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Posted on Tue, Feb 26, 2008 14:14

sorry if this is a repeat, but us guys need all the edumacation we can get !!! ********************************* Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman The editors of Marie Claire advise against bad tips, blow-drying, and cleaning your gun. We'll take their word for it. By The Editors of Marie Claire Reveal how much your car cost. Clean your gun. Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed). Refer to your mother as your best friend. Rap. Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter. Question our footwear. Blow-dry your hair. Tip less than 20 percent. Celebrity impressions. Impressions of us. Forget to carry cash. Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction. Wii. Boot and rally. Scream?at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for. Talk about former exploits. Ever. Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man. Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)


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Posted on Thu, Feb 28, 2008 19:23

Q,,i have a blow up bed I use while staying over my remodeling clients empty homes. It has to be re-inflated now and then. I hate it when that happens.


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Posted on Thu, Feb 28, 2008 19:04

Snort! Hock a luggie...or any of those disgusting sounds.


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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 20:14

Starts bed bouncing as soon as he gets you into his home. Says he promises to stop when you say, no. He knows which dirty words are spelled by phone numbers and takes the time to share them with you. He thinks they are funny... High fives you at a 5 star restaurant somewhere between the 3 and 4th course, as the waiter arrives, and knocks the plates out of the waiters hands. Has any furniture that involves cinder blocks. His bookcase is stolen plastic containers... Sleeps on a bare mattress. No sheets or pillow cases. He claims it is because of his bed bouncing practice sessions. Worse yet, he brings you back to his apartment to where his blow up bed is...and than has to blow it up as it has deflated. He has to talk on the cell phone, while out with you, to his ex-girlfriends....or any other woman. And he is loud. Goes everywhere with his bluetooth phone sticking out of his head. Anyone in a one mile radius can hear every word he is saying. He uses a wallet that is fastened with Velcro. Or wears white socks with trousers that are not long enough to cover his ankle. Leaves his shirt open so far down that you can see his belly button. Even if that belly button is hidden by a buddha belly. He names his "pride and joy" by using his name, plus junior. He thinks this makes him very clever and that you really want to know that information. He usually has told you "its" name before your first date is over. He also lets you know what size his junior is and that he is very good with it...Right along with this conversation he adds how much he enjoys oral sex, and if you do as well. He can imagine your beautiful face looking up...and tells you. While dancing, does the John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction. Sometimes it looks more like the chicken dance... Claims to be from the 5th dimension, is waiting for the space ship to pick him and the other smart people up, or says he lives on air.

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People may not remember what you say or do, but they will remember how you made them feel.

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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 18:19

-pass gas (especially in bed) -pick your nose hairs -ask her to clip your toenails -brag about what you just did and how bad it smells after time in the bathroom LOL


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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 11:36

Ask the waitress if she would like to pose for some nude pics. Now I am not saying that is wrong, just that women you are dating wouldn't like it. The waitress might wind up being a big movie star, like Pam . loloolol


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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 09:51

that one is down-right repulsive.ICK doesn't even begin to cover it.


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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 09:38

Rob.. this is a good article ! lol


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Posted on Wed, Feb 27, 2008 06:24

Spit .... that is gross~


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