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Is it that time of the year again!! Anyone remember this 1 1179 Views 03/31/07
Woohoo!! This was a good one!! I got you all going last year on April Fool's Day!!! Dang.. but can I top this one this year!!! Now let's see... what has happened since 4/1/07... Hmmmmmmm...... {{Bambi Whip creams Blog and screams WOOHOO}} __________________________________ Old blog from 4/07 --> I should be happy but I'm not. I should be thrilled but I am confused. I should say yes, but my heart says No. I have been seeing a man from MM secretly for 3 months now and have not mentioned this to anyone.. NO not even you Kari.. sorry chick!! So, last week I told him that I needed to take a break because I felt that things were going a bit too fast. I mentioned that I have been single for 4 years and I am not sure that I want to give up my freedom. Okay, yes I want someone to share life with, someone to love, someone to cuddle and wake up in the morning with. So, last night he calls and drives over to my house and says we need to talk.. but he wants to go down to the beach so we can listen to the waves break together. We drive down to the beach and we are walking along the sand and wading in and out of the waves crashing at our feet. Somewhere around midnight we stopped and there stood before us were the bright lights of the Santa Monica pier to our right. He pops down on his knees and out comes this 5-carat diamond ring. It glistens from the light of the moon and I couldn't help but think.. this is way too big for me to wear. OMG can you believe that is what I was thinking. Anyway, my 1st reaction was OMG is this real and then reality settles in and I am stuck wondering can I do this. Okay, so right now I just pondering what to do. I didn't give him an answer because it's only been 3 months. What do you think??
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Bambi and Smiley's Mansion in Paris 1094 Views 04/06/07
Welcome, welcome to our lovely Mansion in Paris!! You are welcome to browse around while I heat up a cup of tea. Oh you don't like tea. How about some coffee? OKAY... Straight Jack on the Rocks!! Woohoo!!!! Sit right down and I'll tell you a little story about how I become the Queen of Paris. No... Okay... I didn't want to tell you the story anyway. Only kidding darling!!! Muah {{Looks upstairs and watches Hot Sexy Hunky Smiley walking down with his cute satin robe on}} Ummmm honey... can you TIE it... we have company dear!!! Come sit down next to me honey!! Oooooooo you shaved... yum I love a clean shaved face... c'mere let me kiss those cute sexy lips of yours... {{Gentle kisses Smiley on the lips and breath in his very sexy scent}} Ooops I almost forgot you, we have company... Come let's all go into the garden and sit by the pool. ________________________________ Newsflash of Bambi and Smiley's wedding day: April 6th 2007 at 1pm there were many people gathered at St. Patricks Cathedral in New York City. The Cathedral is built of a magnificent white marble and has the most beautiful music emanating from the gigantic organs in the church. It was the same place where Bambi herself graduated many years ago. Amongst the people present were: Kari the Maid of Honor... Smiley's Best Man - unknown name... {sorry honey.. fill this in later}... The List from Jerommes' flower garden... All of the nominees and winners from Crazybeautifuls' First Annual Blog Oscars... The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders at the request of Smiley... Julian McMahon, Kevin Sorbo and Johnny Depp... all good friends of Smiley!! No really they are... really! And of course family and friends from both sides. Bambi entered the Cathedral in her white Milady beautifully designed wedding dress. Not a sound was spoken, but many signs were noticed in the background with the wording "WOOHOO" on them. Then the music started to play Lionel Richie and...
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED 226 Views 05/18/07
I stole this from my friend Don from Myspace!!! Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost nev er have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
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One Question Tag 1878 Views 04/23/07
Okay, Okay.. I started this blog when I first started blogging and it did not take off very well.. maybe because I was new. So, I am going to start it again to see what happens!!! READY! Okay, so here is the deal. The 1st person to answer this blog gets to ask me any question, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, sexual, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully. The catch is now that person is now tagged and the next person gets to ask him/her any question, etc. etc. This should be fun. Keep it in good spirits and fun!! OH, AND BTW.. WHIVSIV! KISS HUG AND HAVE FUN!
