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Posted on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 15:13

GOLFING WITH THE WIFE The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee. As she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals a lack of underwear. Good God woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?"her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go buy yourself some underwear." Next,the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?" She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says "For the sake of decency, here's 10. Go buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers? "She too explains "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the love 'o Jesus, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."


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Posted on Sun, Jul 26, 2009 13:46

ROFLMAO.....I will have to remember these the next I go golfing.....lololol



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Posted on Sun, Nov 02, 2008 14:42

hahahaha BOO priceless


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Posted on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 12:30

A foursome of women is teeing off. The last one to tee off hits a low screaming duck hook that hit a gentleman who is walking up the adjacent fairway. She immediately gets in her cart and drives towards him. He's on the ground, writhing in pain and clutching his groin. She tells him that she's a doctor.. loosens his buckle,slips her hand dowm his pants and starts massaging his genitals. After 5 minutes she ask him if he's feeling better and he says "yes, but I still think my thumb is broken."


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Posted on Sat, Nov 01, 2008 00:30

Funny!!!


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Posted on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 17:12

Quoting Tinkerbelle: hahahaha Ray too funny

I thought you might get a kick out of that one,, since I know you love to golf ! ;)


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Posted on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 17:11

Quoting tpouchkina: I wonder why I like you. LOL. Nice new picture, pretty hot I should say. How are you been doing? Hugs, T (I believe I coned the phrase years before anyone else did, lol).

Sweet T, I knew you liked me for my amazing wit,, but I thought you also liked me for my charming personailty ! LOL I'm good Sweet T, how are you ? Your Michigan Buddy !


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Posted on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 12:22

Very good! LOL


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Posted on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 01:52

Excellent.....


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Posted on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 00:34

hahahaha Ray too funny


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Posted on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 00:05

I wonder why I like you. LOL. Nice new picture, pretty hot I should say. How are you been doing? Hugs, T (I believe I coned the phrase years before anyone else did, lol).


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