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Posted on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 13:19

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow!....... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she exclaimed.....'Get your own ****ing blanket.' Ah, to be married again ! LOL


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Posted on Sun, Jul 26, 2009 13:43

You guys are too funny!¿ I was really needing to laugh!!¿ Thank-you!!!



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Posted on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 03:49

Robo, I doing just fine thanks. thanks for sharing with us. I always appreciate a good joke, so lets add some more whenever possible.


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Posted on Tue, Jan 20, 2009 16:24

Hey Man! Long time no see. Hope you are doing well. Since the blog is "Joke of the Day", I thought I would add one if you don't mind. ******************************* Putting one's affairs in order The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??' 'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.' And THAT, my friends, is what is called, "Putting Your Affairs In Order."


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Posted on Sun, Jan 18, 2009 22:59

sooooo cute

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Posted on Sat, Jan 17, 2009 10:35

lol Ray where have you been ?? I appreciated this lol



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Posted on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 00:58

Quoting rambokao:

sorry I cant get your meaning,cause I m from Asia. Give me some explaining? Thanks


Hi Rambokao,

Here is the meaning for the above blog topic... Mr. Niceguylooking blog was just  a joke! Pretty funny actually. I am still laughing!!!

Here in America, the wife are not as sub-servant to their husband when it comes minor stuff as getting the blanket. When the other passanger in the train said ' tonight let us pretend that we are married' that means, she was not about to get out of bed and get the blanket for him!!! Come to think of it... though the passengers were not married, if the man was a gentleman...he would had ensure that the woman (the other passenger) was warm and comfortable for the night!

Instead, he made a big mistake...'ordering the woman around' ...I am still laughing outloud!!!

I can understand your position being an Asian man. Asian man wants to have their wife to be at their beckon call at all times!!! I am Asian...and I love to be pampered and spoiled...and in return, my partner will get the same pampering and more!!!

Hope you got the gist out of his joke...

 

tinypebbles

 

 



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