This man is getting his breakfast milk as fresh as possible. This is not the photo I uploaded, it was really a a farmer giving milk to his cats fresh from the udder. Seems Mad Cow Disease has struck once again.
This must be udderly delicious for those cats. I remember when my grandfather would treat his farm cats to fresh milk this way. Which brings to mind the thought as to how many here even know where milk comes from? Or that not long ago, the farmers had to milk those cows by hand?
A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a fly go in the cows ear. After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk. Then he said, "That's funny. It went in one ear and out the udder!"
This man is getting his breakfast milk as fresh as possible. This is not the photo I uploaded, it was really a a farmer giving milk to his cats fresh from the udder. Seems Mad Cow Disease has struck once again.
This must be udderly delicious for those cats. I remember when my grandfather would treat his farm cats to fresh milk this way. Which brings to mind the thought as to how many here even know where milk comes from? Or that not long ago, the farmers had to milk those cows by hand?
A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a
fly go in the cows ear. After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk. Then he said, "That's funny. It went in one ear and out the udder!"
Mariana, No I have never seen a cow troll before! LOL! Where do people get all these amazing cow photos, or the ideas to make them? Who would have thought that cows are so popular? Or that they had united is such a way to spread their message? I found tee shirts that are also funny.
Q: What kind of car does a cow drive?
A: A Cattelac!
Mariana, No I have never seen a cow troll before! LOL! Where do people get all these amazing cow photos, or the ideas to make them? Who would have thought that cows are so popular? Or that they had united is such a way to spread their message? I found tee shirts that are also funny.
Thank you for your comment wwwwws. It is easy to see that you have also been effected by Mad Cow Disease....moooooooo is what I say!
What makes you think this blog is about people leaving? This blog is about cows! There are no names mentioned at all. And there really is a Santa Barbara Farm. Look it up. Have you taken the time to read this entire blog to see what else has been said? Have you read any of the jokes, or read what anyone has said? Me thinks you are taking this a little bit to seriously...try moooooooing and you will feel a little better.
This is my blog. I am allowed to say what ever I want. If you do not like what I say, than go to your own blog and moooooo there. Or better yet, maybe you need a cow bell to play with (I know, you already have yours...)It seems there are many others who have enjoyed the blog and have kept it going. True, we are all experiencing different stages of Mad Cow Disease, but we are comfortable admitting this.
So, are you going to dress up as a cow for Halloween? I bet you would make a cute cow....oh, wait. I bet you would rather be a bull.
Thank you for your comment wwwwws. It is easy to see that you have also been effected by Mad Cow Disease....moooooooo is what I say!
What makes you think this blog is about people leaving? This blog is about cows! There are no names mentioned at all. And there really is a Santa Barbara Farm. Look it up. Have you taken the time to read this entire blog to see what else has been said? Have you read any of the jokes, or read what anyone has said? Me thinks you are taking this a little bit to seriously...try moooooooing and you will feel a little better.
This is my blog. I am allowed to say what ever I want. If you do not like what I say, than go to your own blog and moooooo there. Or better yet, maybe you need a cow bell to play with (I know, you already have yours...)It seems there are many others who have enjoyed the blog and have kept it going. True, we are all experiencing different stages of Mad Cow Disease, but we are comfortable admitting this.
So, are you going to dress up as a cow for Halloween? I bet you would make a cute cow....oh, wait. I bet you would rather be a bull.
wwwwwwwwwwwwws. I have no problem with anyone going anywhere they want to blog. Do you? LOL?
Yes, this blog started as a result, not of where people wanted to blog, but how it was done,(in one situation) and what was, and has been done since than. Not that anyone really cares anymore. Well, expect those "over there". And me, as this is excellent fodder to keep this blog alive and well. And what a funny blog it has become. Moooooving right along.
