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<title>Blogs for The_Saint.</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog?The_Saint</link>
<description>My blog</description>
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<title>TO BELITTLE</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=259880</link>
<pubDate>23-MAY-08</pubDate>
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To Belittle is to be little.

Whether one is a Christian or not, there is great wisdom in the 10 commandments.

What part of "thou shall not" do people not understand.

So live with the understanding that no matter what, it couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

My heart goes out to those who are attacked by these little people.

Stand strong with your feet firmly planted on the ground. Know and believe in who you are for it is your strength that will carry you through the bad times.
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<title>The Horrible Letter E</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=298920</link>
<pubDate>16-DEC-08</pubDate>
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A mom and pop business being open 7 days a week, left the married couple having to take separate vacations.

One day the elderly man was telling me how the letter "e" almost caused him a terrible divorce.

He continued to tell me about the card he sent to his wife.

"Having a great time and lots of fun, wish you were her."
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<title>IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLDER</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=296600</link>
<pubDate>01-DEC-08</pubDate>
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<title>Letter to the Bank</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=296360</link>
<pubDate>30-NOV-08</pubDate>
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To Whom it may concern,

In lieu of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me?

If one of my checks is returned marked "Insufficient Funds," how do I know whether that refers to me or to you?
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<title>Chrisitmas Delay</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=296320</link>
<pubDate>30-NOV-08</pubDate>
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It seems that Christmas might be a little delayed this year.
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<title>Letter to a Husband</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=296140</link>
<pubDate>29-NOV-08</pubDate>
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To my darling husband,
 
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
 
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife,

XoXoXo

PS. your girlfriend called
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<title>What have I done???</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=295840</link>
<pubDate>28-NOV-08</pubDate>
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Have I done anyone here any wrong?

I have met only a few on this site. Those that I have met and went to see, I gave of myself asking of nothing in return. I have conducted myself as a perfect gentleman to the few women I have met on here.

I don't know of anyone that would say anything bad about me. I am a very giving man and would help anyone in need.

I gave monetarily, spiritually and physically of myself in order for others to have a better life.

I laugh when I get blocked by others as I have no clue what has been done or said to warrant said actions.

I mean no harm to others and I try to avoid any actions that might offend others.

Tell me what I have done wrong and I will try to correct my mistakes. I look to better myself everyday and hope that someone can be up front and tell me if I do something or say something wrong.

We learn by our mistakes only if we know we made a mistake.
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<title>Gods Problem Now</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=294020</link>
<pubDate>21-NOV-08</pubDate>
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When the graveside service had no more than terminated, There was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,
 
'Well, she's there.'
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<title>No Hard feelings</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=292940</link>
<pubDate>15-NOV-08</pubDate>
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As everyone knows. I am a republican. 

I was not in favor of a democrat taking office.

My party lost, your party won.

So let us be friends, Let arguments pass.

I'll hug my elephant,

You kiss your ass.
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<title>Best Campaign Button</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=290380</link>
<pubDate>31-OCT-08</pubDate>
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The best Campaign button this year.
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<title>I'm Voting Democrat</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=289220</link>
<pubDate>24-OCT-08</pubDate>
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I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my @#% it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own"
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<title>Economic reversals</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=287461</link>
<pubDate>15-OCT-08</pubDate>
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Due to recent economic reversals and the rising cost of electricity, gas,and oil, the 'light at the end of the tunnel' has been turned off.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Sincerely,

Your United States Government
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<title>SIGN OF THE TIMES</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=287480</link>
<pubDate>15-OCT-08</pubDate>
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Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it.

 They failed and it closed.

Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze?

Doesn't look good to me.
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<title>Pulling the Blogs</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=287340</link>
<pubDate>14-OCT-08</pubDate>
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Seems that a couple of my blogs got pulled. Yes, they were political and they were against Obama. I guess they must have been pretty close to home. How sad it is that we can't share what we read with others. 

The blogs were cartoons from Australia and their views on American politics. How sad it is that we can not share some things with others on the MM site.

I mean no malice nor harm to anybody and didn't feel this was doing any harm.

