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Posted on Wed, Oct 03, 2007 10:29

"You Were an Accident" "You Are Different and That's Bad" "The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables" "Dad's New Wife Robert" "Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share" "Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" "All Cats Go to Hell" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption" "Grandpa Gets a Casket" "The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator" "The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy" "Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way" "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will" "Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games" "Your Nightmares Are Real" "Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School" "Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say 'God Did It'" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "Bi-Curious George" "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets" "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad" "Babar Meets the Ta...


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Posted on Fri, Nov 30, 2007 15:03

I think George Lucas patterned Darth Vader after Sister Victorine. They had that same look coming after you....unfortunately I was not a fast child.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 30, 2007 11:25

Re: winehrh write: Re: TripleS write: Mother Teresa Wants to B*tch Slap You he he he SSS Yikes, did that bring back childhood memories. Except it was Sister Victorine and she did slap me.

Sister Mary Margaret tried anything like that with me, I would just spin my head 360 degrees a couple of times. Dropped her to her knees every time.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 30, 2007 11:09

Re: TripleS write: Mother Teresa Wants to B*tch Slap You he he he SSS

Yikes, did that bring back childhood memories. Except it was Sister Victorine and she did slap me.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 30, 2007 10:52

Beano... LMAO, good one! Laughing gas anyone?


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Posted on Sat, Nov 10, 2007 05:33

Re: _HONEY write: [[[ SSS, Shazzie2...We is ALL going to Haedes. ]]]

That's why I'm in Florida, acclimating. LOL No really, this is God's waiting room.


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Posted on Fri, Nov 09, 2007 10:18

LOL! New books for budding, young Catholics: One thin wafer, a sip of wine and Thou. (A Sin Obsolved Diet for Catholics) Everyone! Genuflect, kneel, sit, stand, kneel, sit, kneel, walk, sit, kneel, sing, arms up, arms down, hold hands, snack, kneel, sit, kneel and repeat! Self-flagellation Encouraged. (The Catholic Aerobic Program) The Best of Franciscans and Their Guitars, Songs to sing while drunk on stolen, sacramental wine. I believe these are also available on DVD.


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Posted on Wed, Nov 07, 2007 20:17

And to make certain everyone is offended equally: I Gave My Love to Jesus and he never calls Mommy, tell me the part again where Jesus says I am a disgusting sinner who deserves to be tortured in Hell! Here's The Deal you don't tell me about your personal savior, I don't tell you about my personal yeast infection


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Posted on Wed, Nov 07, 2007 20:13

Oh boy if Honey is going to start on the Catholics... Sister Mary Catherine and her Naughty Habits Mother Teresa Wants to B*tch Slap You I Want to Marry a Man Just Like the Pope (Judy Tenuda) he he he SSS


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Posted on Wed, Nov 07, 2007 19:07

I hope my kids will never get a hold of these books!!! I.C. Ded Pipl


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Posted on Mon, Oct 29, 2007 16:15

School Bus - Learn More Swear Words Than Your Parents Can Ever Teach You 10 Reasons Why Your School Principal Doesn't Have His Own Kids 67 Fun Things You Can Do With Mom's Tampons Finger Paining And White Leather Couches Toothpaste Tube And How To Make A White Line From The Bathroom Into The Kitchen Why All Parents' Videos Have Names XXX How Boogers End Up On The Curtains Fun With Knives And Waterbeds


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Posted on Fri, Oct 26, 2007 10:49

Swimming on a Full Stomach, Why you should do it Making Friends with Wild Animals, a beginners guide Running with Scissors, pointy ends out!


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Posted on Fri, Oct 26, 2007 10:43

Just too MUCH! What could I possibly add?


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Posted on Fri, Oct 26, 2007 08:10

"Why all your toys are covered with lead"


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Posted on Fri, Oct 26, 2007 05:04

Honey, I can't keep up with you--every time I get a brain fart you've got it covered in here already. I love this blog. Did anyone post the new book coming out called "Responsible Parenting" by Britney Spears? or "Off to Prison, Now That's Hot" by Paris Hilton


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Posted on Thu, Oct 25, 2007 15:18

This blog is too funny! "Sleepovers Are Fun" by Micheal Jackson "I Didn't Do It!/Yes, I did" by The Juice "Prison Decorating for the Holidays" by Martha Stewart


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Posted on Thu, Oct 25, 2007 08:18

Tattoos at Home, Fun for the Whole Family Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Prison Where You Came From, subtitled: Mommy's Special Girlfriend and a Turkey Baster


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Posted on Tue, Oct 23, 2007 22:05

Dear Perihelion and all contributors, These are hilarious! Thanks for posting. It does bring up a fun other blog that I'll start elsewhere but very funny stuff here. "All About Matches and Fun Things To Burn" "What's Under the Gown?" "Kindergarten: The Final Frontier" "Crossing Streets With a Blindfold" "Look Mom, No Pants!" "Cinderella and the Seven Stepchildren"


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Posted on Sat, Oct 20, 2007 16:52

Fun with matches? 'Squishing Small Creatures: A Guide to The Outdoors'? 'Fun in the Supermarket: Mummy Loves It When You Scream' '"It Wasn't Me" and Other Tall Tales' 'Things to Break and Do" 'Bullies aren't cowards, they're just better than you' ''The adventures of Nigel the Data Entry Clerk'' "When Mommy and Daddy Make Noises at Night Go In And Ask Them About It"


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Posted on Sat, Oct 20, 2007 08:58

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a Schizophrenic and So Am I" (The ABC's of me and me and me)


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