I am sure you have read what was said "over there" at the Santa Barbara Farm as Mad Cow Disease spread very quickly there. It was udderly amazing. You know, all those blogs and messages about the process of revenge(from formally banned bulls and cows) and the methods of taking more cows and bulls from "over here" that were suggested, who they were going to moooooo to next (to join the Nowscow on line racing game where contestents see who can get the most cows to jump over the fence to "over there" the fastest) the comparisons of the farms, the numbers of cows and bulls that they have "taken" from "over here", blah, blah, blah...You would think they could find more to talk about than this old cow pasture.
But, we do get a little tired "over here" of those who create blogs or comments, here, from those "over there" trying to ring their now dull cow bells,(as if we are not all tired of hearing those cow bells-boring) and doing their best cow calls as they attempt to convince us with their pathetic mooooooooing in their blogs "over here" that the grass is so much greener "over there" when we know that it is not. It is as if those "over there" do not know that some of those "over there" are moooooing and sharing the cud (is that like cow gossip?) and stories with many of those "over here" about everything that is going on "over there". Surprise! Well, not really. There is a saying that you can not change a cows spots no matter where they go....and most of us are from the same original herd.
Which does make this entire situation very funny and slightly entertaining. And is why this blog about Mad Cow Disease and various forms of bull crap has continued. Not that anyone cares anymor about that other farm, but it has made for a funny blog with many great photos of cows and bulls and great comments. For some reason cows make everyone smile and giggle a little. Who would have thought that so many people love cows. Maybe it is those big brown eyes that cows have?
Did you know there are at least 150,000 photos of cows on line? I found over 60 sites dedicated to cows. Many of those also have blogs. But...I also did not feel like blogging on them. Does this make me jealous? (inside joke)
As I said, I really do not care where anyone blogs. We are all from the same herd and we are all family no matter which farm we end up at...We can blog about almost anything we want to here, or go anywhere we want to to blog about anything else.
In the meantime, this blog is still going. Not sure why. But I think it is because so many people really like cows....Even some of the city people who are here.
I am sure you will agree that it seems that there are a few who are still reading this blog.
Now, do you have a favorite cow that you would like to share with us?
wwwwwwwwwwwwws. I have no problem with anyone going anywhere they want to blog. Do you? LOL?
Yes, this blog started as a result, not of where people wanted to blog, but how it was done,(in one situation) and what was, and has been done since than. Not that anyone really cares anymore. Well, expect those "over there". And me, as this is excellent fodder to keep this blog alive and well. And what a funny blog it has become. Moooooving right along.
I am sure you have read what was said "over there" at the Santa Barbara Farm as Mad Cow Disease spread very quickly there. It was udderly amazing. You know, all those blogs and messages about the process of revenge(from formally banned bulls and cows) and the methods of taking more cows and bulls from "over here" that were suggested, who they were going to moooooo to next (to join the Nowscow on line racing game where contestents see who can get the most cows to jump over the fence to "over there" the fastest) the comparisons of the farms, the numbers of cows and bulls that they have "taken" from "over here", blah, blah, blah...You would think they could find more to talk about than this old cow pasture.
But, we do get a little tired "over here" of those who create blogs or comments, here, from those "over there" trying to ring their now dull cow bells,(as if we are not all tired of hearing those cow bells-boring) and doing their best cow calls as they attempt to convince us with their pathetic mooooooooing in their blogs "over here" that the grass is so much greener "over there" when we know that it is not. It is as if those "over there" do not know that some of those "over there" are moooooing and sharing the cud (is that like cow gossip?) and stories with many of those "over here" about everything that is going on "over there". Surprise! Well, not really. There is a saying that you can not change a cows spots no matter where they go....and most of us are from the same original herd.
Which does make this entire situation very funny and slightly entertaining. And is why this blog about Mad Cow Disease and various forms of bull crap has continued. Not that anyone cares anymor about that other farm, but it has made for a funny blog with many great photos of cows and bulls and great comments. For some reason cows make everyone smile and giggle a little. Who would have thought that so many people love cows. Maybe it is those big brown eyes that cows have?