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Why God Made Mothers 80 Views 05/13/07
This is an old one but I like it!! Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's on MM!!! Kiss Hug ******************* By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one"? And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands". The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. Six pairs of hands! No Way!, said the Angel. The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have"! And thats just on the standard model? the Angel asked. The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head, are to see what she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a single word". The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish". "But I can't"! The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when shes sick AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower". The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her so soft, Lord". "She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish". "Will she be able to think"?, asked the Angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate". The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the womans cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one". "That's not a leak". The Lord objected. "That's a tear"! "What's the tear for"? the Angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride". The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything; for mothers are truly amazing"! ~by Erma Bombeck~
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No Means Yes 255 Views 05/11/07
When a woman says NO she means YES I has come to my attention that men are still left in the abyss when it comes to understanding what woman REALLY want and what we REALLY mean. You guys are totally confused and need some lessons on how the woman's brain works. NO means NO when it comes to most physical, hurtful or annoying results. Yes means Yes when we roll our eyes after the word Yes or Yeah right comes out of our mouth. Yes means No when we pause and then giggle. No means Yes when are looking for you to do some sort of task on your own without us having to tell you how and when to do it. Usually the words, "Of course not honey" are a dead give away. For example: Ugly man walks over and sits down next to a woman and he asks her if it's okay for him to sit next to her. If she answers NO... then you best be moving on buddy boy. If your wife comes home from work and sits on the couch and has her eyes closed and you ask her if she feels like washing the car. If she answers Yes or Yeah right... then take this as a BIG NO. You are on your way out to meet with your friends and you mention that some very hot babes will be hanging out with them and you ask your wife if it's okay if she stays home and you could go alone. If she answers YES then you are in big trouble if you take that as a YES, cause she means NO and your lucky you didn't get swatted with the kitchen chair. You have a $1,000 left in your joint checking account and you ask your wife does she mind if you buy the new turbo jetted flying airplane model that is so cool that it zips around and glitters in the sky. If she says No or Of course not honey, go right ahead and knock yourself out. She means YES and you better take out insurance on the toy airplane because its going to wreck and it's not because it fell on the floor!!! Okay, that is it for lesson number 1. Any questions just feel free to post them below and I am sure me or any other one of the wonderful women on here will be more than happy to help you out!! Woohoo!!! Kiss Hug!!!!
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Willy Will Cold Feet NO MORE? 555 Views 04/04/07
Okay you chick a dees out there. Is Willy Will is scared to bite the bullet? Will Willy Will ask Lilly to marry him? Will those legs run faster then a speeding bullet? Will the Spudman makes lil Spudlets? I like that name... lol
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Ready for change 199 Views 12/29/06
Okay... So here's a bit of a story about change. I have always been the type of person who loves change. I have changed where I lived 11 times in the past 15 years.. hmm that is a lot - but ready to do it again, I change my friends from time to time, weeding out the negative people because I am a positive person and like to be around fun happy people, I change my car every 3 to 4 years because I just get plain bored with them, I change my clothes consistly and my shoes... lol.. I love shoes (just bought some really cute pink suede ones!! woohoo) and most recently I changed my job!! Which brings me to the point of this blog.. Oh... side thought, I do keep the important things like my family!! They will always be with me and I love every single one of them from my drunken but very funny Uncle to my almost but to perfect Aunt but my best friend. Family is here to stay and I am glad that I have them, even though they are on the East coast, I still talk to them a lot.. and I mean a lot. They never call me because they say "We don't have to because we know you are going to call us!!".. anyway where was I... oh right change... while I change this thought to where I was heading... and you see I have went off on a tangent again.. I don't think I'm capable of following though on a complete thought without interrupting myself with another story.. One of my best friends knows that I am famous for doing this and has grown used to just the way I am... We talk endless hours on the phone... 90% me.. lol .. okay one more time... I recently change my job and love it, love it, love it.. did I mention that I love it!! OMG.. it is soooooo great and soooooo perfect (for now anyway). For all of you who sit and work at the same place because you are just use to it or you just don't want to take the chance of lossing something that works... go out there and look for something better.. a new change is always a good thing.. It gives you a new purpose in life and something else to learn and enjoy and experience. Working for the same place for years and years and years, has never been for me. I need to keep growing and keep experiencing life. Which brings me back to my awsome new job. Of course it's more money 30% more money!! omg.. plus all the perks that I get are unbelievable... the patio that sits off the offices is the icing on the cake... I can sit in the sun overlooking LA any time of the day.. just chilling in the beautiful sunshine.. because you know is doesn't rain in CA (da da da.. song coming to mind).. Once in a while it spits on us for a couple of hours then back to the sun. The people in my office are more then nice.. I feel like part of the family. So, all of you, go out and change something in your life this week - New Year's is in 3 days and those of you who are married.. I don't mean your wives.. lol.. Keep them. Go out and change your hair style, maybe your look, maybe the way you walk or pull your tummy in for those of you with a beer belly, change the way you listen to people, instead of talking over them.. sit back and really listen to what the other person has to say... change the kitty litter box... lmao... go do it now.. yes I mean you and do the dishes too!! Okay... I am ending this here.. because I know that I can keep rambling on so.... Have a great 3 day weekend all!!!
