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Posted on Thu, Aug 30, 2007 08:19

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."


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Posted on Mon, Sep 03, 2007 16:35

SteelMagnolia.. Oh I can just imagine. I've had a few friends who have worked in the same line of work and I remember commuting back and forth daily from Toronto to NYC for a couple of years. I am always open for a good story though, especially ones that bring out a laugh in me and others. Yes please Do share. Would love to hear some of your stories. That story is just too funny. Just goes to prove that some don't learn the first time right? LOL* I've sat next to one "famous" person during a flight but it was far more interesting to be sitting next to the gentleman who was transporting the Stanley Cup to where it was due to be played later that month. He was rather cute and single too, only I wasn't so had to behave LOL Genie. This one was a first for me but was to funny not to share. Doing good, just wildly busy. Babydahl, very possible.. Yes was SW I believe. A good sense of humour often has the ability to make the mundane something worth remembering.


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Posted on Sat, Sep 01, 2007 05:17

Oh MorningAngel,...the stories I could tell you! Yes, I was a flight attendant. Worked for PanAm in the 80's. I have, on occasion, posted some real happenings on my flights. I love to share these funnies. If you would like to hear some, let me know. For now, I will leave you with the gal I worked with on one 747 flight. She was standing at the right front door, where the catering truck loads the meals. Did not realize that the caterers had gone...stepped back and fell onto the runway. Broke a leg and had some other fractures. Was gone for quite awhile. She came back to work and the crew wanted her to re-inact the fall. She did....! and fell on to the runway again. Never forget who flew these four to NYC

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Posted on Fri, Aug 31, 2007 23:20

aNGEL.. That's precious... i CAN'T STAND ANYONE ACTING HAUGHTY THAT WAY... ESPECIALLY VISITORS !


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Posted on Fri, Aug 31, 2007 00:12

LOLOL MA too funny LOLOLOLOL that is taking ''the bitchiness' to the upper level


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