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Blog title: Comedic: We might have a problem if....
Blog description:It's a repeat but I made a few changes. Feel free to add something you feel might be problematic.
 




*A tip before you read the following. Think of Jeff Foxworthy's routine of "You might be a Redneck", these ...
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Politics, Currents Events & Speculations 243 Views 02/19/13
The question is whether it will be a happy new year?  If you follow current events and any prophecy then you know we are living in some very interesting times. What do you discern to happen this year or in the next few years? Do you believe in St. Malachy's vision? He has been right for hundreds of years about our popes, according to his vision the next pope will be the last. We don't have too long before we will know who the next pope will be since our current pope announced Feb. 11 that he will be retiring soon. I am waiting to see how St.Malachy's vision of Peter the Roman for our last pope will happen. One possibility is Cardinal Peter Turkson from Ghana whose nickname is Peter the Roman, he is one of many choices.


 
I've mentioned St. Malachy and our pope situation but there is an endless list of topics to type about. Two words: our president- I cannot stand him! If you are easily offended then you may want to stop reading now. The guy acts like a dictator and he is getting away with it.  He is destroying our constitution. I am NOT going to say he is an antichrist but he sure is in the running as looking like one.   He has several acts of impeachment against him yet nothing is happening.  Why does he have so many blind followers?  I call them Sheeple.


 
In March I think it will be 36 months since Obama signed the healthcare bill into law. If you haven't guessed by now, I am totally against it. Since I am not typing an article for the Free Press here and I'm a slow typist, I will not be getting into all the reasons why I hate Obama and this HC law but we are about to have one big question answered, well hopefully answered, it's the US government, things don't proceed in the timely fashion as they should, the question is "implantable devices", what are they? I know too many who want to claim they are just medical devices like defibrillators,etc. but I have to question it. With the RFID chip being readily available, will the chip be the implantable device?


 
I'm sure every generation has questioned whether it will be their generation to experience the Tribulation and while I am not sure whether I will or not, I can see it as a definite possibility and it could start happening soon. 


 
Feel free to type of Red Heifers and Obummer finally going to Israel or the fact that there is a huge computer system called "The Beast".  That it is 1984 in 2013 and Obama is killing people with drones and they will be flying over our heads in this once great country of ours. Do you care that telephones poles in Chicage are not just recording your image but also what you say?  What do you think of Chemtrails?  Do you want our govt.to take our guns away?  What steps if any will you take in your own life once the shtf? 
 
PS I asked the MM staff to create a new headline in the forum of Politics but they haven't. Moderator-are you reading this?  Titles get lost in the forum, blogs are more popular but tend to have a short life. I want this subject to stick around.
 
 
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Comedic- We might have a problem. 152 Views 01/19/13
These are MY words but think of that Redneck comedian's timing in his "You might be a Redneck".  Feel free to add some of your own possible problems. I just thought of another one. Let's see if MM approves this blog first.
 







I feel I'm not just speaking for myself but on behalf of a good portion of women, if any of this sounds familiar to you then we might have a problem ...


IF that thing on your upper lip you call a mustache looks like something could have crawled in there & died, we might have a problem.

IF your idea of shopping for yourself is going to Kmart once a year & "stocking up", we might have a problem.


IF watching a play means staying awake for the first 10 minutes, we might have a problem


IF you wear your UNDERwear as OUTERwear, we might have a problem.


IF your idea of a memorable night includes a tattoo parlor, we might have a problem.


IF when a woman is talking to you and what you hear is the Peanuts/Our Gang teacher, we might have a problem.


IF you are such a sports junkie that you will watch badminton on T.V., we might have a problem.

IF you conveniently only have a $100 bill & you look at me like I should pay instead, we might have a problem.


IF you claim to be "sexy" and you're not, we might have a problem.


If you don't know the difference between their, there and they're, we might have a problem.


IF your place is your parent's basement, we might have a problem.


If your idea of getting ready for a date means slapping on some colonge to mask your B.O., we might have a problem.


IF your six-pack looks like a keg , we might have a problem.


If you think techno and anything autotuned is good music, we might have a problem.


If you have clothes in your closet that you could wear for Halloween, like 70's disco or Farmer in the Dell,etc., we might have a problem.

If you have consider your front lawn a parking spot, we might have a problem.


IF you didn't laugh at some point while reading this, we might have a problem :)
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