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RAFFLE WINNER IS........... 7271 Views 01/07/07
Attention All MM Women!! Yes, I have decided to raffle off my cyber husband!!! He has driven off with my white Lamborghini due to a misunderstanding with Vic's newest push-ups!! But I am past that and I offer him to all of you women out there!! He is going to make someone an excellent husband one day!! He is incredibly patient, courteous, gregarious, considerate, concerned for the well being and interests of others, generous, flexible, happy, hopeful, upbeat, optimistic, witty, humorous, intelligent, analytical, handy, creative, strong, self-confident but humble, artistic, ambitious, energetic, coordinated, athletic, adventurous, (will this list ever end?) tender yet firm, romantic, sensual, sexual, extremely affectionate (pant, pant, pant :0P), but definitely not clingy. He is looking for his "complement". Someone with similar interests, but not necessarily identical. He wants a woman who is self-confident and strong emotionally, but at the same time soft, and gentle, vulnerable, kind, loving and real. He wants to spoil her, because that is fun to him! Someone who is also completely content with just watching a sunset, or eating a hot dog at a concert, or watching people, or being truly happy because those that you are with are smiling, comfortable, and happy themselves. So with all that said I give to you with open arms!! {{Sniffle Sniffle}}... I can't bear to watch this? Smiley... the cute, sexy, lovable, passionate and sweetest man in blogland!!! {{Watches Smiley walk onto stage.. trip and looked around like he meant to do that}} Oh Smiley you are such a.... OMG {{giggling}} Go get him Girls!!! ____________________________ Update: Of Smiley Raffle!!! :) Hi All This is going to be my last raffle. It was fun showing off all the hot and sexy men on my raffles. But, after Smiley, I will not be raffling off any more hot and sexy men. Therefore, after very careful consideration, I have decided to KEEP Smiley all to myself. Yes, I am keeping my cyber husband. HOW could I give up the most romantic man I have ever met in my entire life. I have been searching what seems like my whole life for someone like Smiley. He has the characteristics of a true gentlemen and he is what all of us women look for and need in a man. He has passion and he has romance. He has the most incredible sexy, soft & calming voice that sends tingles throughout my body. The love that he has for me can reach around the world twice and still continues to grow each and every day. I think of him every morning when I wake and smile. I continue to think and share my day with him into the night when we put each other to sleep. Being kind, sweet, honest and loyal are traits that come so naturally to him and he has true strong family values. We are two of a kind and have so many of the same interests in life. I can see the two of us 30 years from now sitting next to each other with the same loving feelings and still sharing the same brain. I sneeze and he closes his eyes. I see a bird flying in the sky and he smiles because it just ran into a window. Yes, this too we share in common... our humor!! All of these things are the very reason I love this man so deeply and give him my heart entirely. So, with all of that said and I know I could continue on and on and on... but again I say... HOW could I just give him up. NO... I am keeping Smiley forever in my heart and by my side. Sorry to all of the women who raffled on him BUT Puck Hefner is volunteering to let you all join him in his new PUCKVILLE mansion located in Hollywood, CA. {{Takes Smiley by the hand, smiles and walks off into the sunset together... WITH MY LAMBI}} _______________________________ And I have to post Smiley's response here too... Muah Baby Hey everyone! Wow... what a whirl wind ride! I signed on to this site less than a month ago. The road that has led to here has been unbelievable... Although the initial view down the highway was a bit scary, within the first few footsteps I had the opportunity to meet some truly remarkable and beautiful people. Outwardly beautiful, sure... but more rare was the inner beauty I had the privilege to observe; wonderful women with warm hearts, brilliant minds and energetic souls, with unmatched class and sophistication. I have searched my whole life to find women of this quality. Upon discovering this deposit of near flawless gems concentrated in one place, within the cool, pristine waters of this virtual mountain stream, I had to burst out with joy and laughter, like the tattered and dusty miner finding the mother load after exhausting years of searching... But, do not misunderstand me. My work had only just begun, for my search was not to carry off bundles of precious gems to place in a glass case as show pieces. No, my search was for just one... that truly perfect diamond that was precisely