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LatinPrincess4U
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Posted on Fri, Jan 19, 2007 13:51

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either "Male or Female"...Fun facts sent to me by a girlfriend, ENJOY MY BLOG FRIENDS!!, Hugs, KARI Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. "LMAO" HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt, lol SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up the Ladies. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying..LMAO!!! HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!, KARI


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Posted on Sat, Jan 20, 2007 14:43

hi kari.. lol enjoyed tremendously what is a BOOT: female, Gives confort warm and support, but can pinch if you don't get the right fit.


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Posted on Sat, Jan 20, 2007 13:06

NOT - but at least we can find them when we need them!!!! hehehe


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Posted on Sat, Jan 20, 2007 01:41

What's this I keep seeing on the blogs about the remote control deal? I may be in a minority here but if I may stick my neck out a bit, I think women use them as much as men.


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Posted on Fri, Jan 19, 2007 18:56

So cute Kari... Tires love that one


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Posted on Fri, Jan 19, 2007 17:20

BRILLIANT that is just brilliant


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Posted on Fri, Jan 19, 2007 14:06

Fabulous Kari.... Love the remote control:-) I wonder why they call cars and ships 'SHE?' And when GOD created MAN SHE was only JOKING....


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Posted on Fri, Jan 19, 2007 14:02

hehehee.. Needed that laugh Bootiful *winks* good one Kari


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