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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 00:02

1) The Man Who can relate to Dog Vs Hydrant: You know the type the thinks everyone is stupid and the world owes him something. Everyone from the president down to the waiter who asked you if you want some coffee with your sugar. 2) The Man Who a Hole in the middle of their chest and thinks it's cool: The ones who are healing from a broken heart and never seem to get over it. They cry one, two and 10 years later about someone who broke their heart and how they kissed her feet and threw roses along the path that she walked - gag me with a spoon!! 3) The Man Who will Marry the Television as long as the game is on: There are men out that that eat, sleep and think sports all day long and would much rather watch the game then have sex. Ya know the game is on and you walk by with a black teddy and high heels with whip cream (woohoo) on your nipples and he yells, honey can you get me a beer. 4) The Man Who Thinks that can tell what you ate for breakfast by the way you walk: After spending one date with you they seem to think that they got you figured out and they intend to fix you. He knows that is was because of your relationship with your parents that made you get the job at the stock market and why you play the piano. And the fact you made a remark regarding the 10 frogs that decided to get up and fly in the sky obviously had something to do with your childhood. 5) The Man Who Glitters more than you do: If a guy spends more time primping and getting ready to go out, get rid of him fast. OMG - need I say more - pretty boy who crosses his legs when he sits. 6) The Man who thinks that he is on top the mountain and you are the pebble that fell to the ground: He thinks he is above the rest and no one is good enough for him. You positively could never figure out how to get from point A to point B without him having to give you detailed instructions, included a statue of a big on the corner of the street with 9 trees, after passing the big orange tent. 7) The Man who thinks that the dog is conspiring to take over your house: This guy will think your cheating on him no matter what you do or say. He ends up not liking your family and friends until he is the only one in your life. If you want to become a hermit, keep this one - otherwise stay far away because this one wants to possess you, your body, what you say and what you eat and how high you should jump if he asks you to. 8) The Man Who Wears green tights and flys: These men refuse to accept any responsibility and are selfish and useless. They can't hold a job and tend to be lazy. You know the type to call you to tell you they are strolling along the beach to tell you how beautiful it is while you are at work! Eat me! 9) The Man Who Thinks Only With Their Sticks: Which most men do, but these in particular will poke at anything that is a forbidden fruit. 90% of men.. Okay 80%... Oh right.. Okay go ahead prove me wrong!!! 10) The Man Who will hurt you to make himself feel better: This is the guy who will hurt you emotionally, physically and any way he knows how because he enjoys it. Its a power trip and the more you are afraid the more he is cruel. This man will make the most confident person feel like they are 2 feet high. If you see this man, hog tie him and feed him to the black dragon! Okay, now tell me about your last relationship and which one of these men was he!!! 11) MEN WHO WEAR SPEEDOS!! HAHAHAHA

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Posted on Fri, Feb 16, 2007 16:57

OMG Lively - LMAO That was too too cute... I wonder what you have to do to win the BIG TEDDY BEAR!!! Woohooooooo!!


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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 21:23

Yes Sir!!! I will snap right to it!! Any particular color??? And do you want it around your neck or some other place??


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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 19:11

Dang I miss all the good stuff.. Not knowing Spanish you must translate.. all I got figure out is: "love me and something about a little something something"... lol


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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 19:09

OMG, Bambi!!!, I think Will just said some "major bad words" to me!!!! "wink", LMAO


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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 18:34

Michael - I would love to write yet another book, but I have to publish the one that is finished and finish the unfinished one.. lol!! Willy Will - YOU PRIMP!! OMG do you shave your privates too!!! And not only will you be doing your own wash, cooking, cleaning and feeding me grapes!!! Did you say you were were rock hard and would speedos.. Holy Toledo Batman!! Kari - Put a leash on him... you will need it!!! Green with silver deco!!


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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 18:28

Hey Hey Hey Sue Sorry to hear about Husband #1 - I had one like that and walked on eggshells for years. Sounds like your father was wise. It's funny how we never listen to reason... I'm learning!! And remind me NOT to shake hands with you.. kiss kiss on the cheeks!!!


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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 12:02

Hey Will, you must not run around like that, I won you in the raffle!! entiendes??? So get your bootie on over there and let's go on our Sexcapade, I mean Tour!, LMAO


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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 07:34

haha I know will falls under a few of these catogories. .. and george definetly falls under one. . . this is good I am thinking about who fits what personality. Thankfully I've never dated any of these guys!


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Posted on Thu, Feb 15, 2007 02:10

he he he Bambi (Good Morning) Husband NO.1 was a combination of No.7 & No.10 = what a lethal combination. Even going down the aisle my Father was whispering "Sue it's not too late to change your mind" = wise man. Husband No.2 - No.3 Yeah if it was Rugby Season, I could have dressed like that, he would have just asked me to move out of the way - NO BEER - CAUSE I NEVER POURED HIS DRINKS! No.5 - Is hysterical because my Father had some ideas on how a man should be:- 1. If you shake someone's hand it should be bone crushing. If it is like a 'Wet Fish' - he isn't a man. 2. Men with REAL Cahonnies cannot cross their legs like women and therefore are not real MEN if they do. Now this is a Father with 4 Daughters - So! I shake hands like a man and I certainly do not sit like a lady. The man brainwashed me - HELP!


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