Sometimes life just sucks.
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<title>StockMarket Advice</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=286821</link>
<pubDate>13-OCT-08</pubDate>
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Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON. 

Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company, Northern Tissue Company. 

Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean. 

It's a tough market out there. Be careful!
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<title>The USA bail out or Blow out</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=285540</link>
<pubDate>05-OCT-08</pubDate>
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First we need to figure out where we were when things were fine...

Greenspan was running the finances. The fuel costs were $2.50 a gallon, the Republicans were the majority in congress and everyone was able to afford their Mortgages.

Problems arose; In 2006, Democrats became the majority in congress. Bernankee took over for Greenspan and raised the interest rates. People had a hard time making their Mortgages. Fuel rose to almost $5.00 a gallon. People worked for less money as lay-offs were increasing in the work force. Politicians are getting their cost of living increases while the American people are loosing their homes.

I really think Politicians should wear outfits like race car drivers,,, that way we would know who their sponsors are. 

The USA is giving out more than 700 billion dollars a year in Foreign oil. It is said that the USA has 2 and a half times more oil than the rest of the world. All we need to do is tap into it and the USA would be sound again. The USA needs to get back the money they gave away.

The Politicians answer to the bail out. Loan the money to the big businesses so they can give the CEO's more money and the big money investors can recuperate their losses. 

After all is said and done, Politicians will pat themselves on the back and give themselves another raise for being so great. 

I'm sure we will still be loosing our houses to high mortgage payments and the Politicians will be trying to figure out why their plan didn't work as well as projected. They will give themselves another raise since they will have to work harder to figure out another bail out plan.
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<title>5 Ways How to Treat People</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=285502</link>
<pubDate>05-OCT-08</pubDate>
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First Lesson - Cleaning Lady.


A professor
gave us a pop quiz. A conscientious student
and had breezed through the questions until he read
the last one:

'What is the first
name of the woman who cleans the school?'

Surely this was some kind of joke. The student had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would anyone know her name?


After handing in the paper, leaving the last question
blank. Just before class ended, the student asked if
the last question would count toward the quiz grade.

'Absolutely, ' said the professor. 'In your careers,
you will meet many people. All are significant. They
deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is
smile and say 'hello.'

One should always know and acknowledge someone you see everyday. Her
name was Dorothy..

2. - Second Lesson - Picked up in the Rain


One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American
woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway
trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car had
broken down and she desperately needed a ride.

Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally
unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a
taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his
address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a
knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
special note was attached.


It read:
'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway
the other night. The rain drenched not only my
clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving
others.'


Sincerely,
Mrs. Nat King Cole..


3- Third Lesson - Always remember those who serve.


In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and
sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in
front of him.


'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.
'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and
studied the coins in it.


'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the
waitress was growing impatient.

'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.


The little boy again counted his coins.

'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and walked away The boy finished the ice
cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress
came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
were two nickels and five
pennies..

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had
to have enough left to leave her a tip.


4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would
remove the huge rock. Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the
King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the side of the road. After much pushing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve
our condition.


5 - Fifth Lesson - Giving When it Counts...


Many years ago, a volunteer worked at a
hospital, she got to know a little girl named Liz who
was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only
chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had
miraculously survived the same disease and had
developed the antibodies needed to combat the
illness. The doctor explained the situation to her
little brother, and asked the little boy if he would
be willing to give his blood to his sister.

The volunteer saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a
deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will save
her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed

next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing
the color returning to her cheek. Then his face
grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'..

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the
doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her.

The most important thing in life is not money. It is our heart and how we use it.
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<title>Wyoming Hot Tubs</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=285480</link>
<pubDate>05-OCT-08</pubDate>
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Sometimes sharing is not an option.
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<title>SORRY</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=284920</link>
<pubDate>01-OCT-08</pubDate>
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I don't think my last blog was that funny....

I think I was a little irritated.

I have been complemented on my humor for those who do not know me.

For those who do know me.... You know I could care less.

Not much bothers me in this life. I am 55 and only have a few more years left here on earth. 

