted on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 23:50

love this new pic Honey



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Posted on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 02:46

HEHEHE- very funny!

 

sarah :-)



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Posted on Thu, Apr 16, 2009 23:18

Love it Bill, except Im surprised you told it. After all I promised I would never tell

lololololololol

All better now??



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Posted on Thu, Apr 16, 2009 11:43

Hi BillZeke: I began to believe you, but I wondered.....what is this all about? Does that work, too? _Honey


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Posted on Thu, Apr 16, 2009 10:26

Hi Bill, you need to try cialis super active, beats any medicine man's potion LOL


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Posted on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 19:24

Too cute,¿Bill I¿heard you had a bo bo, hope you are on the mend!



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Posted on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 18:52

She doesn't have do even say the 1,2,3 part. All she has to say is "what is that for?" same result. lolololol


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Posted on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 13:31

Good one Bill. Just like you... old but still a winner.


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