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Posted on Mon, Aug 18, 2008 16:44

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Avoid agruments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough. 6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


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Posted on Thu, Aug 21, 2008 08:14

Queenie, you'll be needing rolls of duct tape soon, Wrap up for the winter takes on a whole new meaning in your sense. PS Trust the Kitten is well


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Posted on Wed, Aug 20, 2008 08:41

Quoting: Originally posted by Queenofyourdreams Reminder to self. Print this list and tape on refrigerator with duct tape... Yes, this all makes sense. Except for #4 as I wake up when the sun does. Is there something you can suggest to stop the sun from waking up in the morning? Maybe I could duct tape the windows and doors so no sun light comes in?

Cool... So you have one of those new fangled alternative energy solar alarm clocks? I have one of those in my guest bedroom! If you really wanted to, you could make some heavy drapes by using two layers of duct tape, one layer running verticle and the other horizontal facing each other. Use the good 200mph duct tape, not that cheap stuff.


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Posted on Wed, Aug 20, 2008 08:36

Good ole duct tape... The doc wanted to tape some bandages to my son on a small area.. well tape don't adhere to his skin well it kept popping off... the doc in his frustration after trying all the different tapes he had.. accidentally found duct tape so when son came out of office he looked like half a mummy and a silver knight.. .. the doc wrapped him in a lot of gauze, around his chest, right shoulder, and half of his right arm, and then applied the duct tape to all the gauze in hope to keep the wound clean... Thanks for the smile ... so far have not had any luck with #1


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Posted on Tue, Aug 19, 2008 16:37

Reminder to self. Print this list and tape on refrigerator with duct tape... Yes, this all makes sense. Except for #4 as I wake up when the sun does. Is there something you can suggest to stop the sun from waking up in the morning? Maybe I could duct tape the windows and doors so no sun light comes in?


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Posted on Tue, Aug 19, 2008 12:14

DUCT Tape..... Can't live with out it. Can save your life to !!!!!!


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