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Posted on Fri, May 11, 2007 18:00

When a woman says NO she means YES I has come to my attention that men are still left in the abyss when it comes to understanding what woman REALLY want and what we REALLY mean. You guys are totally confused and need some lessons on how the woman's brain works. NO means NO when it comes to most physical, hurtful or annoying results. Yes means Yes when we roll our eyes after the word Yes or Yeah right comes out of our mouth. Yes means No when we pause and then giggle. No means Yes when are looking for you to do some sort of task on your own without us having to tell you how and when to do it. Usually the words, "Of course not honey" are a dead give away. For example: Ugly man walks over and sits down next to a woman and he asks her if it's okay for him to sit next to her. If she answers NO... then you best be moving on buddy boy. If your wife comes home from work and sits on the couch and has her eyes closed and you ask her if she feels like washing the car. If she answers Yes or Yeah right... then take this as a BIG NO. You are on your way out to meet with your friends and you mention that some very hot babes will be hanging out with them and you ask your wife if it's okay if she stays home and you could go alone. If she answers YES then you are in big trouble if you take that as a YES, cause she means NO and your lucky you didn't get swatted with the kitchen chair. You have a $1,000 left in your joint checking account and you ask your wife does she mind if you buy the new turbo jetted flying airplane model that is so cool that it zips around and glitters in the sky. If she says No or Of course not honey, go right ahead and knock yourself out. She means YES and you better take out insurance on the toy airplane because its going to wreck and it's not because it fell on the floor!!! Okay, that is it for lesson number 1. Any questions just feel free to post them below and I am sure me or any other one of the wonderful women on here will be more than happy to help you out!! Woohoo!!! Kiss Hug!!!!

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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 19:54

That's perfect honey.. just like you!!! Dang your good and you didn't throw your hands up in the air and scratch your head!! Woohoo Now the other day when we were walking down the beach and I seen this really pretty seashell but it was a bit out of the way and you asked me if I wanted you to run and get it... and I say No honey it's okay... let it be... Did you happen to go back and pick it up???

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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 17:04

OK, I checked all my old emails and the 1st question you ever asked me was "Can I have pink flamingos at our wedding?" How's that?


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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 15:57

Well considering I didn't say when.. it could be the 1st time we emailed.. talked or even yesterday or this morning!! OMG... I'm bad 1st time ever... go ahead rack your brain!!!! Now, you know why women are confusing babe!!


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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 15:56

(Brain thoroughly racked) Ok, I give up... What was the first question?


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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 15:52

Oh your good!! But WRONG!!! LMAO


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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 15:47

THe first question you asked was "Ready?"


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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 15:37

Smiley honey bunny cute stud that makes me smile everyday of my life... don't worry you will be getting hands on experience!!! I promise not to confuse you TOO much and WAIT you can be part of an experiment here!! Ready? okay... sit down honey!! Yes, right now.. No not over there.. wait come here and take my hand.. not to hard honey... okay, now close your eyes.. Yes both eyes honey.. okay now.. think really really really hard... What was the 1st question that I asked you honey??? Honey... Whew I see the smoke coming out of your head.. LET GO OF THE HAND NOW.. Pleasssseee!! Love you!!!


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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 15:24

Alright, Bambi! Now your just toying with us! I think I will just flip a coin. At least then, I will be right about half the time. :-) Better yet, I think I'll just trust my instincts... Or.... hire a consultant! Yeah, that's it!!! lol


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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 09:15

IROC honey... you are living up the man's rep ya know!! The man is not asking for sex silly!! It's the old scenario of boy meets girl, boy and girl start kissing.. boy wants more girl says NO!! And means NO!! Hope that clears up the confusion.


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Posted on Sat, May 12, 2007 09:12

Romantic OMG - You the best!!! I love that pic!!


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Posted on Fri, May 11, 2007 23:55

Nicegirl - that is a little strange of the Mom to do that.. but maybe it's same reasoning why I tell my kids the potato chips are called "monkey brains".. they know they are not. But in your friends case. Men grow up knowing right from wrong and there is way more than the word NO that should make them stop proceeding. Romantic Dude - Maybe I should run for office!! I can see it now VOTE for BAMBI.. free whip cream with every vote!!! LMAO But, so you know I'm not flip flopping it's just that us women mean different things for different occasions. You guys have to learn how to figure it out!! Guck luck and may the force be with you!


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Posted on Fri, May 11, 2007 20:37

Bambi, I have to tell you this story. When my daughter was around 3 she had a little friend named Tad. Tad was a handful, always said "NO!" to his mom, whenever he didn't want something. She would say to him"No means yes". She said this to him over and over again. To the point I had to say something. I told his mom..What if Tad is out on a date in high school and he's trying to do something with a girl and she says "No"? He will think that no means yes.. and proceed. She quickly stopped saying that to him, when she realized the ramifications it could have on him as he grew older. ~T~


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Posted on Fri, May 11, 2007 19:08

OMG, OMG!!! You have down pat dont you????, LMAO So???, let's say that My Man wants sex and I tell him "NO", so that means that it's really "YES" right???..I will never say "NO"!!! and If I say "YES", It mean OH BABY, right now!!, GMAO Bam, OMG..I think you just totally confused these poor Men!!!!Do we like need to confuse them anymore???, LMAO


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Posted on Fri, May 11, 2007 18:42

Vlda!! Then you won't have any communication problems with your man!! Good for you!!! Very black and white.. Yes or No.. no grey at all?? Me, I tend to say exactly what is on my mind pretty much at all times!!! There are those rare occasions where I wait to see if the man is going to do the right thing or just "be a man".. lol!!


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