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Posted on Feb 22, 2008 at 09:07 PM

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to MM headquarters. They all want to make some formal complaints about trolls, fake profiles, etc. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. the brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!' One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered... 'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!?!'

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Posted on Feb 25, 2008 at 02:10 PM

Quoting author: Ha ha, B! How many dumb blonds did you have on your Christmas list? Gem

Good to hear from you again GeminiDi. Thought you might have kicked the bucket, run off with a bum, took a trip to Mars or something. lol To answer your question. Blonds in my family and on my Christmas list. One sister Two daughters Three granddaughters Friends, about 5-6 Turned my proposal down, dumb, dumb, worst decision in decades,: blond Gem Now tell me I don't know about blonds. lolololol

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Posted on Feb 25, 2008 at 11:57 AM

Quoting author: "Back up bus driver so I can hear that song again!" A Blond

love it lol

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Posted on Feb 25, 2008 at 04:32 AM

Quoting author:
Quoting: Originally posted by shazbot82 I am a redhead and I took a private plane with my sky Stewardart " Enrique" By the time I got to MM, I was so blissed out by h is "masculine attentions" I didnt HAVE ANY complaints !
Been dreaming again, huh?? Or maybe lack of oxygen?? lolol

yes rammie-dude,,,I have been dreaming,,just not about you...lol..sorry.

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Posted on Feb 25, 2008 at 03:58 AM

I'm blonde and proud! hehe sarah :-)

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Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 08:26 PM

Quoting author:
Quoting: Originally posted by wwww12345
Quoting: Originally posted by coachcat Stop picking on me :)
I guess next you will want me to stop pinching. Women!!!! lol
It depends.. on where, and what, and how hard, and how long, and..... LOL

You know where, and what, and very soft, and days, years, .... forever. lol

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Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 07:19 PM

Quoting author:
Quoting: Originally posted by coachcat Stop picking on me :)
I guess next you will want me to stop pinching. Women!!!! lol

It depends.. on where, and what, and how hard, and how long, and..... LOL

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Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 05:06 AM

Quoting author: Once again to quote Dolly.... "Tell me all the dumb blonde jokes you like, because I know I am not dumb and I know I am not blonde." LOL

and, those aren't real either. lol I love Dolly. She is a character. I took this picture of her at a concert. Sorry about the ugly dudes. lol

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Posted on Feb 24, 2008 at 04:57 AM

Quoting author: I am a redhead and I took a private plane with my sky Stewardart " Enrique" By the time I got to MM, I was so blissed out by h is "masculine attentions" I didnt HAVE ANY complaints !

Been dreaming again, huh?? Or maybe lack of oxygen?? lolol

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Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 09:00 PM

Quoting author: Stop picking on me :)

I guess next you will want me to stop pinching. Women!!!! lol

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Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 08:57 PM

Stop picking on me :)

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Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 04:13 PM

I am a redhead and I took a private plane with my sky Stewardart " Enrique" By the time I got to MM, I was so blissed out by h is "masculine attentions" I didnt HAVE ANY complaints !

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Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 10:40 AM

Quoting author: NO No no... In actuality, the brunettes being in denial, that a psycho has commandeered the bus, are busy partying up a storm; oblivious to the severity of the situation, as the blondes are configurating the wiring diagram, to cut off power to the engine, thereby saving the day ... ; )

SO, are you telling me that the blonds had rather be stalled by the side of the road rather than going somewhere?? I am sure the psycho was from MM, and would get all of you to the complaint desk, where you could solve all of MM's problems.. lol

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Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 06:46 AM

pleeeease 4Ws. I nearly had to hit the abuse button lol

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Posted on Feb 23, 2008 at 06:02 AM

NO No no... In actuality, the brunettes being in denial, that a psycho has commandeered the bus, are busy partying up a storm; oblivious to the severity of the situation, as the blondes are configurating the wiring diagram, to cut off power to the engine, thereby saving the day ... ; )

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