matched for this setting.... Having been burnt badly in love before, I searched ever so cautiously... Trying to get to know people (as well as this electronic world allows), yet constantly exercising restraint in my search... on the one hand, for fear of achieving the status of a personality type you all despise... that of the "dreaded player"! On the other hand, for fear of... that's right, we are all afraid of it... unreciprocated love... whether it is us for them, or them for us... extremely painful anyway it comes... So, take... it... slow... My advice to those who are searching... And along the way, treat them all as extremely rare, priceless porcelain dolls that are ever so fragile. But don't ever give up... The day you say "Not one more foot will I dig" will be the day you walk away from the most grand treasure of all, just beneath your feet. DEBBIE !!!! (I think I like screaming your name...LOL) My Love. My flawless Diamond. I found you! You continuously amaze me. You are my compliment. You are gorgeous, and funny, and talented, and sweet, and warm, and brilliant beyond compare. Your passion for life and love and people astounds me everyday. I love your focus on the positive side of life. I am taken back by your ability to persevere and endure situations with people that would break most; yet your displays of undeserved kindness to those who have wronged you make me stand and stare as a warm feeling comes over me as I consider the unfathomable depth to the love that is in your heart, and I realize that you feel that I am worthy of receiving that love from you... I am yours, babe. Oh, and I almost forgot! There was a moment during our brief time together a short while ago that I never told you about. Maybe for fear of my feelings not being reciprocated ... But I saw you standing there across the room, laughing and enjoying life to the fullest... and then you turned, and your eyes met mine... And you threw that hair back, and cocked that hip, and you smiled the most brilliant, loving, adorable, sweet smile, and... You... Stopped... My... Heart... Like a boy standing in front of the most popular girl in school... I had to catch my breath! I never dreamed that I would ever meet and fall in love with a woman as wonderful as you, and get the added bonus of having her actually feel the same about me... Not until just yesterday. So, Debbie, my darling. Here's a Toast to "You and I". It is a brave step we take after just these few short weeks of getting to know each other... I look forward to many years of being your best friend, your companion, your lover, your whip cream buddy! How long? 22 days now... Well, as you say... "When something is just perfect, it just is..." I love you, sweetie. I am dialing you now... Your smiling and happy guy, Bob
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Where do you live Vs Where you want to live 417 Views 04/20/07
Where do you want to live right now at we speak??? I can only speak for myself when I say that I could live anywhere (except Alaska as you will read later on)!!! I grew up in NYC and loved it there. New York has everything from crime, to the subway, to the Ritz and the Hamptons. The people in NY are awsome!! Family oriented and down to earth kind of people. It was not easy leaving New York but I moved to Fort Lauderdale, Florida where it was pure heaven. After you get used to the bugs, the humidity and the heavy rains, it's beautiful. It's an easy laid back, comfortable and stressfree way of living. I also loved Florida, I think more than NY. I loved to walk to the stores in my bikini with no shoes on.. YES I didn't wear shoes.. Imagine that!!! I hardly wore any clothes when I lived in Florida. I would sit by the pool and chill out everyday. Everyone barbecued and had fun!!! Then just when I thought I had enough of fun, I moved to California. OMG when I got to Cali, my first thought was?. This is New York and Florida rolled up into one state!!! Dang.. If it wasn't for the people being so businesslike and constantly flaky I would have liked it the 1st year I moved there. But it took me like 5 years until the state grew on me!!! So now!! I think I can live anywhere and be happy!!! The boonies with the quiet nights listening the owls and bears going through your garbage at night!!! Wait Alaska? nope thats out. I am not moving to Alaska.. Although it has been said there are 10 guys to every female? hmmmmmmm let me see.. 10 guys and being cold. They could keep me warm ALL night!! Ahhh.. Nope I only need one man and it's not in Alaska!! Okay, I lived in the city with the roar and hum of the night life and the hussle and bustle. I lived in Gods country where I just sit and watch the waves of the ocean and drink pina coladas. Im ready for anything!! So what about you? where do you want to live today??? Tomorrow??? If the man of your dreams came along would you up and go??? I would if I could!!!
