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Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 10:04 PM

A cute blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs. The sign says: "SEX FROGS!" Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll TAKE one!" As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions! The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been specially trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions ... Please call the pet store." So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "Hmm, I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!" The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: "LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE... MORE... TIME!!!"

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Posted on Feb 12, 2008 at 08:52 PM

Quoting: Originally posted by robtest I would think a big sign that says "Sex Frogs" would be more than sufficient to pull in customers... ROFLMAO Kinda off topic, but did anyone see the episode of "Dirty Jobs" where the guy had to sex gators?

I think I did see that episode, or at least part of it. It was rather funny. You are probably right about the sign. Anything with "Sex" on it would attract attention. Only problem I can see with "sex frogs" is that I have been called a "ugly as a frog" or "kissing a frog" so much that everyone would probably know I owned the franchise. lol lol

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Posted on Feb 06, 2008 at 04:09 PM

I would think a big sign that says "Sex Frogs" would be more than sufficient to pull in customers... ROFLMAO Kinda off topic, but did anyone see the episode of "Dirty Jobs" where the guy had to sex gators?

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Posted on Feb 05, 2008 at 10:30 PM

Quoting: Originally posted by VivaChau Rub it, Rub it, Rub it .....

Love it. Good one.

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Posted on Feb 04, 2008 at 10:29 PM

or "in the box"

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Posted on Feb 03, 2008 at 10:15 AM

"Frog at the Box" you could fund a clan of lickers.

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Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Awww Coach, nothing will hurt my other activities. I am dedicated to music and writing. And yes, the new business does help things to grow, builds muscles, lose weight, etc. etc. It's really a disguised health franchise. btw, I am selling the franchises cheep, cheep. One franchise stipulation is that the sign must be bigger than McDonalds. Now if I just could think of a good business name? wwww just don't have much zing. Any suggestions? lol

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Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 05:43 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by coachcat I hope all of that extra work won't cause you to "croak" :) :) OK. that was silly. I really meant to say was I hope all that extra work won't interfer with the books your writing or the bongo playing. We would sure miss those endeavors. But, on the other hand, this new franchise could help you with that "growing things big, bigger, biggest"....think about it.

PS...I mean warts. What were you thinking? LOL

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Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 05:42 AM

I hope all of that extra work won't cause you to "croak" :) :) OK. that was silly. I really meant to say was I hope all that extra work won't interfer with the books your writing or the bongo playing. We would sure miss those endeavors. But, on the other hand, this new franchise could help you with that "growing things big, bigger, biggest"....think about it.

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Posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 04:36 AM

where is that pet shop ? I want to buy a sex frog.

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