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breast cancer awarenes 64 Views 10/13/13

I support the ones I luv

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wisdom 283 Views 10/02/13

Shut down?

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Forward to All from MM Councelor 160 Views 10/03/13


In a previous blogs we have asked for clearification of blog deletions. Britt has gone to the "source" to help. I commend her actions and results as stated. I think it will enhance the blogs and make it more interesting and promote a more creative medium for discusions.




Quoting MMCounselor:

Making progress.....URLs NOW ACCEPTABLE!
I received notification this morning, that MM will now allow URLs to be posted, provided they are not for pornographic sites, sites that are MM competitors, sites promoting products for sale, sites with personal contact information, or offensive to the majority of the members.
I know you are all adults here, I fought hard to get this done for you, so PLEASE DON'T LET ME DOWN!
MM is in the process of restoring as many of the recently removed blogs, as possible.  If your blog cannot be restored, you may repost it.
Have a wonderful day!

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MM explain...knock knock??? 135 Views 09/29/13

I want know what blog comments deserve such abuse. Nothing said have violated your list of no-no's This is an open invitation for someone in power  / webmaster to explain what...where... and how decisions are made for this sense swording. We can't even discuse the issues amoung ourselves guessing without your intruding on our freedoms.


Stop treating us like juveniles....explain in the open or stay out of the blogs all together. Here is your only chance to save this before it dries up....OUR SOCIAL MEDIUM.


YOU will lose more clients $$$$$ what do you have to say???


If you delete this one I will cut and paste it untill I get answers right here.....hello is anyone home???

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better unsaid 69 Views 09/27/13

sometimes we should keep thoughts to ourselves

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Golden Years 110 Views 09/10/13

the cat has my tongue



update ....kinda losses the humor after MM sense sworded the cartoon...dumb huh?

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Brilliant 58 Views 09/24/13

sent to me from a good friend.....sparkling funny



I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment....
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

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fun and games 72 Views 09/11/13

the blog sense swording is getting re Dick U louse just like the Geicos on my office window picking off bugs in the lamp light...lol

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A day of In Family 69 Views 09/11/13


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A Slip of the tongue 125 Views 08/31/13

?????Priceless ?????

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A Challenge 186 Views 08/22/13

Anyone that can stay awake after a 15 minute oil foot massage...is super human 

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Balance 146 Views 08/20/13

just sharing.....with every rain lit by the sun is a double rainbow

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Our State 94 Views 08/09/13

Less than half of us are re-presented in our State US of the Union. Where are we going?

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TG 4 VA 43 Views 05/16/13

 I have just returned home from a 30 hour stay at the VA hospital in Bay Pines, Florida


After a week of pain, little sleep, and inability to keep anything down, I finally came to the conclusion that a visit to the health care professionals was needed


In the last 30 hours I had a chest x-ray, sonagrams for heart and kidneys, a subway ride into a cat scan, multiple blood samples, and a gastro photo shoot. The technologies were amazing.


Although my patient patience was at times frustrated and confrontational the nursing staff and doctors were tolerant and professional....I wasnt the worst they have encountered.


My hats is off to those that work in health care in the personal level ....the business of Health Care isnt ALL about money and profits


Thank GOD for the VA ....the cost to me ZERO  


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when will we be free 60 Views 04/25/13

If MM decides this is an abuse of freedom of expresion go utube.search for BritainsGotTalent09......

Shadow Theatre Group 

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Whom Woodafigured 133 Views 03/04/13

For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm over worked.


The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.


There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.


Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.


Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

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Picture This 114 Views 12/07/12

Politics to fables...

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A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says: "Who was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.


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THINGS COULD BE WORSE 116 Views 11/12/12


To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty
Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates
for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give
notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You
should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which
she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America
without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be
circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,'
'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut'
without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced
by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your
vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such
as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let
Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted
to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers,
or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows
that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for
shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or
speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if
you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start
driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will
go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion
tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the
British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries
are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are
properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and
dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as
beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred
to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for
pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the
beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for
them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so
that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good
guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play
English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in
Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears
removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in
time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or
wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host
an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of
America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your
borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will
let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies
due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with
saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes;
plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT

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actually true 365 Views 10/15/12




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