More that likely,,, I don't belong on this site;;;;
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<title>PEOPLE WHO DO NOT BELONG ON THIS SITE</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=284900</link>
<pubDate>01-OCT-08</pubDate>
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I am sure there are a lot of people who do not belong on this site. 

We had all kinds of offers of help for us from newbees and we somehow are still here blogging away. I seem to remember a psychologist that joined just to help us out with our problems. Seems she didn't last very long.

Now we have a newbee that is telling us who belongs and not belongs on this site.

I am not a paying member and think it is ironic that someone comes and says who should be and who shouldn't be.

Very few people on here know who I am and how much I have lost in the past few years. I do know or I believe that my net worth is still more than most people on this site. Who has the right to determine who should be and who shouldn't be  on this site?  

I also see the woman who said that is not a paying member. What is with that???

You really think we can not afford a few dollars a month???? 

Get real Nippie!!!

Pull your head out of that dark place in between your leggs!!!

I hope you find the Millionaire of your dreams and he keeps you well... Maybe he can afford your membership fees on this site.
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<title>A LEGAL QUESTION ?</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=281760</link>
<pubDate>12-SEP-08</pubDate>
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Is this statutory rape???
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<title>CAN I BORROW $25</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=279440</link>
<pubDate>25-AUG-08</pubDate>
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A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
 
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'
SON: ''Oh', the little boy replied, with his head down. 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'
 
The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'  The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:   Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00.  And  so; he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of  the little boy's room and opened the door. 'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.
 
'No daddy, I'm awake', replied the boy.
 
'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'
 
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. 'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled. 'Because I didn't have enough, but  now I do', the little boy replied. 'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

     

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of  your time with someone you love.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

       From my house to yours
      'The light of God surrounds us.
       The love of God enfolds us.
       The power of God protects us.
      The presence of God watches over us.
      Wherever we are God is and all is well.'
     
      From my home to yours - enjoy.
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<title>Greatest Ass Contest</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=278200</link>
<pubDate>16-AUG-08</pubDate>
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The winner for 2008
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<title>SEXUAL RELATIONS</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=278180</link>
<pubDate>16-AUG-08</pubDate>
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The best of Sexual Relations
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<title>OBAMA OFFERS HOPE</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=278160</link>
<pubDate>16-AUG-08</pubDate>
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Obama's Hope for America
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<title>SOCRATES WISDOM</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=273120</link>
<pubDate>09-JUL-08</pubDate>
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In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.  One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test.  It's called the 'Test of Three'."

"Three?"

"That's right, "Socrates continued.  "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say.  The first test is Truth.  Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates.  "So you don't really know if it's true or not.

"Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness.  Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued. "You may still pass though, because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness.  Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed.

 
This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.  It also explains why he never found out that Plato was banging his wife.
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<title>Super Hero's</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=272760</link>
<pubDate>08-JUL-08</pubDate>
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Superman and Batman were talking one day.

Superman was telling Batman that he was flying over the Mohave Desert one day and seen Superwoman sunbathing with her legs spread open.

Batman man asked what he did next.

Superman said, I took full advantage of the situation. I flew down and made a perfect landing.

Batman said, I'm sure Superwoman was surprised.

Superman said, Well not half as surprised as the invisible man.
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<title>A Cowboy Honeymoon</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=271940</link>
<pubDate>04-JUL-08</pubDate>
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A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.

 The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
      
He said, 'This here's a very special occasion. Our weddin' night, and we need a good room with a strong bed.'

 The clerk winked and asked, 'Do you want the Bridal?'

 The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied,

'No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it.'
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<title>Obstacles</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=271180</link>
<pubDate>30-JUN-08</pubDate>
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Whatever obstacles you face today, I hope they can be solved this easily!
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<title>Bubba had Shingles</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=271160</link>
<pubDate>30-JUN-08</pubDate>
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Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

 Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

 Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

 Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

 A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.

 Bubba said, Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

 An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, Where?"

 Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??"
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<title>Bar Scene</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=269660</link>
<pubDate>25-JUN-08</pubDate>
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
 
Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"
  
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean .. It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
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<title>Quick Thinking Under Pressure</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=269540</link>
<pubDate>24-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Quick thinking under pressure
 
A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls out a
gun and robs the bank!
 
