I recently came across the profile of a somewhat attractive Lady here. I sent her an e-mail politely requesting acquaintance.
She replied by saying ' yes, let`s e-mail first, and then talk by phone '. ... so far, so good.
In an effort to muster up adult conversation and after carefully re-viewing her profile, ... I asked ' where all she had traveled to, and to relate some of those experiences ' ... her profile says, " Loves to Travel ".
She replied by saying ' I have traveled some and wish to travel more '... Hmm ? , I thought.
I then clicked onto her question to matches on her profile, the question being, ... " Do you like to Travel " ?.
Holy Mackerel !, of the ten men who responded, only one had traveled. The others expressed wanting to travel with her, ... " needing " her to travel, etc.
By now you are wondering, ... " What has Parasychology got to do with all this crap " ?.
Well my friends, we know that paranormal and psychic phenomena in the real world is questionable. And so, I got to thinking, ...
Perhaps it belongs to inter-net dating ?. Where one is supposed to be Clairvoyant, have Precognition, be Telepathic, have E S P , divine apparitional experiences of matches, etc.
Yes, we are ... The New Generation of Ghost Busters !.
Now let`s go to work my friends, tell us about all the ghost experiences you have encountered here and in real life dating as well, let it all hang out.
I will be the first to admit, that I feel somewhat crazy for having resurfaced and blogging again. A few years ago, I had deleted all my previous topics except the last one on Wine Questions, which is still up and running.
Now it feels like I am back in a ' Toxic Relationship ' on the one hand, while being part of an Extended Family, on the other hand.
Why ' Toxic ', you may question ?.
Answer ... I have a problem regarding those who literally 'Hog' the first page with copy and paste Plagiarism, then see fit to block any of us with an I.Q. above room temperature. Just one example.
Now it is your turn. What are some of your Peeves ?.
Do not be shy, let it all hang out. After all, this is therapy to restore The Boards to a dignified place, minus the insanities.
Remember, we are all in this together. Please Help, while I lay on the proverbial couch.
You may have noticed a recent blog wherein ' Lady Diana ' was maliciously attacked. Some of us came to her rescue. The author has since blocked Her and vanished.
It brought ' Fishy ' out of the woods and we talked. Here are some excerpts……
** Princess Hope & Fishy **
I was wondering if the two of you had eloped on the quiet, not having seen you in a while.........
LOL @ you S L,
I might have a chance with Hoping if I could guarantee temperatures 75-80F above 0 year round. I personally think she would do just fine in a fur bikini.... Custom fit by me ofcourse. Hope you and your grapes are doing well S L,
And here is my response.....
** fishyme **
A custom fitted fur bikini !, designed by ' Fishy '. ... That is way too cool, Bud.
It certainly conjures up some delightful thoughts.
Firstly, Thanks for the suave new photo. You’re looking quite good for the season. Are those authentic Yves St. Laurent or Pierre Cardin trousers you have on? It matches really well with that pair of Michelins, by the way. Aaaw !, just pulling your leg,.... sort of.
I’ve taken a much needed break from the vineyards for a while, and hanging out with some ole Bohemian Artistic buddies. We even go fishing every now and then, just to get away from The Nagging Big City Broads. They of course claim that Salmon is the best brain food which we seem to lack, according to their not so humble opinions. Especially the Wild Alaskans and Sockeyes are highly recommended and sought after.
Actually thought about hitching a ride your way, to get some of it.
Imagine,... brain food and some good puffs. It would put a whole new twist on ' The Dark Side of The Moon '. We could even revise those books to set tithes at 5 %. There is an economic crisis after all. That would set the stage for your Presidency. Just as long as you nominate me for V P. You know I like ‘vice’ more than anything else, right.
Aah yes !, the critical Campaign Manager. That would be a perfect role for Princess Hope, in her unique fur clad designer bikini. Why, She would easily reel in all the Church Ladies votes as well, for a slam dunk win. We all know she’s the best at that, a convincing real winner.
What then ?,… you may ask, Mr. President.
Four rockin years Fishy, in Bubba`s old room. That`s where all the action is.
Gorgeous intern babes, open bar, conjugal accessories, best sound system, no phones, no hidden cameras. It`s right next to the infamous Green Room, remember ?... the one with a fabulous array of 'potted plants' and the high tech morning mist sprinkler system.
But first Comrade, we have a small task ahead.
" You mean Fish to Fry ? ".
Well, you may put it that way, but it is time to make that all important list of false promises. I know that is a tuff call partner. Do not worry too much. You may inhale and then it will all pour out like sparkling Perrier from a mountain spring. Who does not like refreshing Perrier, know what I mean.
Then in the debates, you can tell the opposing goons,... " Yes we inhaled ".
That ought to take care of all the remaining votes aside from the church ladies.
Honesty comrade... Honesty is what the people want... Honesty is what we shall give them.
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