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Posted on Apr 16, 2008 at 07:08 PM

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex #10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #9.. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7.. Foursomes are encouraged. #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior. #5... Three times a day is possible. #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. #3.. If you live in Florida you can do it almost every day. #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it.

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Posted on Apr 11, 2009 at 05:26 PM

But that club can't look into your eyes, hold you in it's arms and tell you, it loves you. And, it can't hold your hand to comfort you, when your too old to hold it. **

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Posted on Apr 20, 2008 at 04:54 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by Taycott Top ten reasons sex is better than golf.... 10. You can still do it indoors when it's cold out. 9. You only have to find one hole not 18. 8. Someone else plays with your balls. 7. Heavy equipment is optional. 6. With the right women there is no grass to lose your balls in. 5. Your male friends won't grab your balls by mistake. 4. When your ball blows past a hole....she'll return the favor. 3. When it's over you'll get to shower with her and not a bunch of men. (unless of course you prefer to) 2. Your balls will be gently licked instead of hit with iron poles. And the number one reason sex is better than golf is... 1. Sex ends with an ORGASM!!!

good one ! LOL

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Posted on Apr 20, 2008 at 01:41 AM

CB !!! long time no see how are you doing girl

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Posted on Apr 18, 2008 at 01:48 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by niceguylooking David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex #10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #9.. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7.. Foursomes are encouraged. #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior. #5... Three times a day is possible. #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. #3.. If you live in Florida you can do it almost every day. #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it.

"Golf better than sex?!?!!!!" one more to the "cultural shock" list... lol...

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Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 04:57 PM

I love to golf. My ex, who was VERY good and almost went pro, taught me, and we played a lot. I think the best would be a good game of golf, and then home for some more private games!

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Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 04:07 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by sweetlili LOL very funny. Sorry but I still choose sex!! How would David Letterman know what sex is? He is DOING the show every night.

lili,, No reason you can't do both,, I hate to limit myself by choosing only one ! LOL Please read Honey's reply. ;)

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Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 04:04 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by trish336 I think the sweet spot in golf is the place on the ball you are supposed to hit. So Ray - when are you going to take me golfing so you can improve my game?

Trish, Trish, Trish, I see we need to have another talk about golfing,,, ;)

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Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 04:02 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by Tinkerbelle Well, as a relatively new golfer but not new to sex i have to say , and i dont want anyone shouting at me, sometimes when the golf is going superbly its a close call. I had a hole in one the other week and finished to be one under par with a 30 foot birdie putt. It was better than sex..... for the moment. As for the sweet spot, well mine is not that difficult to find [giggles]

Tink,,Your right,, for the moment ! ;)

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Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 04:00 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by _HONEY I think you can have BOTH. A lady friend of mine made love with her fiance' in the wooded area off the 9th hole at our local golf course, near the end of the day. Talk about a hole in one!

There is definately benefits to finding a partner that likes to golf ! LOL

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Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 03:58 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by tpouchkina What are the one and two?, not on the list!!!!!!! Care for some golf, I know few places, lol. T.

for some reason they took them off, not sure why, when I look at the post to edit,, they are all there. #3 if you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day. #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it. I'm always ready for a good game ! ;)

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Posted on Apr 16, 2008 at 11:26 PM

Well, as a relatively new golfer but not new to sex i have to say , and i dont want anyone shouting at me, sometimes when the golf is going superbly its a close call. I had a hole in one the other week and finished to be one under par with a 30 foot birdie putt. It was better than sex..... for the moment. As for the sweet spot, well mine is not that difficult to find [giggles]

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Posted on Apr 16, 2008 at 07:41 PM

Quoting: Originally posted by boldnsexy Yeah Shadow, but I don't think that would be "easier", lol.

hmmm . . I dunno. I've only known two golfers in my life. I like putt-putt. *grins*

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Posted on Apr 16, 2008 at 07:31 PM

Quoting: Originally posted by boldnsexy I'm trying to understand #8..... Obviously I am not a golfer, I do live in Florida though

Golf Guess. Sweet spot = that spot on the green you want to hit to make the ball go in the hole.

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