But, just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and ask the next customer in line,
"Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies "Yes, I did!"
 
The bank robber raises his gun, points it to his head and BANG!!!!!...kills him.
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says loudly to this man,
"DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK?"
The man calmly responds...
 
"No, I didn't, but my wife did!"
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<title>My Call to Lifeline</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=269520</link>
<pubDate>24-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

I got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I felt suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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<title>New Corvette Convertable</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=268780</link>
<pubDate>21-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph, enjoying the wind  blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-5, pushing the  pedal to the metal even more.  Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren  blaring. "I can get away from him.  No problem!" thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.
         
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing?  I'm too old for this nonsense  and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper  walked up to the  driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my  shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can  give me a reason  why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
         
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said,  "Years ago, my wife ran off with a  Washington State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. "
         
"Have a good day, Sir," said the  Trooper.
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<title>Life on a Farm</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=268760</link>
<pubDate>21-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

 'Not yet,' said the little boy.

 His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

 Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.

When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.

 When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

 He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

 I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'

 Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

 The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?'
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<title>Elderly Golfers</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=268460</link>
<pubDate>21-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Four very old retired Navy geezers came into the Army-Navy Club pro shop in Arlington, Virginia after playing 18 holes of golf. They were a bit exhausted. The pro asked, "Did you gents have a good game today?"

The first old feller said, "Oh, I had three riders today."

The second bent over guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."

The third old man said, "I did about the same. I had 7 riders, the same as last time."

The last ancient sport said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today. Aren't you fellers proud of me?"

After they went into the men's locker room, an elderly lady club member that had heard the old gents telling of their game went to the pro and said, "I have been playing golf here for 40 years and thought I knew all the terminology of the game,..... but what in the world is a rider?"

The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the golf cart and ride to it."
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<title>The Golf Game</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=268360</link>
<pubDate>20-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
This pretty much sums up the game of golf

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
                 
Golf!  You hit down to make the ball go up.  You swing left and the ball goes right.  The lowest score wins.  And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.
                 
Golf is harder than baseball.  In golf, you have to play your foul balls.
                 
If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.
                 
Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
                 
The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the phrase 'maul it again.' A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ...  neither of whom can putt very well.
                 
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
                 
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green.  The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
                 
If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme putt',  you might wish to reconsider this game.
                 
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
                 
Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.
                 
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
                 
SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSE 

David Letterman's
Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
                 
#10...  A below par performance is considered damn good.
                 
#9...  You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
                 
#8...  It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
                 
#7...  Foursomes are encouraged.
                 
#6...  You can still make money doing it as a senior.
                 
#5...  Three times a day is possible.
                 
#4...  Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with some one else.
                 
#3...  If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
                 
#2...  You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you are finished.
                 
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex....
                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                 
#1...  When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
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<title>Understanding the Stock Market</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=268340</link>
<pubDate>20-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.  

 The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. 

He then announced that he would now buy at $20.

 This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started Catching monkeys again.

 Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

 The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 ! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

 In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

 The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. 

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
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<title>Morning Sex</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267860</link>
<pubDate>19-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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<title>Understanding Ammo Requirements</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267840</link>
<pubDate>19-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Last year, some dirtbag who got pulled over in a  routine traffic stop in Florida ended up "executing" the deputy  who stopped him.  The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.  Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

 A statewide manhunt ensued.  The low-life piece of human garbage was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun.  SWAT team officers fired and hit said low-life 68 times.

 Whenever an officer pulls out a gun and fires it, there is a review. 

When it went to Court, the Judge asked the Sheriff why they shot the guy 68 times, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel...get this.

 "That's all the bullets we had."
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<title>Known Fact</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267580</link>
<pubDate>18-JUN-08</pubDate>
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Light travels faster than sound...
  this is why most politicians appear bright until you hear them speak.
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<title>BULL PILLS</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267560</link>
<pubDate>18-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A farmer in Culpeper, VA went to the local branch of Wachovia Bank to borrow money for a new bull. 

