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Posted on Mar 10, 2008 at 01:42 AM

For years it has been noted that making love with your significant other was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent...............................12 Calories Without her consent..........................2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands..................8 Calories With one hand...................12 Calories With your teeth.................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection.................6 Calories Without an erection...........3315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary..........................................12 Calories 69 lying down.......................................78 Calories 69 standing up.....................................812 Calories Wheelbarrow................................ .......216 Calories Doggy Style........................................326 Calories Italian chandelier................................2912 Calories ORGASMS: Real..........................................112 Calories Fake.........................................1315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years....................................36 Calories 30-39 years....................................80 Calories 40-49 years....................................124 Calories 50-59 years....................................1972 Calories 60-69 years....................................7916 Calories 70 and over....................................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly.........................................32 Calories In a hurry.....................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door..........5218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.........13,521 Calories Results may vary Yea, Yes, this is old, but I still like it.

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Posted on Mar 14, 2008 at 09:16 PM

Quoting author: Um ... thx ...now I know the only thing that will help me lose the weight FAKE.... for 1315 CALORIES

You might try both, Italian chandelier................................2912 Calories lol

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Posted on Mar 14, 2008 at 07:30 PM

Um ... thx ...now I know the only thing that will help me lose the weight FAKE.... for 1315 CALORIES

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Posted on Mar 14, 2008 at 12:44 AM

Very funny wwwwws! Keep 'em coming! Love it!

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Posted on Mar 13, 2008 at 07:30 AM

Quoting author: WWWW12345: I LOVE it! This is so funny. But how many calories are burned if you fly to Paris? ;-) _Honey

I guess it would depend if you took Contential Airlines, or if you flew yourself, like Angel does, or like the wicked witch (unnamed) does.

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Posted on Mar 12, 2008 at 11:14 PM

lmao! I had NO idea I was such a calorie burning kind of girl! very funny blog

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Posted on Mar 12, 2008 at 11:12 PM

well now I know why I cant seem to loose that 10 pounds...NO sex ! "mr Wwwww"...bite me ,lol

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Posted on Mar 11, 2008 at 01:28 PM

Bold, I didn't write this, so copy away. It is just a email from one of my bible thumper friends. lol

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Posted on Mar 11, 2008 at 09:02 AM

Swinging from the chandelier I understand. It was the wheel barrow that took me a min to figure out. Yes, it is a old joke, but MM needs better reference material, so I thought I would help them out. lol

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