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Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 09:03 AM

Subject: Important Pfizer Drug Announcement Pfizer announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good, old fashion stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. Thought for the day, there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra then on Alzheimer?s research. This means that by 2040 there should be large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Posted on Oct 18, 2008 at 08:07 PM

Quoting billzeke: Subject: Important Pfizer Drug Announcement Pfizer announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good, old fashion stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. Thought for the day, there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra then on Alzheimer?s research. This means that by 2040 there should be large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Too funny Bill. Can I borrow this to share with my collegues at school? We could all use a good laugh. LMAO

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Posted on Oct 18, 2008 at 06:32 AM

Quoting billzeke: All I know is if it lasts for more than 4 hours you're suppose to call your doctor.

If it lasts for more than 4 hours I would suggest you have all of your former girlfriends on speed dial.

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Posted on Oct 18, 2008 at 06:21 AM

LOL- now thats a thought!! :-O

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Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 10:50 AM

excellent Bill You know what Pepsi should put an instruction label on the bottle to refresh the memory !! Just like they do for recipes

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Posted on Oct 17, 2008 at 09:18 AM

All I know is if it lasts for more than 4 hours you're suppose to call your doctor.

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