The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing. The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at the bull.

Next week Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had helped.

The farmer looked very pleased. "That bull has serviced all of my cows! He even broke through the fence, and serviced all my neighbor's cows! He's been servicing just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

"Wow," said Banker Bill, "What did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?" asked Banker Bill.

"I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint."
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<title>New Birth Control Pill</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267320</link>
<pubDate>17-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Johnson and Johnson just came out with a new mint flavored birth control pill.

You take them just before having sex.

They're called predicamints.
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<title>At the Pearly Gates</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267163</link>
<pubDate>17-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Saint Peter is watching the gates of Heaven, but he really has to go the bathroom. He asks Jesus to watch the gates for a few minutes, and Jesus agrees
 
  As Jesus is standing there, he sees an old man leading a donkey up from Earth to Heaven. He notices the old man has carpenter's tools with him. 

When the old man gets to the gates, Jesus asks him to describe his life and explain why he feels he should be admitted into heaven.
 
  The man explains, "In English, my name would be Joseph, but I didn't live in America or England. I lived a modest life, making things out of wood. I'm not remembered very well by most people, but almost everyone has heard of my son. I call him my son, but I was more of a Dad to him, he didn't really come into this world in the usual way.
 
  I sent my son out to be among the people of the World. He was ridiculed by many, and was even known to associate himself with some pretty unsavory characters, although he himself tried to be honest and perfect. 

My single biggest reason for trying to get into Heaven is to be reunited with my son."
 
  Jesus is awe-struck by the man's story. He looks into the old man's eyes and asks,  "Father?"
 
  The old man's face brightens; he looks at Jesus, and asks,
  "Pinocchio?"
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<title>Wise Words</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267161</link>
<pubDate>17-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.  One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test.  It's called the 'Test of Three'."

"Three?"

"That's right, "Socrates continued.  "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say.  The first test is Truth.  Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates.  "So you don't really know if it's true or not.

"Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness.  Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued. "You may still pass though, because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness.  Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.  It also explains why he never found out that Plato was banging his wife.
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<title>The best of road rage</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267160</link>
<pubDate>17-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant , she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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<title>The laws that governs us</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=267020</link>
<pubDate>16-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
545 PEOPLE 
 
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
 
Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, we have deficits?
 
Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, we have inflation and high taxes?
 
You and I don't propose a federal budget.   The president does.
 
You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations.   The House of Representatives does.
 
You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.
 
You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
 
You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.
 
One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices  545 human beings out of the 300 million  are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.
 
I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress.   In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.
 
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason.   They have no legal authority.   They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one cotton-picking thing.   I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash.   The politician has the power to accept or reject it.   No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
 
Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault.   They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.
 
What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall.   No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits.   The president can only propose a budget.   He cannot force the Congress to a accept it.
 
The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes.   Who is the speaker of the House?   She is the leader of the majority party.   She and fellow House members, not the president, can approve any budget they want.   If the president vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
 
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility.   I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people.   When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
 
If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.
 
If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red.
 
If the Marines are in IRAQ , it's because they want them in IRAQ .
 
If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.
 
There are no insoluble government problems.
 
Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.   Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like 'the economy,' 'inflation,' or 'politics' that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
 
Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.
 
They, and they alone, have the power.
 
They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses  provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees.
 
We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!
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<title>Welfare recepreant</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=266240</link>
<pubDate>14-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job".  The social worker behind the counter says,
"Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful,
nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of  your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.   You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage.  The starting salary is $200,000 a year."  The guy,
wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
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<title>More Sensitivity</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=266101</link>
<pubDate>13-JUN-08</pubDate>
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A woman was in a coma for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.'
 
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lined; no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room.

'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure... maybe she choked'.
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<title>SENSITIVE MEN</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=266083</link>
<pubDate>13-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
He began his day with an 8 Lb walleye on the first cast and a 7 Lb on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever walleye over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.

He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital.  He end ed up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!'

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just screwin' with ya. She's dead. What'd you catch?
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<title>A Blond Motorists</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=265942</link>
<pubDate>13-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A blond lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she  was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked  up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to San Diego ?'
  
