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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 12:01 AM

I have been trying to grow my nose so I can wear bigger sunglasses. Anyone have any tips? I figure bigger sunglasses should hide some of the wrinkles. Boy, you folks are suckers for a catchy title. I think I am going to go into advertising. lolololololol But, while you are here, you might as well tell us what you are trying to grow.

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Posted on Feb 07, 2008 at 11:50 AM

The delayed posts seem to be taking two days now. If that isn't changed I think I may just quit posting. Too hard to keep a thread going.

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Posted on Feb 05, 2008 at 04:06 PM

And the winery owner's virgin daughter was so grateful for my help. Update,,,, former virgin.

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Posted on Feb 05, 2008 at 03:40 PM

What the heck. Its picture time. You got me to digging out some of my pics. This is a picture of part of the winery bar. It is absolutely a beautiful carved piece of work. Click to blow up all of the pictures.

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Posted on Feb 05, 2008 at 03:32 PM

And queenie, our mountains are bigger than your mountains.

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Posted on Feb 05, 2008 at 03:30 PM

The previous picture was taken at a Arkansas winery. They invited me there to help dispose of a good year. I think that first picture was taken after. Here is the larger setting.

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Posted on Jan 31, 2008 at 10:18 PM

Quoting author: Mine is bigger than yours!!!

Yes, that is true, but will never be a star. No glasses. Here is what a real star looks like.

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Posted on Jan 30, 2008 at 05:58 PM

Mine is bigger than yours!!!

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People may not remember what you say or do, but they will remember how you made them feel.
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Posted on Jan 30, 2008 at 05:50 PM

Absolutely.... "Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; WISDOM lies in their simplification." Martin Fischer

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Posted on Jan 30, 2008 at 06:58 AM

I'll probably get hung out to dry for this, but your Blog reminded me of a favorite old joke: "What is Cinderella's Secret Fantasy??" "To sit on Pinnochio's face and tell Lies!!"

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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 09:51 PM

Quoting author: We grow BIG as we learn BIGGER with experience BIGGEST with accomplishments This is how I wanna grow... I'm trying ...I'm trying...LOL

Great post, but how about adding wisdom in there somewhere.

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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 09:49 PM

Quoting author: Constant and uninvited butt bongoing will cause continuous blows to your probiscus thus rendering it into a squash like structure.

Not if you learn to duck or wear that helmet of Bill's. lolol

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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 09:05 PM

Quoting author: You have never complained about my kisses being nasty. What's up with that? Besides, when you are getting those nasty kisses, you are so close you don't notice the wrinkles. Better yet, when you kiss the girls with cooties, both of you close your eyes so you don't see the wrinkles. lol

Of course I never complain,,,, skeered. I just do what the coach says. I just wish you would let me get out of bed every now and then. lololol

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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 08:21 PM

You have never complained about my kisses being nasty. What's up with that? Besides, when you are getting those nasty kisses, you are so close you don't notice the wrinkles. Better yet, when you kiss the girls with cooties, both of you close your eyes so you don't see the wrinkles. lol

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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 07:42 PM

We grow BIG as we learn BIGGER with experience BIGGEST with accomplishments This is how I wanna grow... I'm trying ...I'm trying...LOL

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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 07:10 AM

Quoting author: Try one of these 5W's. Should work wonders for you...lol.

That is a great idea Bill. It would also help me from getting girl cooties and those nasty kisses. lol

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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 06:11 AM

AHH, the perpetual nose growth dilemma. If I remember correctly Jack Klugman- AKA Quincy md- had a ginormous hooter, yet was rarely seen in sunglasses. Here in the UK the lack of sunlight tends to make the wearing of sunglasses unnecessary, but we have a clever way of covering the face with the use of a balaclava. This has a few draw backs, one being people quite often mistake you for a bank robber, but hey ho if it saves a trip to the surgeon it is worth the police caution. So my advice would be a move to less sunny climbs, or alternatively opt for a life of crime, thus rendering the need for sunglasses null and void. I do hope this helps, and please feel free to ask for any advice in the future.

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Posted on Jan 29, 2008 at 04:05 AM

Try one of these 5W's. Should work wonders for you...lol.

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