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And you thought you were HOT 153 Views 04/21/07
Dang HOT HOT HOT... yes I'm talking about the SUN. Below is a pic taken with an Extreme Ultraviolet Imaging Telescope of the sun. I don't know about you... but this stuff always peeks my interest. Without the Sun we are pretty much NON-Existent. It is like 92 Million Miles away from us. We know this because we are able to accurately measure the speed of light (which is ~186,000 miles per second) using radar. Although, we can not use radar to measure the distance between the sun and the earth, because the sun does not have a solid surface to reflect the radar efficiently. But, we can measure the distance between another planet such as Venus and using Trig we can now figure out the distance to the sun... and now that you are completely lost and bored... moving on!!! Now talk about HOT... the sun is ~11,000 degrees F. The hottest areas appear almost white, while the darker red areas are cooler temperatures. Now check this out... I have cut and pasted it: The Sun appears to have been active for 4.6 billion years (and you thought you were old) and has enough fuel to go on for another five billion years or so. (So, don't worry you have plenty of time to find your perfect soul mate). At the end of its life, the Sun will start to fuse helium into heavier elements and begin to swell up, ultimately growing so large that it will swallow the Earth. (Kind of like a huge nuclear explosion just melting everything in it's path). After a billion years as a red giant, it will suddenly collapse into a white dwarf. It may take a trillion years to cool off completely. The Sun is ultimately the source of all food. The connection and interactions between the Sun and Earth drive the seasons, ocean currents, weather, and climate. But you knew that!!! Okay, now I am done with my Science lesson. Tomorrow lesson will be how to keep it hard... Oh come on... I was talking about the Polar Caps and ICE... Woohooooooo!!!
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How Rumors Start 206 Views 04/19/07
Just a little fun pic!!! LMAO!!!
