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Posted on Sun, Jun 29, 2008 12:33

what not to say .. 1) I received my degree in law the same place you received your badge out of the CRACKERJAX Box.. 2)Don't make them look like an A$$ infront of their partner, only if partner agrees with you ... 3)If you don't have ID on you give them someone elses name. 4)Went one is off duty and offers you a ride.. if you refuse becareful who is around they could say you are having a lovers quarrel 5)Ladies if you happen to be alot taller then said officer and he steps up on the curb to be closer to eye to eye. they don't like it if you step up there also.. defeats the purpose.. 6)Don't Carry some instant onion and garlic mix around so if you get pulled over pop some in your mouth and breath heavy at them when you answer questions 7)If you get pulled over for driving someone elses vehicle and it is their fault not yours.. ask for officers name and where he could be reach to be a pallbearer.. and say it is a promise.. 8)During an investigation don't tell them you know there in nothing wrote down on that little book they are trying to trick you with ...


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Posted on Tue, Jul 01, 2008 07:26

Do you Drink? Yes Sir Have you been drinking? Yes Sir WHat have you been drinking? Water Sir That is not drinking? Yes Sir How is this considered drinking? It is what the water has been added to that is kicking my Bottom.


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Posted on Tue, Jul 01, 2008 07:14

This was not to put down any form of Law enforcers... They are an honorable group, some much better than others.. I was joking around with a couple of my friends who are in that line of work .. and they gave their pemission... And I am guilty of a few..


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Posted on Tue, Jul 01, 2008 07:00

Or maybe "Your ex was right. You really are a jerk". ROFLMAO, that should be worth a few laughs. :o)


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Posted on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 22:29

"How's your wife?"


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