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Posted on Mar 02, 2008 at 12:13 AM

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." > > Over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." > In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." > On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" > On a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." > On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." > On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber!" > On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." > At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout." > At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." > On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts!" > In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." > On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." > At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." > On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." > On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" > At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." > Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." > In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" > At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. (However, if you don't, you will be.")

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Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 10:52 AM

sign(s) in a restaurant in Palm Cove, Australia... "All unattended children will be given enegry drinks and a free puppy." " please dont let your little monsters become OUR little monsters..."

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Posted on Mar 07, 2008 at 05:07 AM

click this photo to read the words....

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People may not remember what you say or do, but they will remember how you made them feel.
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Posted on Mar 02, 2008 at 10:13 AM

I seen this one Would love to do bussiness with 1,000 terrorist than with 1 American.. The Funeral Home...

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Posted on Mar 02, 2008 at 12:47 AM

LOL!

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