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***** Ten Types of Man to Avoid plus 1***** 335 Views 02/15/07
1) The Man Who can relate to Dog Vs Hydrant: You know the type the thinks everyone is stupid and the world owes him something. Everyone from the president down to the waiter who asked you if you want some coffee with your sugar. 2) The Man Who a Hole in the middle of their chest and thinks it's cool: The ones who are healing from a broken heart and never seem to get over it. They cry one, two and 10 years later about someone who broke their heart and how they kissed her feet and threw roses along the path that she walked - gag me with a spoon!! 3) The Man Who will Marry the Television as long as the game is on: There are men out that that eat, sleep and think sports all day long and would much rather watch the game then have sex. Ya know the game is on and you walk by with a black teddy and high heels with whip cream (woohoo) on your nipples and he yells, honey can you get me a beer. 4) The Man Who Thinks that can tell what you ate for breakfast by the way you walk: After spending one date with you they seem to think that they got you figured out and they intend to fix you. He knows that is was because of your relationship with your parents that made you get the job at the stock market and why you play the piano. And the fact you made a remark regarding the 10 frogs that decided to get up and fly in the sky obviously had something to do with your childhood. 5) The Man Who Glitters more than you do: If a guy spends more time primping and getting ready to go out, get rid of him fast. OMG - need I say more - pretty boy who crosses his legs when he sits. 6) The Man who thinks that he is on top the mountain and you are the pebble that fell to the ground: He thinks he is above the rest and no one is good enough for him. You positively could never figure out how to get from point A to point B without him having to give you detailed instructions, included a statue of a big on the corner of the street with 9 trees, after passing the big orange tent. 7) The Man who thinks that the dog is conspiring to take over your house: This guy will think your cheating on him no matter what you do or say. He ends up not liking your family and friends until he is the only one in your life. If you want to become a hermit, keep this one - otherwise stay far away because this one wants to possess you, your body, what you say and what you eat and how high you should jump if he asks you to. 8) The Man Who Wears green tights and flys: These men refuse to accept any responsibility and are selfish and useless. They can't hold a job and tend to be lazy. You know the type to call you to tell you they are strolling along the beach to tell you how beautiful it is while you are at work! Eat me! 9) The Man Who Thinks Only With Their Sticks: Which most men do, but these in particular will poke at anything that is a forbidden fruit. 90% of men.. Okay 80%... Oh right.. Okay go ahead prove me wrong!!! 10) The Man Who will hurt you to make himself feel better: This is the guy who will hurt you emotionally, physically and any way he knows how because he enjoys it. Its a power trip and the more you are afraid the more he is cruel. This man will make the most confident person feel like they are 2 feet high. If you see this man, hog tie him and feed him to the black dragon! Okay, now tell me about your last relationship and which one of these men was he!!! 11) MEN WHO WEAR SPEEDOS!! HAHAHAHA
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***BACK FROM VEGAS Day 2*** 540 Views 04/15/07
Wooooooohooooooo!!! I am back!!! The Vegas trip was awesome!!! I am really glad I got a chance to meet some of the wonderful people from MM. We had lots of fun and giggles and I hope to go on more trips to meet more of the bloggers from MM!!! And now I must introduce the one and only "PUCK HEFNER"!! Little did the MM bloggers know that we had our very own Hefner right in front of our very eyes. When all the women who went to Vegas met "Mr. PUCK", we were a bit surprise to find that he was so dang SEXY. He drew all 4 of us (Boopster, Stats, Doe2Vixen and myself)into his web of sexiness. We kissed his forehead and lips, we sat very close to him, giggling and starving for his attention. We took our panties off and put them in his pockets as a momento of his Vegas trip. On the 1st night as we all sat up at the Eiffel Tower Restaurant, drinking and giggling in the dimly lit elegant lounge. Puck had 2 women on each arm the whole night. The surrounding men at the lounge came over and asked Puck if he was willing to share some of his sexy women!! The men were JEALOUS that Puck had 4 Hot Sexy Women surrounding him. Their wives wanted to come over and meet the new Hefner!! Kisses were being thrown all over the place. But we weren't sharing Puck Hefner with anyone!! We knew that he was a Stud Muffin and kept him close to our fingers and lips!! We did leave the restaurant that night, but as the saying goes "WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS"?. Ooooooooo Puck you are soooooooooo Sexy Baby?. Muah {{Sprays Puck with special Whip Cream}} Okay Day 2 Smiley made a surprise landing!! He just up and jumped on a plane 2 days before the trip and surprised all of us!! You go boy... you sure know how to make a girl smile!! We all met on Day 2 at Ellis Island. A karaoke bar near the MGM!! It was quite interesting watching everyone sing!! I got Smiley to get up on stage with me and sing "Summer Nights"!!! We were cute together!! I had a blast singing and watching everyone. We even got some of the locals giggling and laughing with us!! After that, Jessica had purchase tickets to Studio 54 for all of us!! Thank you again Jessica!! You go girl. It was a lot different from when I use to go in NYC. But I enjoyed watching the HOT man dancing on a little tiny stage. Yum Yum!! Jessica was dressed for the occassion and had a little bit more attention then she set out for!! She was hot!! woohoooooooo
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I have an idea - The Pretend Marriages - 9 Couples So Far 2192 Views 04/01/07
We have 9 Matches so far!! 2 of them are a little rocky right now!! Kari and Countrygirl are unhappy!! They are in need are replacements... lol!! *****THE MATCHES SO FAR***** Bambi & Smiley - Woohooooo *** HorseWhisper & LatinPrincess4U *** MrBlogger & Hooterz *** Optimyst & Geniek *** DoubleDoc & Countrygirl0401 *** SportsMark & Boopster *** Kitten & Iroc3340 *** BlueEyz & Dorma *** Puck & CrazyBeautiful *** Everyone with be matched up with a partner and for 1 or 2 weeks we pretend like they are married to each other!!! You must talk to each other every day on the blogs and compliment each other frequently. You get to make up rules as you go along!! Pretend is the name of the game. Each couple would start their own blog and we jump around to visit other couples. Your blog should consist of what your house looks like and if you have kids, dog, cats.. etc. You make it what you want!! Put your name here if you would like to join the fun and I will match everyone up!! I took off the names of women... just email me if you want to be matched up!! Muah!!
