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Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 01:58 PM

HE You sure are pretty. SHE, WHAT, you don't think I am smart???... Think I am just a pretty but dumb arm piece, do you???.... Well, I will have you know......... HE You sure are smart and talented. SHE, WHAT, you don't think I am pretty??? ..... HE You have a great body. SHE All you think about is sex, sex. All I am to you is a sex object. I hate it, I hate you. You make me feel used and cheap. HE You have a cute bu*tt. SHE My bu*tt is too fat, way too big. Quit looking at my bu*tt until I get to size 00 and 55 lbs. HE I think you need some space. I seem to be getting on your nerves. I think I need to go somewhere for a while. SHE So,,,, You want to go out drinking and lusting at the strip club with the boys again. Hope to hit on some young hottie, do you? I hope you do hook up. Next time I am going to get me a nice sweet husband that wants to stay home with me. HE Lets stay at home tonight and cuddle, make love, just be together. SHE Thats all you want to do. You are boring boring. I am tired of sitting home. I want to go out and live, have fun, see things, see people, dress up, have a nice meal, see a play, a musical, travel, make new friends. You are boring boring. HE Lets go somewhere. I need to get out. SHE I have to do my hair, my nails, my toenails, shave my legs, groom the cat, feed the dog, water my plants, gas my car, do my laundry, write a letter, pay my phone bill, return my girlfriends call, she is in a crisis, she needs a friend, her boyfriend is cra*pping on her again, I need to tell her how to straighten him out, I couldn't possibly go anywhere. UPDATES: HE OH, that is so wonderful. SHE You are so rough. What do you think I am, a Tarzan, biker, longshoreman woman. I won't be able to walk tomorrow. HE OH, that is so wonderful. SHE Quit being so gentle. Don't you ever have any passion anymore?? I guess we have just been married too long. The passion is just not there anymore. HE I want for us to take our time tonight. SHE I have to get up early tomorrow. Just get it over with, so I can get some sleep. He How about a quickie? SHE Thats all you ever want. Don't you ever think about what I want, or think about pleasing me?? WOMEN!!!! I could go on and on. Heaven help us men. NO wonder we die early. From "The Story of My Life" by wwww, c 2008 lolololololol Guys, pitch in here. You know the women are going to kill me, but it's all true, I swear. lol

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Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 12:50 PM

Quoting author: OH..OH ..NO ONE IS MORE PERFECT THAN MY EX (AND IT IS ONLY EX WITH NO 'sssss) LOLL Be careful I am starting to fall in love with U... haha
I have very low fees for that. Especially Mon-Sun. lol

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Posted on Feb 21, 2008 at 11:14 AM

OH..OH ..NO ONE IS MORE PERFECT THAN MY EX (AND IT IS ONLY EX WITH NO 'sssss) LOLL Be careful I am starting to fall in love with U... haha

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Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 06:56 PM

Thanks Auno. Hug for you too.

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Posted on Feb 20, 2008 at 06:54 PM

Those are good. Thanks Trish. btw, could you tell me more about the double jointed thing? lol

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Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 04:35 PM

onegenuineq, this is a one sided blog - for trash talking women only. If you want to trash men, you ladies "cough, cough", have to start your own. But it sure is going to be harder to do. Men are mostly perfect. Not counting your ex'es of course. lol However, I will think of the HE saying that will go with your: SHE what do u mean?? Are u saying women don't know how to think!!!!! However, It is going to hard to come up with something credible, since men know the brain is missing in most cases. Maybe a simple; He Do you think we ..... SHE WHAT do u mean?? Are u saying women don't know how to think!!!!! naw, it needs to be tighter than that.

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Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 03:03 PM

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Quoting: Originally posted by onegenuineq I completely agree with YOU. But u missed one!!!!!! Usually I am told " there is nothing manly about u (wink) but u think like one" What do u think my response should be????? ;0) Um should I get hurt or take it as a compliment!!!!! Sometimes I don't know. HELP DR. Why it is a compliment of course. Now if he said you looked like one, that would be different.
U're trapped now.. SHE what do u mean?? Are u saying women don't know how to think!!!!! OOOh Ladies he's all urs

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Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 09:06 AM

WWWW a big HUG..

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Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 08:07 AM

Quoting author: Wow...! I guess we *are* difficult creatures, aren't we? :o)
It is not safe for me to answer that question. lol

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Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 07:59 AM

Quoting author: Males and females raised by same parents speak different 'underlying' languages, according to Dr. Deborah Tanner, who wrote "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND". For anyone who needs to relate to the opposite sex, like parents, teachers, spouses, doctors, and others, it is a terrific read. Four Ws, those women sounded like they were not givers at all. Some think they are on a footstool when they want the pedestal. Some seemed like downright negative people. Try to select very carefully next time. _HONEY
I guess I should change the title to "The Story of Our Life", meaning all men, not just me. lol However, I have known many of the types described, just wasn't personally involved with them. And yes, many people want to be put on a pedestal, very few deserve it. I had a male friend that said his main problem was that he wanted to put all women on a pedestal, but in reality, the pedestal was made of blocks. As he got to know the women better and better, blocks kept falling out of the pedestal. Soon, she was sitting on the ground. He was trying to learn to be more realistic in his expectations, and less fairy taleish. And, you are right about givers vs. takers. I would say that takers are definitely negative people, and it is too bad that there are so many of them, both men and women.

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Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 12:34 AM

Quoting author: you are hanging out with the wrong gals 4 Ws Try English women, we will give you a MUCH hareder time lol
That is just what I wanted to hear. Lets see, England is to the east, right? I am heading west. lol

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Posted on Feb 19, 2008 at 12:12 AM

you are hanging out with the wrong gals 4 Ws Try English women, we will give you a MUCH hareder time lol

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Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 08:22 PM

Quoting author: you should stop hanging with Psychos W. sounds to me like a Libra lady baddly out of balance.
Yes, I sure have met my share of phychos, but I may be like the person that said everyone was nuts but him. Eventually they put him away. He is in the room next to mine. lol

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Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 08:21 PM

Quoting author: I completely agree with YOU. But u missed one!!!!!! Usually I am told " there is nothing manly about u (wink) but u think like one" What do u think my response should be????? ;0) Um should I get hurt or take it as a compliment!!!!! Sometimes I don't know. HELP DR.
Why it is a compliment of course. Now if he said you looked like one, that would be different.

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Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 10:27 AM

OK Auno, see the latest addition. I will just add updates to the original list rather than put the additions in a ment.

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Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 10:03 AM

Wow...! I guess we *are* difficult creatures, aren't we? :o)

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Posted on Feb 18, 2008 at 09:08 AM

I completely agree with YOU. But u missed one!!!!!! Usually I am told " there is nothing manly about u (wink) but u think like one" What do u think my response should be????? ;0) Um should I get hurt or take it as a compliment!!!!! Sometimes I don't know. HELP DR.

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Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 11:52 PM

you should stop hanging with Psychos W. sounds to me like a Libra lady baddly out of balance.

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Posted on Feb 16, 2008 at 09:29 PM

LoL How do you want it fast and painful? Or Slow and lingering? In some ways you are cute as a horsefly on the south end of a northbound mule.. lol Please enlighten everyone more.. we do need our daily laughs... Somehow... hehehehehe

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