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Posted on Mar 07, 2007 at 09:13 AM

I may not be best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.... Have you actually used the line and did it work??

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Posted on Apr 04, 2007 at 12:27 AM

Those boots would look great on my bedroom floor!! hehe

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Posted on Mar 24, 2007 at 09:35 AM

I'm not sure about a line, but this happened to me last evening (Fri) & if I wasn't already in a relationship & smitten by the guy...it would have worked! I was driving down a road, when the SUV in the lane next to me sped up slightly past me, honked then slowed down beside me. My initial thought...he must think he knows me. He drove next to me, lowered his window, so I lowered mine. He said, "Hi". I said, "Hi, back, then "I think you have me mistaken for someone else." He said, "No. You are gorgeous want to go for a drink?" I laughed and told him I was seeing someone. He asked me, "For how long?" I told him, "Awhile." Frowning, he said, "Well take my number just in case!" lol Too funny...I haven't had something happen to me like that since I was 20. It certainly made me feel good. And if I wasn't in a relationship...I'd have gone for that drink. :-)

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Posted on Mar 24, 2007 at 07:45 AM

easy pleasy lemon squeezy....

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Posted on Mar 24, 2007 at 02:24 AM

Mr whisperer would you like anything else! x

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Posted on Mar 23, 2007 at 07:19 AM

GIDDYUP!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEHAAW!!!!

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Posted on Mar 23, 2007 at 06:11 AM

Ok mr whisperer cum and get them!!

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Posted on Mar 23, 2007 at 05:41 AM

Great Story LB , some days I miss being young and still wet behind the ear G&T , you can have my boots anytime

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Posted on Mar 09, 2007 at 09:54 AM

More Velveeta- Is your dad a thief? Cause he stole the stars and put 'em in your eyes. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Then there is always the more direct route... Nice shoes. Wanna go somewhere and get naked?

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Posted on Mar 09, 2007 at 06:26 AM

Ok you want cheesy Are you lost? Cause heaven is a long way from here Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Excuse me I think you dropped something MY JAW!! I have only 3 months to live ... If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love You must be one heck of a thief because you stole my heart from the other side of the room

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Posted on Mar 09, 2007 at 06:16 AM

Are you tired?....Why..?....Because you have been running through my mind all day....lol [And I will keep running....Thank you very much!]....:)

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Posted on Mar 08, 2007 at 08:16 PM

Your clothes would look great crumpled on my floor

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Posted on Mar 08, 2007 at 07:09 PM

You must be the limp doctor cause I got a stiffy.. I'm in trouble now

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Posted on Mar 08, 2007 at 03:00 PM

Those sexy boots would look great on my bedroom floor!!

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Posted on Mar 08, 2007 at 11:56 AM

Do you sleep on your stomach? NO? Can I?

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007 at 11:05 PM

A very long time ago I was with my husband in Fort Worth Texas at a very well known "Cowboy" bar. It was packed and I was young and a bit intimidated by all the crazy drunk cowboys who didn't seem to care at all that I was with my husband. This very intoxicated cowboy walked up to me and stood in front of me looking me up and down and licking his lips before attempting to say the words "I WANT YOU, DARLIN". I was totally insulted and I looked at him and said, "Yes, and people in hell want ice water". His face turned ghost white as everyone within hearing distance said "OOOOOOOOOOHHHH". I have no idea where I had heard that or anything else, it just came out of my mouth. I've used it a few times since, also. It always works. T

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007 at 10:43 PM

"I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to have sex with you tonight whether you're there or not!" I bought the guy a drink for that one.

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007 at 08:25 PM

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even father for that thing you do with your tongue.

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007 at 08:12 PM

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

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Posted on Mar 07, 2007 at 07:55 PM

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

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