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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 15:51

found this in the paper thought you might get a kick out of it....enjoy11 FOR GUYS remember that just becuase you've been dating someone for a couple of years doesn't mean it's ok to: 1) Hit on your girlfriend's best friend, thinking there may be a thresome in the equation. Unless you're talking Yahtzee; then knock your self out. 2) Tell your girlfriend what you really think of her best friend. Because if this becomes an either-or situation, the galpal probably won't be the one dining alone next Saturday night on beef jerky and Jagermeister. (Although with a dash of tabasco? not bad) 3) Exert maximum force when ridding the body of excess gaseous material, even though, yes, it's totally impressive and satisfing. But not to her. Not then, not now,not 10 years from now. 4) Adopt a standard weekenduniform of sweatpants, alma mater sweatshirt and unshaven stubble. Because, Sport, a little effort goes a long way. FOR WOMEN remember that just because you've been dating for a couple of years doesn't mean it's ok to: 1) Assume he has lost interest in the team he's been following since his dad painted him purple and gold for a vikings playoff game as a toddler. He might have downplayed it initially, but he'd still rather watch his team than mow the lawn, or rap about his feelings, or do pretty much anything else, except maybe express his love for you in a special and intimate way. During halftime at least. 2) Assume his interest in special, intimate acts of love has diminished. It hasn't. 3)Throw out those boxes of unknown significance he's been schelpping around for three moves. Because you just never know when the Beanie Baby craze will kick back in again' 4) Adopt a standard weekend uniform of sweatpants, alma mater sweatshirt and an unshaven stubble. Because, Sweetie, a little effort goes a long way.


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Posted on Mon, May 21, 2007 17:15

Angels: This is all great advice. My ex fiance was an Ivy League linebacker. We watched football for 11 years and that's when I took up "lap crafts", like embroidery. But now I actually watch the games with my dad.


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