Did you know there are at least 150,000 photos of cows on line? I found over 60 sites dedicated to cows. Many of those also have blogs. But...I also did not feel like blogging on them. Does this make me jealous? (inside joke)
As I said, I really do not care where anyone blogs. We are all from the same herd and we are all family no matter which farm we end up at...We can blog about almost anything we want to here, or go anywhere we want to to blog about anything else.
In the meantime, this blog is still going. Not sure why. But I think it is because so many people really like cows....Even some of the city people who are here.
I am sure you will agree that it seems that there are a few who are still reading this blog.
Now, do you have a favorite cow that you would like to share with us?
You are right, Rob. It is all that gas that comes from the cow that must be making that car go. What is it called? You would know. Methane? It seems many countries are spending lots of money on developing that as an alternative form of gas for powering motors.
I am still curious as how they did get that cow in the back seat of a car. It does look like a big cow, and the photo does not look like it was touched up....
And what a mess if that cow gets excited. If you know what I mean...
You are right, Rob. It is all that gas that comes from the cow that must be making that car go. What is it called? You would know. Methane? It seems many countries are spending lots of money on developing that as an alternative form of gas for powering motors.
I am still curious as how they did get that cow in the back seat of a car. It does look like a big cow, and the photo does not look like it was touched up....
And what a mess if that cow gets excited. If you know what I mean...
Queenie, what is your problem with people blogging elsewhere?
I am on several sites and I go where I have the most fun, witty banter, educational posts, and where people believe I am better looking than any movie star. Is not that my right? Would you like to debate me on that right?
I even drop by MM occasionally to see if there is a subject that interest me, but I don't see anyone from another site being POed because I do so.
What is the problem here?
Queenie, what is your problem with people blogging elsewhere?
I am on several sites and I go where I have the most fun, witty banter, educational posts, and where people believe I am better looking than any movie star. Is not that my right? Would you like to debate me on that right?
I even drop by MM occasionally to see if there is a subject that interest me, but I don't see anyone from another site being POed because I do so.
Once again, trolls pretending to be cows, have been invited to the nearby Santa Barbara Farm. It seems that the SB farm has been experiencing more strange bovine behavior as the Mad Cow Disease continues too spread. Recent events have many there questioning why they followed the sounds of the cow bells "over there"...
The good news is that for the past few months, the cows and bulls(or people dressed like cows and bulls) of both neighboring farms have been spotted talking and sharing what is going on, to each other, on chats and IM's, they have been seen moooooooing, playing tennis, grazing at restaurants, and ringing their cow bells at tailgate parties, and on web cams, as they spread the message of "Bovines Unite." And "Let the Bull Crap Be Revealed".
A commercial that aired last week on the blogs of both farms (seems the same blogs are showing up on both farms-yawn)) caught the actions of some of those cows and bulls who have been infected by the Mad Cow Disease. They were caught bumping blogs and throwing cow pies at each other while the other bloggers were asleep in their beds...
Is this a sign that some of the cows(and bulls) are finally getting their revenge for being led off by the sound of those musical cow bells and magical moooooos filled with unfulfilled promises? Was the grass really greener on the other side of that fence? Or was it just Mr. Big using his idea of "Uddergate" to showcase one another one of his "Let Yourself Play Revenge with ME, ME, ME" games? With a campaign labeled Santa Barbara Farm and highlighted with the newest spammer promotion, of "Bovine Bucks emails" which included the newest double scratch-off tickets(sent to everyone through the MM email system at least twice-than through personal mail at least 3 times more) and now in the final stages the "Nascow" on line cow racing game, where contestants see who could get the most cows to jump over the fence and to "over there" the fastest...(Of course, instructions have all been sent out to those who were interested. Please delete after receiving) What where the prizes???
