Several people have asked if I had it to do over would I still decide to retire?
I have put my house up for sale here in ATL and will move when it sells. I have already bought a house in KY and sold it! AFTER I found THE one I really wanted. It has a 20 acres hayfield, 2 fenced areas with 4 concrete dog kennels, barn, 2 (water) wells and natural gas well. I have put a contract on it and will know something next week.
You know life is good! Oh did I mention the cute realtor I am dating in KY. She told me about the second house.
Why do I listen to these women? I had one tell me to post my Goofy & Me pic as my main that I looked cute. Ok so I get 14 winks in two days, good right? Wrong!
It was like the 12 days of Christmas 5 Siberians in Goose down, 4 Princess's from Jersey, 3 biker chicks want to ride me, 2 Turkish dolls and if there is a partridge in a pear tree I blasting it and having it for dinner.
And no I don't want to be your snuggly wuggly. LAY off the Egg Nog will you?
Multiple Personality Dating...Yes you read that correctly. Have you ever had a first or second date and wondered who in the world is this person? I don't remember ever talking to this personality... I mean one minute life is GOOD you are having a nice time then WHAMMMM. That other personality comes OUT...
Look I don't mind a threesome date but when there are only two people involved and three personalities, sorry but I have to draw the line. Yes I have actually asked multiple women on the same date, I remember asking if a sister wanted to tag along, a ladies Mother even the girls boyfriend, funny that none ever took me up on the offer.. But I digress.
Ok ladies let me ask a favor if you intend or even don't intend to bring your multiple personality on the date could we fellows kind of have some advanced warning.. Thanks.