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Posted on Mon, Nov 05, 2007 20:08

1. You won't be illegal in the car pool lane anymore. 2. I'll let you push me on the swings 3. I'll lick the envelope for you 4. I always stop to pet dogs outside the grocery store 5. I never speed in school zones 6. I promise not to warm my feet on your back. 7. I'll let you taste what I'm cooking 8. I'm really good at picking wine 9. I'll watch your movie first 10. I'm magically delicious 11. I've never been on America's Most Wanted 12. Most mothers love me 13. I know more about cars than I should 14. I'll always go to a baseball game and drink beer 15. I'll never drink your last beer 16. I know the difference between there, their and they're 17. I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop 18. I'll take care of you when you're sick 19. I will out-fish you 75% of the time 20. You will almost always win at golf 21. I recycle 22. I smell really good 23. I'll be really quiet when you are sleeping 24. I've never been a houseguest of O.J. or Michael Jackson 25. I've never watched American Idol 26. I didn't vote for either George Bush 27. I don't litter 28. I don't have any overdue library books 29. I pump my own gas 30. I never put my fingers in light sockets 31. When I run with scissors, I always have the pointy ends out 32. I'll try not to swear in front of your Mom 33. I'll pretend not to notice when you look at that girl with the big boobs 34. I'm pretty damn funny 35. I never know where Waldo is 36. I've never lip synced on SNL 37. I've had all my shots 38. I know objects in the mirror are larger than they appear 39. I never tear the tag off the mattress 40. I may have already won $10,000,000 41. I've never been on Jerry Springer 42. I don't watch Oprah 43. My bisquits and gravy will change your life 44. I snort when I laugh really hard 45. I'll never borrow your razor 46. I give really good massages 47. You're getting really tired of this list


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Posted on Wed, Nov 14, 2007 18:30

Re: winehrh write: Boy has this blog digressed. From all about me to a veritable "pork fest"...

Give Winehrh a break guys.. Jeeze. Reason 597: She loves Pot Belly Pigs - in the freezer.


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Posted on Wed, Nov 14, 2007 17:37

Reason number 596: Can juggle pork, power equipment and a knife in a tight black dress.


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Posted on Wed, Nov 14, 2007 16:52

Boy has this blog digressed. From all about me to a veritable "pork fest"...


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Posted on Wed, Nov 14, 2007 06:30

BLT sandwich for me ANY TIME!!!


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 22:32

I was wondering, can you use pancake mix to bread pork? Of course, then one would fry it in vitamin L (lard). Any ideas? What about the trotters? Pickled? LOL SSS


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 08:08

Re: perihelion write: reason #250: she loves bacon and not afraid to admit it

LMAO...as my son, the Chef, would say "Everything's better with pork"


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 07:36

reason #250: she loves bacon and not afraid to admit it


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 07:16

Re: steelmagnolia2002 write: I want to move next door to you in Bendy! It won't be so hard to plan the new Fundraisers... New one coming up soon....Dwaves. It'll be an all night Hostess Twinkie Fest. How much should I put you down for, pet?

How about 20 pounds, Pet? Your room is ready at any time, there will be Martini's and Koala dancing every Thursday and Friday..leaving the weekends free for fun raising. ;)


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Posted on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 04:14

I want to move next door to you in Bendy! It won't be so hard to plan the new Fundraisers... New one coming up soon....Dwaves. It'll be an all night Hostess Twinkie Fest. How much should I put you down for, pet?


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Posted on Mon, Nov 12, 2007 06:13

Re: Mariana2005 write: And last, but not least, she is an awesome woman, with a beautiful heart and gorgeous looks!!

Luv you Sista!


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Posted on Mon, Nov 12, 2007 06:11

Re: WILLPRT write: Wine, Can you elaborate on #10 please or clarify for us virgins? LOL....

What? You're a 'Lucky Charms' virgin? How sad...hehe


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Posted on Mon, Nov 12, 2007 06:09

Re: virgogem write: One more reason: She will applaud you when you drive the green on a short par 4 and (more importantly) promises not to laugh when you shank the putt, roll it off the green, down a hill, chip back up, (twice), and then 3(or 4)-putt. Not that this has ever happened to me, mind you...

That's never happened to me either....this week!


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Posted on Fri, Nov 09, 2007 10:55

One more reason: She will applaud you when you drive the green on a short par 4 and (more importantly) promises not to laugh when you shank the putt, roll it off the green, down a hill, chip back up, (twice), and then 3(or 4)-putt. Not that this has ever happened to me, mind you...


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Posted on Fri, Nov 09, 2007 07:03

Thanks gals for the omissions from my original list. Yes, I will bait my own hook, change a flat and dance the Koala. Despite these obvious talents and the fabulous endorsements of my girlfriends..alas this doesn't seem to be working out the way I had hoped..i.e. a DATE! ;) hehe Steele...shhhhh! I haven't told anyone about the full contact origami! Maybe I should though....you know you have to be very bendy for FCO...


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Posted on Fri, Nov 09, 2007 04:12

One more reason...she won't admit to it but I heard she just won the "Full Contact Origami" contest. .....and she will Koala Dance in her cool new Samba outfit after one and a half drinks. Carmen Miranda has nothin' on winehrh!

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Posted on Fri, Nov 09, 2007 02:29

Re: Mariana2005 write: Make it 8 languages, Steel, she also speask Deekead, she took a crash course with Peri and me last year, remember? :D Well, excuse me, but in all earnets...who taught that calass? Be carefulll and wachitt!



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Posted on Thu, Nov 08, 2007 18:42

more reasons: 198. Baits her own hook 199. Can tie a maraschino cherry stem into an alpine butterfly knot without using her hands 200. Can change a flat tire on the interstate in a very short, tight skirt 201. Makes you look better even on your best days 202. On your worst day will make you laugh and smile (sorry is any of these are redundant!) SSS


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Posted on Thu, Nov 08, 2007 18:12

Men don't normally have eggs, do they? I'm confused! LOL SSSSSSSSSSSSSS


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Posted on Thu, Nov 08, 2007 06:41

Steele, I'm especially fluent in "thatsnotmysandwich" and believe me the only time you want me to sing is when I'm sleeping. Morning, Georgie!


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