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Posted on Sat, Sep 06, 2008 17:17

> It is good to be a woman: > 1. We got off the Titanic first. > 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder > excuses. > 3. Taxis stop for us. > 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. > 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. > 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. > 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. > 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. > 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates > are > still there. > 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. > 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. > 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look > like an idiot. > 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. > 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. > 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because > they aren't listening anyway.


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Posted on Sat, Sep 13, 2008 16:02

Hi Everyone! Hey Brittany, Funny blog. So, if you don't shave then nobody will know? This might apply for legs and under arms, but what about other areas on the female body? I have seen some females that have to wax the facial areas- mustache and beard areas on their bodies too. Now- a man has to respect a woman who can grow a better beard and mustache than him LMAO!

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Posted on Sun, Sep 07, 2008 05:49

I love these! Britt, I have heard the ones you listed before. George, your add on where new very funny! Itsmylife, Welcome to the funny farm! What a great way to start a morning.

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People may not remember what you say or do, but they will remember how you made them feel.

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Posted on Sat, Sep 06, 2008 21:31

I don't think you missed a thing. That was great. Thanks for the smile.


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