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Need a Laugh - Get Your Daily Quote 525 Views 01/17/07
Okay - we all need to smile and giggle and laugh and roll on the floor until your face starts to hurt from laughing too much!!! So, post a funny quote.. it doesn't matter if you know who said it... post away. ************************************ "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." Woody Allen
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KARI & Countrygirl Need New Husbands 142 Views 04/06/07
Sorry blogland - It seems 2 of our Marriages to be have hit rock bottom! Kari and countrygirl are of some new Husbands!! Instructions for an Annulment STEP 1: Know that to obtain a civil annulment, you must prove that there was some kind of mistake when you were married - Kind of like "I didn't know that I was going to have to CLEAN THE BARNS OUT" STEP 2: Find out what the permissible reasons for annulment are in your state. - A really good one in this case was that is was never CONSUMMATED!! STEP 3: Realize that you probably need to hire an attorney to handle the case for you. - I KNOW THERE'S AN ATTORNEY HERE SOMEWHERE IN BLOGLAND STEP 4: Recognize that an annulment erases your marriage - Are you CHICKS sure you want to erase your men out?? STEP 5: Relax with the knowledge that an annulment does not make your children illegitimate. They are and will always be legally legitimate. - Let me see no consummation but kids happened?? What the.. STEP 6: Consult your priest for information about an annulment through your church or your rabbi for information about a Get. - WHAT IS A GET??
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*****LUCID DREAMING***** 335 Views 03/22/07
I had a conversation last night with a friend of mine. We were talking about dreams. And yes I have some wild dreams!! I use to practice lucid dreaming about 3 years ago and found it very fascinating. For those of you who are not familiar with lucid dreaming, it is a learned talent to recognize what we are dreaming as we are dreaming, to control our dreams and to be fully aware that we are dreaming while in a dream state. It takes a couple of weeks of practice to achieve lucid dreaming, but once you do.. OMG it is amazing. Just imagine being able to have sex at will!! Woohoo!! Shhhhh - I know what your thinking? nice nice. The first thing you will have to learn is how to remember your dreams. In order to recognize your dreams while they are happening, you will have to be familiar with the way your own dreams work. In the 1st week you should try to remember at least one dream every night. Whatever it is, even if it's a bird flew over my head. You will need plenty of sleep. Everyone dreams about every 90 minutes. The longer dreams occur usually after 4 or 5 hours of sleep. You will need a dream journal to put on the side of your bed to record dreams. When you awaken in the middle of the night, record the dream immediately. Yes, I know you can't see and you really don't want to sit up and start writing. The 1st week you can just scribble and this will give you the patience of at least waking and writing your dreams down. After the 1st week of writing your dreams and ACTUALLY remembering them you are ready to start lucid dreaming. Each night before you go to bed you will have to have a ritual. Put something next to your bed and look at it and say to yourself, "This is reality". You will also tell yourself that you are going to remember your dreams and you will look at your dream journal. To be able to have lucid dreams you will have to recognize that you are dreaming by being aware of things that only happen in dreams. For instance some people may not have faces or building may not have windows. There will always be missing details in your dreams. At some point, you will tell yourself, I am dreaming and be a part of your dream. For those who are really interested in lucid dreaming, you can easily go onto the internet and get a full explanation of how it works. For the rest of you ? Tell me some of your dreams!!!! Happy Dreaming!!!!
