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Posted on Feb 14, 2008 at 08:13 PM

About this time every year, I make sure to call my accountant and ask if he'll do my taxes before he calls me. If it's the other way around the conversation goes like this... Him- Hey there bro! Me- What's up my friend? Him- Do you need me to do you? Me- I would love for you to do me pumpkin... We hadn't seen each other in a couple of months so we sat at his cubicle last night and caught up on things while he did me. Er, um, I mean, my taxes... Him- So what are you doing for Valentine's Day? Me- Me? Oh, probably the usual. Stay home, get drunk, and cry myself to sleep. Him- Oh my God! Me too! Me- Bullsh*t. Him- You're right. That doesn't sound like me at all. Me- You're going to go out and have random hot gay monkey sex with a complete stranger. Him- It's embarassing how well you know me. Me- Yea, that, and you can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter. Him- For what it's worth, I was just trying to make you feel better. Why don't you come out with me to the club? Are you afraid you might get freaky and try the love that dare not speaketh it's name? Me- Dude, you know I love a good old fashioned girl's night out, but who am I to break tradition? Him- You raise a valid point Sir. Me- Thanks for looking out for me Cupcake. Him- What are friends for? How many consecutive Valentine's Days have you been sans girlfriend? Me- I lost count somewhere near the turn of the century. Him- Ouch. It could be worse. You could be bitter. Me- Agreed. Gay sensibility. Blessing. Curse. Glass. Ice. Pour. Sip. Mmm....

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Posted on Feb 15, 2008 at 02:55 PM

How sweet.... how cool it is to have a friend that you can talk to like that..... I have one friend who knows everything about me. She has my trust and I have her's. ~T~

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Posted on Feb 15, 2008 at 12:48 AM

wel l it seems that we have another morpher on our hands. JAMES BABY...im in the mood for some hot monkey love..and I need to get my taxes done...your guy any good ...in either dept ? arararara. did you get a hold of DIG ?? learn that drum part.Please.

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