'Sure,' answered the blond, 'do you need a lift?'
  
'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo  for me?
  
I'll give you $100 for your trouble.'
  
'I'd be happy to,' said the blond. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
  
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart  of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!!  

 

There was the blond walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
  
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond. What the heck are you doing here?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'
  
'Yes, I know you did,' said the blond, ' but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World.
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<title>Irish Nursing Home</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=265960</link>
<pubDate>13-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather (Abuelo) in a
nursing home.

All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in
an Irish home. After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit
grandpa.

'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.

'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,' said
grandpa.

'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for
you. You know, since you are a little different than everyone else.'

'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents,"
Abuelo said with a big smile.

'There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin
in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!'

'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the
bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!'

'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doc'!'

'And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me "The
F**king Mexican".
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<title>A Cat named Lucky</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=265941</link>
<pubDate>13-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A Cat named Lucky...... I thought this was going to be a
heart wrenching story about a cat that got run over by a
truck then had to walk 100 miles home after being bitten by
a snake but I was wrong...........
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<title>Obama's 143 Days of Senate Experience</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=265940</link>
<pubDate>13-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days?         Not much.
From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United States Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.
After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.
143 days -- I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.
In contrast, John McCain's 26 years in Congress, 22 years of military service including 1,966 days in captivity as a POW in Hanoi now seem more impressive than ever. At 71, John McCain may just be hitting his stride.
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<title>A Thank you Letter</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=264481</link>
<pubDate>07-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
My fellow Americans:
 
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
 
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
 
I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamor behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support.  Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.
 
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.
 

Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
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<title>Wise Words From little Budda</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=264100</link>
<pubDate>06-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Children in the front seat of a car can cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat of a car can cause children.

If you believe the quickest way to a mans heart is through the stomach. 

Please note, you are aiming a little to high.

Women marry because they think he will change. Men marry because they think she will never change.

Both are mistaken.

And always remember never to drink and drive.

You might spill your beer.
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<title>Pick up line....</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=264081</link>
<pubDate>06-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
 
Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"
  
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean .. It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
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<title>Thought for the Day</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=263620</link>
<pubDate>04-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A taxpayer voting for 1.Barack Obama or 2.Hillary Clinton is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
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<title>MM editing our blogs??</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=263360</link>
<pubDate>03-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
My post of the best singles add yet was edited by MM. The post said ask for Daisy,,, The dogs name was Daisy, MM edited it out because of a name? The phone number was nothing but x's, they pulled it out also. 

I thought it was a wonderful add, MM really thinks that someone would try and call the number ?

Give me a break. 

Did anybody see anything wrong with the blog I originally put up on the best singles add yet?
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<title>The Meaning of Life</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=263221</link>
<pubDate>03-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The Meaning of Life...


With my recent retirement, I have had much more time to reflect. Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort sitting in my back yard sipping a scotch and water and having a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again yesterday after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

Jesus replied: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad."

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question: "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."
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<title>New 5 Dollar Bill</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=263220</link>
<pubDate>03-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Here is the new look of the five dollar bill.
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<title>Gas Relief</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=262940</link>
<pubDate>02-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Talk about gas relief.

A man goes up the the counter of a gas station and hands the lady two bucks for some gas.

She takes a step back, passes a little gas, smiles at him and asks if he would like anything else.
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<title>Good Southern Friends</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=262900</link>
<pubDate>02-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Two good ole boys in a  trailer park were sitting around
talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says
to 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday &amp; make love to your wife while you was off hunting and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, ....
 
"Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
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<title>Best singles add yet</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=262880</link>
<pubDate>02-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.  I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. 
This was an add from a Humane Society. Just thought I'd share it.
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<title>My dinner out</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=262840</link>
<pubDate>02-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I stopped and had dinner at a Chinese restaurant while I was gone. 

Next to me was a man and wife preparing for their dinner. As the wife was reaching for the pot of food the lid lifted up and a couple of beady eyes peered out and shifted from side to side and then the lid closed.

