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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 12:54

I just have to rag on good old Tennessee since some of my friends are from there. (Buddy if you are reading this please STOP) Okay... some of these are really funny. You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. - this one rates!! Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. - Hey ya Fred I lasso'd one up ov'r ere - lmao "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging. - I have a good pic that would go with this statement. Driving is not to be done while asleep. - unless driving driving a tractor down the road - omg The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. - that's just wrong It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. - hahahahaha You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming. - I think I'll stay in Los Angeles.. but then again.. hmmm No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. - unless it's Ben & Jerry bought from the Piggly Wiggly GMAO Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited. - Better not slip and fall on that there banana'r peel In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." - who makes up this stuff Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. - OMG.. this one bought the farm Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996) It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. Oneida An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'." If you know of any weird and wacky laws please post them!!! GMAO

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Posted on Tue, Mar 27, 2007 08:02

Emperess I love the thrill of risk!! I have to christen every state, so Oklahoma watch out!!


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Posted on Mon, Mar 26, 2007 20:09

Emperess OMG I will remember that next time I want to molest a Lambi!! Spud I am guessing you don't drink Mimosa's with Strawberries in the morning!! NOLA Spud doesn't read... I had to whip him to read my blog!!! Bad Boy!! And Hey Newman!! I'm still using the name you Stuck On Spudman!! Woohoo


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Posted on Mon, Mar 26, 2007 13:21

as far as i know this is the only place you can get away with it. people come and take pictures and stuff from out of town because it's so funny and RIGHHHHT on the border of that black/white/gray letter of the law. they have them in the mall and the movie theater, too lol. will, thats why my profile says "drink regularly" and not "drink socially" lol...and i am pretty sure it was 5 o'clock somewhere!


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 19:40

OMG Nol - A drive thru dacquri!!! I wonder if we have such a thing here in LA??


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 17:24

I think Tennessee is the only place that has actually hanged an elephant for murder... :o) It is a true story btw. But the real reason that they hanged it from a railroad crane was that there weren't any really big guns around so they were afraid if they tried to shoot it, that it would just get very mad and run amuck, so they hanged it instead.


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Posted on Sun, Mar 25, 2007 13:12

in new orleans you can't have more than 4 women living together without it being considered a brothel (we can frat houses but no sorority houses...) the legal drinking age here is 21. unless you are in a private residence, then it can be 18...although you can't buy the alcohol and it is illegal for someone to buy it for you...but you can drink it in a private residence, like your house. but if your door is open, it's not a private residence anymore. my personal favorite...we have drive-thru dacquri shops (you can get other things too. i got a level and cranberry today on my way to the grocery store lol). it's not driving with an open container because they leave the top part of the paper straw wrapper on and put a lid on the drink...


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