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Posted on Mon, Jul 28, 2008 11:10

Hola guys, I'm back for just a brief moment to leave this with you all!!, To those of you that have known me, Ill be glad to see your post & for those of you that are new..."Welcome", Kiss..Muah!! Here it goes... Reasons why chocolate is better than sex.. 1. You can GET chocolate 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate wont mind. 8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9. The word commitment doesn't scare off chocolate. 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16. Good chocolate is easy to find. 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 20. With chocolate size doesn't matter, its always good!!! HOPE YOU "ALL" enjoyed!!, Lol


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Posted on Tue, Aug 19, 2008 08:20

Hola Rob!!, Nooooo, Of course it's a good thing!!, Any thing chocolate is GREAT with Sex!!, specially "syrup"! "wink", Lmao Funny Farm??, It "still" is huh??, I needed to stay away for a while after "ALL" the drama with the Nascar charade,Glad you enjoyed! !! Kiss, MUAH!


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Posted on Thu, Jul 31, 2008 14:49

CB!!!, Hola Girlfriend!!, I have missed ya', how are those lovable pooches of yours!!, Us animal lovers know how unconditional that love can be!!, lol...Well not "totally" unconditional, lol..they do want their "stuff"!..Im sure glad you responded! So, CB how much do you like chocolate??, lol..Kiss, MUAH!!!, Princess


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Posted on Thu, Jul 31, 2008 14:46

Coachcat!!, Welcome, Thanks for your comment & YES I do agree with you!!, Lol..What was I thinking??, lol


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Posted on Wed, Jul 30, 2008 23:57

Hey guys I lost two pounds and I swear I suddenly have a larger craving for chocolate when I get to the grocery store, 7-ll, or where ever. I haven't acquired a taste for the bitter dark chocolate. I like the smooth chocolate that melts in your mouth. Maybe I should go wine tasting on a date with the anticipation of sharing chocolate later. We can put chocolate on our shoulders and see how fast it melts. Good thing I like to run.


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Posted on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 20:25

does this mean it is a bad thing if you use chocolate syrup during sex??? LOL, welcome back to the funny farm!


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Posted on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 14:58

Ye, Princess. It is hard to describe the days before these, on the blogs. As always, there is drama, scammers, and cons. But, this place is always drawing in new people and bloggers. We never know what will happen next...LOL Speaking of chocolate. Pizza Hut as just had a new ad on TV saying that their newest pizza sensation is a chocolate covered pizza. Who would have thought! Here are some dancing men for you.


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Posted on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 12:18

Queeneieeeeeee!!!!, OMG Sooooo glad to you ya', Im good...I think Im a bit happy right now, but I do miss the good ole times here on MM blogs, Ah YES, but NOT the drama!!, LOL Love ya' girlfriend!!, Kiss, MUAH!


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Posted on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 12:16

Auno, Thanks for your comment..Welcome to this Blog, Hope you enjoy !!!, Kiss, MUAH!!


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Posted on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 03:48

Ah, princess, it has been far too long, hope you are doing well!


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Posted on Mon, Jul 28, 2008 19:49

I soooo love chocolate! Number 20 is a bit deceiving though. The more the better...(smile)

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Posted on Mon, Jul 28, 2008 15:28

Welcome back Princess!! It has been awhile. How are you doing? what are you doing? This was funny, by the way. LOL. Thank goodness for the chocolate in our lives! Oh, and Happy Bubble Day as well!

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Posted on Mon, Jul 28, 2008 15:23

Hi its good you see you again... Don't stay away so long... LOL the real toy is still hard to do without .the copies don't do justice..


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