A little shook up from what she just saw, she asked her husband if he had just seen what happened. As she told him he just laughed.

He reached for the pot of food and the lid popped up about an inch and he could see two beady eyes looking out and going side to side.

The man being very angry called the waiter over and explained what had happened and demanded an explanation.

The waiter asked him what he had ordered.    

He said, Chicken Surprise.

The waiter said; Oh, so soddy. You no get chicken supise, you get Peking Duck.
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<title>WHAT HAPPENED ???</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=262820</link>
<pubDate>02-JUN-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I leave for a couple of days and it looks like WWIII happened while I was gone. Can't you people hold it together for a few days without any humor in it???

Well I'm back but I am so far behind as I was gone a little longer than expected. I hope it is not to late to pick up where I left off.

I'll try and post a couple of blogs in a little while.
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<title>What a loser !!!</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=262080</link>
<pubDate>30-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A blond goes into a bar and sits down next to a man. She looks up and sees that the news is on. The news is showing a man on top of a building contemplating of jumping.

The blond looks at the man sitting next to her and says "I'll bet you 20 bucks he doesn't jump off the building".

The man says "I'll take that bet."

A few minutes later the man on the building jumped off and splat all over the ground.

The blond looks at the man and said "I guess I owe you 20 bucks"

He said; No I can't take the money. I seen the news earlier and he jumped.

The blond said; I seen the news earlier too. I just didn't think he would jump again....
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<title>The String</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=261961</link>
<pubDate>30-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A string goes into a bar and orders a double scotch on the rocks.

The bartender asks him if he is a string. 

The string says yes.

Bartender says; We don't serve strings here. 

The strings leaves and goes up to his room for the night. The next evening he goes into the bar and orders a double scotch on the rocks.

The bartender looks at him and says; Aren't you a string? We do not serve strings here.

Frustrated, the string goes back to his room and looks into the mirror. He ties himself into a knot, ruffles his hair and goes back to the bar. He sits down and orders a double scotch on the rocks.

The bartender approches and asks; Are you a string?

String answers and says; 

No, I'm a frayed knot.
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<title>The Michael Jackson Doll?</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=261960</link>
<pubDate>30-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
How many people remember the Michael Jackson Doll?

That one was where you wind it up and he played with your kids....
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<title>A Mormon and an Irishman</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=261823</link>
<pubDate>29-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed
before him.


The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.


He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me,
too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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<title>Ghost in Minnesota</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=261822</link>
<pubDate>29-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The Minnesota Ghost

This is too good not to read, especially if you thought ghosts didn't exist!   This happened about a month ago just outside of Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.

This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm.   Time passed slowly and no cars went by.  It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.   Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain.  It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped.

 Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped into the passenger seat and closed the door; he wiped the rain from his face, and only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain.   Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running.  The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and began begging for his life;  he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he would surely drown!

But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend.   Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again!

Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve.   Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and running as fast as he could go, ran all the way into town, into Willmar.

Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience.   The room fell silent as he spoke, and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not just some drunk).

 

 About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other, "Look Ole, deres dat idiot dat rode in our car when we wuz pushin it in da rain."
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<title>Dangers of Drinking</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=261620</link>
<pubDate>28-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....

Scared the shit out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading.
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<title>Exorbitant Deductions</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=261520</link>
<pubDate>28-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A little boy wanted a hundred dollars so much he prayed for weeks on end. One day he decided to send a letter to God with his request.

When the Post Office received the letter addressed to "God, USA", they didn't know what to do with it, so they sent it to the President of the White House.

Upon receiving it, the President was so impressed he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five dollar bill. "That should look like a large sum of money to one so young" he said.

The boy was delighted with the five dollars and immediately sat down to write a thank you note which read;

"Dear God, Thank you for sending me the money. However I noticed that for some reason you had sent it  through Washington DC, USA and as usual, the Government deducted ninety-five percent."
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<title>Thanks anyways</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=261220</link>
<pubDate>27-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
To all my friends who sent me best wishes in 2008 and promises of good luck if I forwarded something; it did NOT WORK. 

