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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 07:07

This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones! Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1.)Argued over nothing. 2.)Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3.)Gained weight. 4.)Talked excessively without making sense. 5.)Became overly emotional. 6.)Couldn't drive. 7.)Failed to think rationally 8.)Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary...


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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 16:38

Mike It will have to be a 'Red Wino Club' That uses BIG glasses!


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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 14:32

I am not sure if it does or not Will, as I am still suffering effect #7 after the superbowl festivities last night! ROFLMAO My first inclination is that it might cause menopause symptoms in Men. While it may not reduce the sex drive in men, beer has been known to remove the ability to perform. :o)


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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 13:56

I'll take the wine anyway over beer.


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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 13:46

thank goodness i am a wino....


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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 13:43

Hey nice to see you back Rob...they need more men on the blogs! :-) Cheers!


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Posted on Mon, Feb 05, 2007 12:08

You got that all wrong Rob, thats the description of a Troll taking the Piss


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Posted on Sat, Feb 03, 2007 17:34

Rob I know Lesotho well...... They will be drinking 'Black Label' and they prefer quarts:-)


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Posted on Sat, Feb 03, 2007 17:25

Ha! So if men drink enough beer that is now why men look pregnant. PHANTOM PREGNANCIES - now theres a thing:-)


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Posted on Sat, Feb 03, 2007 15:54

OMG - this is funny and I'm am stealing it!!! You have been forewarned... lol


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Posted on Sat, Feb 03, 2007 07:46

You know Rob that might be why I don't like beer... But then could Gem possibly be wrong?


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Posted on Sat, Feb 03, 2007 07:23

Must be why I hate beer; I have enough hormones on my own thank you! ;-)


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Posted on Sat, Feb 03, 2007 07:13

..and I have seen men boobs on some serious beer drinkers ;-)


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Posted on Sat, Feb 03, 2007 05:47

LOL not sure how to take this one but it sure is funny!!! Thanks for the laugh. Angela

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