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Posted on Fri, May 18, 2007 20:52

I stole this from my friend Don from Myspace!!! Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost nev er have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.

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Posted on Fri, Nov 30, 2007 06:40

Very funny!


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Posted on Sat, May 19, 2007 13:16

Totally funny!


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Posted on Sat, May 19, 2007 07:57

I see Puck took his comment away!! Bad Puck!!! Lol Queen men are very interesting especially when nude!! Mike you guys have it made in the shade. Trish your very welcome, not go rag on G!!! Woohoo


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Posted on Fri, May 18, 2007 21:55

Amen and amen again to that little item Bambi. Men have always had it so much easier than women. They don't have the struggles of a monthly friend coming or finding the right bra size,giving birth to children,having your breasts flattened like pancakes and some cold mental items stuck into you that is like an iceberg. Then you have to do your hair everyday and your make-up just right. It's a struggle to make it in a man's world but by golly WE have done it. I just wish more men would realize that it is 2007 and not 1807.


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