Now, I'm not quite sure why he/they thought cows were the way to go for a these promotional games, but they sure are cute and did make for a great blog. And as we all know from past experience. Mr. Big is full of bull. LOL. So, what's next? Will the cows lift up their tails and leave cow pies as they walk out for their ultimate revenge? Will they tire of the blogs asking them to show who has the best udders? Or who has the best tail?
Tune in next week for the latest news!
News just came in!!!
Is there yet another cow uprising underway?
Once again, trolls pretending to be cows, have been invited to the nearby Santa Barbara Farm. It seems that the SB farm has been experiencing more strange bovine behavior as the Mad Cow Disease continues too spread. Recent events have many there questioning why they followed the sounds of the cow bells "over there"...
The good news is that for the past few months, the cows and bulls(or people dressed like cows and bulls) of both neighboring farms have been spotted talking and sharing what is going on, to each other, on chats and IM's, they have been seen moooooooing, playing tennis, grazing at restaurants, and ringing their cow bells at tailgate parties, and on web cams, as they spread the message of "Bovines Unite." And "Let the Bull Crap Be Revealed".
A commercial that aired last week on the blogs of both farms (seems the same blogs are showing up on both farms-yawn)) caught the actions of some of those cows and bulls who have been infected by the Mad Cow Disease. They were caught bumping blogs and throwing cow pies at each other while the other bloggers were asleep in their beds...
Is this a sign that some of the cows(and bulls) are finally getting their revenge for being led off by the sound of those musical cow bells and magical moooooos filled with unfulfilled promises? Was the grass really greener on the other side of that fence? Or was it just Mr. Big using his idea of "Uddergate" to showcase one another one of his "Let Yourself Play Revenge with ME, ME, ME" games? With a campaign labeled Santa Barbara Farm and highlighted with the newest spammer promotion, of "Bovine Bucks emails" which included the newest double scratch-off tickets(sent to everyone through the MM email system at least twice-than through personal mail at least 3 times more) and now in the final stages the "Nascow" on line cow racing game, where contestants see who could get the most cows to jump over the fence and to "over there" the fastest...(Of course, instructions have all been sent out to those who were interested. Please delete after receiving) What where the prizes???
Now, I'm not quite sure why he/they thought cows were the way to go for a these promotional games, but they sure are cute and did make for a great blog. And as we all know from past experience. Mr. Big is full of bull. LOL. So, what's next? Will the cows lift up their tails and leave cow pies as they walk out for their ultimate revenge? Will they tire of the blogs asking them to show who has the best udders? Or who has the best tail?
Quoting: Originally posted by shazbot82 oh blarg Queen. I m fresh outta cow fodder. I have to re-stock my cow pies, too.
i have a solution to blogdoms woes..oh wait,,sorry that was a solution for warts @!!! not a lot of difference sometimes.
Shaz, you are fresh outta cow fodder? Well, just for you I have compiled a list of questions for those who are frequenting this blog for those infected with Mad Cow Disease.
Please take a few seconds and choose the selection that most closely represents which category of Mad Cow Disease you might be experiencing at this time.
1. I am a cow, undisguised.
2. I am a human disguised as a cow.
3. I am a cow disguised as a human.
4. I am an undisguised human who likes cows.
5. I am a human who doesn't like cows. (why am I here?)
6. I am none of the above.
Which one best fits who you are? At this moment in time? And what stage of the Mad Cow Disease that you feel that you are now in?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Quoting shazbot82:
oh blarg Queen. I m fresh outta cow fodder. I have to re-stock my cow pies, too.
i have a solution to blogdoms woes..oh wait,,sorry that was a solution for warts @!!! not a lot of difference sometimes.
Shaz, you are fresh outta cow fodder? Well, just for you I have compiled a list of questions for those who are frequenting this blog for those infected with Mad Cow Disease.
Please take a few seconds and choose the selection that most closely represents which category of Mad Cow Disease you might be experiencing at this time.