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11/11 @ 11:11 What is your Life Path Number? 289 Views 03/26/07
What were you doing at 11/11 @ 11:11? I have always been fascinated with the 11:11. Number Eleven possesses the qualities of intuition, patience, honesty, sensitivity, and spirituality, and is idealistic. It's the link to the other side some believe. In systems such as Astrology and basic Numerology, eleven is considered to be a Master Number. Eleven can also represent sin; transgression and peril. Ten being the perfect number, eleven represents the exceeding of both. It is interesting to note that eleven when broken down (1+1=2) comprises the Two of duality. Number eleven is a master vibration and as such should not be reduced to a single number. People with this number could be both idealistic and visionary, and they are attracted to the unknown. They can be both unusual, interesting and magnetic personalities. Eleven bring the gift of spiritual inheritance, is gifted as the "Light-Bearer". It is the number of the Light within all. Strengthened by the love of Peace, gentleness, sensitivity and insight. Greatest facility is the awareness of Universal relationship. Is related to the energy of Oppositions and the Balancing needed in order to achieve synthesis. Eleven is The PeaceMaker... Colors: Gold, Salmon, Prune, White and Black. Determining Your Life-Path Number Let us say that you were born on March 29, 1968. March is the third month - 3 The day 29, 2+9 totals 11 The year 1+9+6+8 totals 24 which reduces [2+4] to 6 Now add 3 with 11 [11 being a Master Number does not reduce]=14 +6=20 Drop the zero, and you have 2 as your Life-Path Number. I happen to be the Master Number "11" - Now you know why I am the way I am!! Woohoo!! How often have you noticed the numbers 11:11, 12:12, 10:10, 22:22, 12:34, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44 or 5:55 popping up all over the place? These number sequences are not necessarily only time prompts. They can also be number sequences, like 333, 1111 etc. To your mind, is this a coincidence, or are they too frequent to be random? Perhaps you are puzzled or amused by this phenomenon? Possibly even a little bit nervous? The question everyone is asking is "What does 11:11 mean?" and "Is there a reason for this?" And there certainly is. Millions of folks all around the world are now seeing these amazing 11:11 prompts. They are folks of all colors, all religions, all beliefs. It's spreading, and becoming far more common; it's become a major phenomenon. Someone or something is causing all these folks to look at clocks, number plates, phone numbers or any source of numbers even when they make no effort themselves to look for these things. You can even change your clocks in the house, and you will still be prompted, at the "wrong" time. You can't stop it, because YOU aren't doing it. Sometimes you will even see these numbers flashing after a power outage, even though digital clocks are supposed to reset to 12:00, not 11:11 or 12:12! These 11:11 Wake-Up Calls on your digital clocks, mobile phones, VCR's and microwaves are the "trademark" prompts of a group of just 1,111 fun-loving Spirit Guardians, or Angels. Once they have your attention, they will use other digits, like 12:34, or 2:22 to remind you of their presence. Invisible to our eyes, they are very real.
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Dumb Laws 160 Views 03/25/07
I just have to rag on good old Tennessee since some of my friends are from there. (Buddy if you are reading this please STOP) Okay... some of these are really funny. You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. - this one rates!! Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. - Hey ya Fred I lasso'd one up ov'r ere - lmao "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging. - I have a good pic that would go with this statement. Driving is not to be done while asleep. - unless driving driving a tractor down the road - omg The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. - that's just wrong It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. - hahahahaha You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming. - I think I'll stay in Los Angeles.. but then again.. hmmm No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. - unless it's Ben & Jerry bought from the Piggly Wiggly GMAO Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited. - Better not slip and fall on that there banana'r peel In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." - who makes up this stuff Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. - OMG.. this one bought the farm Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996) It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. Oneida An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'." If you know of any weird and wacky laws please post them!!! GMAO
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