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Brittany2012
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Posted on Sat, Mar 14, 2009 17:55

9 Types of Boyfriends

Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt

Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams

The Sneak - "Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction



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Posted on Wed, Feb 05, 2014 18:38

The last one, the current one and the next one.



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Posted on Tue, Feb 04, 2014 09:47

Lol well put, thanks for that you made me laugh... At my last relationship😉



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Posted on Wed, Dec 02, 2009 14:18

I was just informed that i was on the endangered species list.....BANG....change that to extinct

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Posted on Tue, Dec 01, 2009 06:11

This is Mr. right, without the servants and the yacht, but with the nice big bed that I make every mornig when we get up after the weasel thing again... ibthe1


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Posted on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 12:07

Hi Brittany & all, I'm newly visiting & considering becoming a member. And I just want to thank you for the humor here; it's great. And BTW CG, I take a group of patients to the river on weekends, to teach them "catch and release". Some of them had no idea how therapeutic it can be! :-)


Go where you'll gro & bloom where you're planted.

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Posted on Sun, Apr 26, 2009 22:37

Attah girl Brittany2012. Bellewoman needs to lighten up. How about this for the 10th Type of guy.

The Creeper - "I still love you, I'm sorry I broke up with you"

AKA: The ex, Mr. WTH was I thinking, The linger'er.

Advantages: Redemption from your broken heart.

Disadvantages: None.



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Posted on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 12:22

You should look for the heart... If they do God's work... PERIOD


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Posted on Thu, Apr 16, 2009 19:14

Come on guys! Lighten up! Money is not that important just like we know that the way our bodies look is not that important to you.....right:)


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Posted on Sun, Apr 12, 2009 16:37

I dont think the example of Mr. Right is fully accurate. While being sucessful is part of what most people think of when they think of Mr. Right. I would say being sucessful and making enough wouldnt always mean a yacht and servents.


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Posted on Thu, Mar 26, 2009 17:07

Quoting: Originally posted by BelleWoman
It often is disturbing when a member of my gender, who may appear to be part of Western society, yet willingly contributes little true good or kind words... as so demonstrated ...,is persuaded to share , in the guise of humor either her prose , these generalized comments, as I do not see a reference to a source. It is with a touch of pain that she desires to write of her "beliefs" in which I , as a woman, yet perhaps because I am not of her decade , find personally offense... yet sadly how does her prose of "types" enrich or sincerely add kind benefit, or address for any fully understood greater good, this message she is writing? Why desire to put effort into what may seem quite "harmless", yet when truly examined , is an affront to others including some women who are tired of the demeaning , unkind and quite simply not valued and ...not at all necessary to add quality to our society. Before you wish to label and generalize unkind myths of this form, perhaps truly look at the message you are sending.


BelleWoman

I appreciate your comment but, hey don't get your knickers in a knot, this was a spoof on a scammers blog.¿ A few members have found it entertaining and have chosen to play off of that, so my advice to you is, "put on your Big Girl Panties" if you are going to survive here on the blogs.

BTW, what decade are you from?

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Posted on Wed, Mar 25, 2009 19:09

It often is disturbing when a member of my gender, who may appear to be part of Western society, yet willingly contributes little true good or kind words... as so demonstrated ...,is persuaded to share , in the guise of humor either her prose , these generalized comments, as I do not see a reference to a source. It is with a touch of pain that she desires to write of her "beliefs" in which I , as a woman, yet perhaps because I am not of her decade , find personally offense... yet sadly how does her prose of "types" enrich or sincerely add kind benefit, or address for any fully understood greater good, this message she is writing? Why desire to put effort into what may seem quite "harmless", yet when truly examined , is an affront to others including some women who are tired of the demeaning , unkind and quite simply not valued and ...not at all necessary to add quality to our society. Before you wish to label and generalize unkind myths of this form, perhaps truly look at the message you are sending.


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Posted on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 19:19

this is funny! :) :)


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Posted on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 19:18

this is funny! :) :)


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Posted on Sun, Mar 22, 2009 19:36

Come on guys, You know we love ya...just havin some fun! LOLOL And blowing off some steam:) *punches all the guys in the arm...really hard*


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Posted on Sat, Mar 21, 2009 14:44

Quoting: Originally posted by BlondeLightning
Hi Everyone, Well ms. Brit, If I recall, in the forums. One such place is in the Stuck in Africa scams post. I may be wrong here, and it has happened before and will probably happen in the future lol. How about Rob Test? Maybe I have the wrong Brittnay here? Please let me know. Thanks.


Hey Hey BL.......

First, if you thought you were chatting to Brittnay, you were wrong, because I spell my name Brittany.

Second, if you thought you were chatting, you were wrong.¿ Posting a comment on a blog is not chatting--that is "posting a comment".¿ Chatting is when you are instant messaging with someone and I don't think we have done that.

My Dearest BL, you have delighted me long enough, so you can come up missing AGAIN!

Best to you always,

Brittany



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Posted on Sat, Mar 21, 2009 14:43

Quoting: Originally posted by SweetSimone
"Mr. Right"...I met him the other day. Blind, crippled over eighty and certified millionare....yes, hes my buddy:)


Hi SS!

Now that is every woman's DREAM MAN!!



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Posted on Sat, Mar 21, 2009 13:11

not all of us have been Hunted to Extinction'

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may the sunshine on you always cougarjoe

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Posted on Fri, Mar 20, 2009 00:36

LOL Brit !!! Love this

How about Mr Needy

Wants to hold hands while you do the dishes together and then get involved in a major bonding session before making love later

aso known as Mr Paranoia ,Mr lonely, touchy feely mr introspective

Advantages .....allways loyal and there

Disadvantages......clingy suffocating and hard work



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Posted on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 16:30

Hi Everyone, Well ms. Brit, If I recall, in the forums. One such place is in the Stuck in Africa scams post. I may be wrong here, and it has happened before and will probably happen in the future lol. How about Rob Test? Maybe I have the wrong Brittnay here? Please let me know. Thanks.


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