1. I am a cow, undisguised.
2. I am a human disguised as a cow.
3. I am a cow disguised as a human.
4. I am an undisguised human who likes cows.
5. I am a human who doesn't like cows. (why am I here?)
6. I am none of the above.
Which one best fits who you are? At this moment in time? And what stage of the Mad Cow Disease that you feel that you are now in?
So, with all this Mad Cow Disease going around the blogs. I have a simple question to ask. How many of you have thought about the costume you are wearing for Halloween this year? I know many of you have been following the sounds of cowbells lately, and in fact either hearing the sounds of mysterious moooooooooooing, or mooooooooooooing yourself as you are infected with the signs of Mad Cow Disease....
But have you also thought about how good it would feel (oh, come on. I know you have...) to actually wear one of those cow outfits???
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
He gets a moostach.
So, with all this Mad Cow Disease going around the blogs. I have a simple question to ask. How many of you have thought about the costume you are wearing for Halloween this year? I know many of you have been following the sounds of cowbells lately, and in fact either hearing the sounds of mysterious moooooooooooing, or mooooooooooooing yourself as you are infected with the signs of Mad Cow Disease....
But have you also thought about how good it would feel (oh, come on. I know you have...) to actually wear one of those cow outfits???
Yes, Shaz. You are correct. That is a sure sign of Mad Cow Disease. Even funnier is when the old blogs of days gone by appear as new blogs, on the farm where some of the same cows have been led to...moooooooooooooo.
But, than I am also suffering from Mad Cow Disease as I feel that it is OK for everyone to say that any ones blog is great. We should all encourage anyone to feel comfortable blogging about almost anything they want, don't you think? The blogs are supposed to be a place where we can interact without fear of being prosecuted for saying what we feel. If we want to give our praise to someone, why not?
Who cares who gives who praise? Maybe we all have a little Mad Cow Disease? I would rather see everyone kissing up than yelling and screaming at each other, or saying demeaning character assassinations to one another...is that a bad thing?
Maybe you can give us some suggestions on how we can build up the moral on the blogs. How can we help blogger feel more comfortable here so that they can start to express themselves through their words. We see many people who look at our blogs, and yet are not blogging.
Are they afraid?
Are they concerned that they may also catch Mad Cow Disease?
And why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work....
Yes, Shaz. You are correct. That is a sure sign of Mad Cow Disease. Even funnier is when the old blogs of days gone by appear as new blogs, on the farm where some of the same cows have been led to...moooooooooooooo.
But, than I am also suffering from Mad Cow Disease as I feel that it is OK for everyone to say that any ones blog is great. We should all encourage anyone to feel comfortable blogging about almost anything they want, don't you think? The blogs are supposed to be a place where we can interact without fear of being prosecuted for saying what we feel. If we want to give our praise to someone, why not?
Who cares who gives who praise? Maybe we all have a little Mad Cow Disease? I would rather see everyone kissing up than yelling and screaming at each other, or saying demeaning character assassinations to one another...is that a bad thing?
Maybe you can give us some suggestions on how we can build up the moral on the blogs. How can we help blogger feel more comfortable here so that they can start to express themselves through their words. We see many people who look at our blogs, and yet are not blogging.
Are they afraid?
Are they concerned that they may also catch Mad Cow Disease?
Mariana, You must have also caught that mad cow disease. It does seem that you have found some very funny thoughts and photos to share here.
Any yes, THIS farm has gone through some good changes. Seems that this is what the good farmers do. Cow farmers cull their herds on a regular basis so that they can keep the best cows and bulls...it is called selective breeding. LOL.
What do cows fly around in? Helicowpters and Bullons.
Mariana, You must have also caught that mad cow disease. It does seem that you have found some very funny thoughts and photos to share here.
Any yes, THIS farm has gone through some good changes. Seems that this is what the good farmers do. Cow farmers cull their herds on a regular basis so that they can keep the best cows and bulls...it is called selective breeding. LOL.
What do cows fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bullons.
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