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Posted on Mon, Jul 14, 2008 02:26

LMAO! I might not ever be the same again! This past weekend I went to an upscale, well known local resort/spa. Massages, facials, pedicures.... the whole package! My friend and I decided to have a few cocktails at the cabana pool bar. (Keep in mind it was after 5pm and the pool crowd was just about gone.) We were on our second round of drinks when suddenly something very yellow came into view. My friend and I did a double take and sure enough it was a portly man sporting a yellow SPEEDO! His back, chest, and upper thigh hair looked like Austin Powers! Women shave, or get waxed when they wear bikini's. There needs to be a law. Men should be REQUIRED to shave, or wax, upper thigh hair in the event they choose to wear a SPEEDO in public! I burst into muffled laughter! I couldn't help it. My friend stared like a deer looking into oncoming headlights! This man strutted like a peacock up to the bar and ordered a drink. He kept looking around and adjusting the SPEEDO. To top off his 'look' he had a fanny pack on! It bounced against his belly with every step he took. Of course, he was loud, and annoying which iced his cake! He came down to the bar dressed like that from his hotel room! It wasn't like he was finishing off a day at the pool and decided to have a cold one! He chose to sit 2 tables away from us. My eyes scanned for hidden cameras. Maybe Candid camera, Punk'd, or girls behavin' badly was filming an episode. This guy couldn't be for real! He kept getting up and down from his table. He went to get a napkin. He grabbed an extra straw. He switched seats at his table.He went to the restroom. He bent over to pick something up from the ground. I'm struggling to find the right words to describe that pretty sight! Our silent laughter turned into the kind of laughter where you can barely breathe, your sides ache, and you're crying from laughing so hard! Don't get me wrong. To each their own. If he likes wearing a SPEEDO then more power to him. But subjecting everyone else to seeing him? They make robes. They make bathing suit cover-ups. So, I ask you... both men and women your thoughts on the SPEEDO. Only men I've ever seen that look great in a SPEEDO are Olympic swimmers and divers. THATS IT!


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Posted on Thu, Jul 17, 2008 00:23

LOL WWD I thought it was some kind of growth


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Posted on Wed, Jul 16, 2008 18:50

LOL! I can see many of us have been subjected to the almighty Speedo!


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Posted on Wed, Jul 16, 2008 11:12

Sizzlin sweet one theres nothing worse tyhan a man in speedos period. I think theres a law over here forbidding the wearing of them to the unworthy. Ok that cuts out 99.9% of the population of the US and UK. IF they must be worn then the only colour is black. Slightly less...... what shall I say.....of a conversation piece LMAO


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Posted on Wed, Jul 16, 2008 11:08

Quoting: Originally posted by crazybeautiful2000 Ack, ack, ack! Did I say ack? I see so much of that in Florida when I visit, also the old ladies in their bikinis with their leather faces and their breasticles hanging down their stomachs, from the front you don't even know they are wearing a bikini! Too much time in the sun is NOT a good thing! And hoist them things back up, lol.

CB I laughed till I barfed lol Breasticles????????


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Posted on Wed, Jul 16, 2008 10:38

Was at a family theme park once and this little skinny guy was wearing yellow speedos... even the men were making comments how bad he looked...laughing because they would have been embarassed to show that three inch string..and was not happy for their young daughters to be exposed


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Posted on Wed, Jul 16, 2008 05:56

Ack, ack, ack! Did I say ack? I see so much of that in Florida when I visit, also the old ladies in their bikinis with their leather faces and their breasticles hanging down their stomachs, from the front you don't even know they are wearing a bikini! Too much time in the sun is NOT a good thing! And hoist them things back up, lol.


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Posted on Wed, Jul 16, 2008 00:01

Ahem... speedos belong only covering up the thong of a male dancer and must have velcro to be removed quickly during a dance move.


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Posted on Tue, Jul 15, 2008 19:34

LOL, oh my god that is it? Some man using it arround? That is too funny!! LOL


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Posted on Tue, Jul 15, 2008 18:54

Hey Rob, We all know your a closet Speedo wearer, all the gals will testify or a word quite similar


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Posted on Tue, Jul 15, 2008 18:08

This reminds me of the song 'Tangerine Speedo' *g*. Speedos really only belong on swim team members. ...and sometimes, even that isn't wise.


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Posted on Tue, Jul 15, 2008 18:07

lol,,glad I wasnt there. I do NOT like hairy men !


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Posted on Tue, Jul 15, 2008 16:35

LOL S... I too have had many a giggle while sunbathing. Who the heck designed that thing!


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Posted on Tue, Jul 15, 2008 16:16

I do well enough without a speedo. You would never catch me in one. Your comments confirm why.


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Posted on Tue, Jul 15, 2008 15:26

perhaps he found his entertainment in your attention. Seems like he got what he wanted... Just be glad it wasn't a bathing suit option place!


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Posted on Tue, Jul 15, 2008 02:52

a picture a picture LOL please I have to know what kind of speedo you are talking about hahahahah


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