For 2008, could you please just send either money, chocolate or gasoline vouchers?  

Thank you and God Bless!
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<title>Hard times ahead</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=261161</link>
<pubDate>27-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
No matter what situation's life throws at you,
no matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem, 

remember, there is light at the end of tunnel
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<title>Dog needs a Nap</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=260940</link>
<pubDate>26-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Subject: Dog Needs a Nap


 An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.  I could tell from

his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, resumed his position  in the hall, and slept
for an hour.  This continued for several weeks.

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog
comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:

"He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"
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<title>Letter to the Editor</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=260882</link>
<pubDate>26-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Dear Editor:
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.
Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Peggy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Peggy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each
evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills
during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods.
She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix
herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Peggy.
I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows
better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed,  Jim

EDITOR'S NOTE:

Jim died suddenly on May 27 of a perforated colon. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his ass, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a sledge hammer laying nearby.

His wife Peggy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

-Ed
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<title>The Pastor and congregation</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=260880</link>
<pubDate>26-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Hi, I'm Jim

 The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
 express  Praise for answered prayers. 
  A lady stood and walked to the podium.
 
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a 
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain 
was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
 
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as 
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim 
was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him 
terrible pain.. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate 
operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants
 of  Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it i n place."
 
Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they 
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, 
Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum 
should recover completely. All the men sighed with relief."
 The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had
 anything to  say.

 A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "Hi, I'm Jim and I want 
to tell my wife, the word is sternum."
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<title>Benefits of Giving</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=260140</link>
<pubDate>24-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
The Grace Church treasurer went to the pastor with the bad news that they couldn't make the mortgage payment this month or pay the utilities either.

The Pastor stood up in front of the congregation that Sunday morning and said they needed an extra large offering this morning. Then he added, "We will honor the person who gives the largest offering by inviting him or her to pick out three hymns for the service."

To the Pastor's delight there was a thousand dollars put into the plate. He was so excited he asked the person to identify them self so he could thank them.

A quiet little old lady sitting in the back corner shyly stood.

The Pastor invited her to the front, telling her how generous she was.  He invited her to select three Hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to three handsomest men in the sanctuary and said, "I'll take him, him and him."
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<title>A Test of Faith</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=259900</link>
<pubDate>23-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I was listening to a Christian radio show and heard an elderly lady call in.

Pastor, she said, I have been blind most all my life. I don't mind being blind but I have some well meaning friends who tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed.

The radio pastor paused for a moment and then asked. Do you carry one of those white canes?

 Why yes I do, She said.

 The next time someone tells you that, hit him or her over the head with your cane and say, If you had more faith that wouldn't hurt.
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<title>2008 HOOTERS CALENDAR</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=259820</link>
<pubDate>23-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
I know it is a bit late for the 2008 Calendar. But I just thought I'd share this wonderful Hooters Calendar with everyone who may not have it yet.
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<title>SENSITIVITY TRAING FOR DOGS</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=259620</link>
<pubDate>22-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
BECAUSE SOME DOGS JUST NEED A LITTLE SENSITIVITY TRAINING.
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<title>Grandma Doesn't know everything</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=259420</link>
<pubDate>22-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while, when he came
into the house and asked, "Grandma, what's that called when 2
people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the
truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse, darling"

Little Johnny just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with
the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it
isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
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<title>Drivers License tells all</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=259400</link>
<pubDate>22-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.

"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers' license.  It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks.. "Why?"





"Because you got an F in sex."
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<title>A heart warming story....</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=259240</link>
<pubDate>21-MAY-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
This letter  was sent to the principals office after an elementary school had sponsored a  luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had received a new radio at the lunch as  a door prize and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit  to all human kind. 

Dear Faculty and Students,

God bless you for the  beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years  old and live at an Assisted Living Home for the Aged. All of my family has  passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know someone is thinking of  me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is  95 and always had her own radio.

 Before I received this one, she would never  let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day, her  radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of little pieces. It was  awful and she was in tears.

She asked if she could listen to mine and  I said screw you.

Thank you for that  opportunity,

Sincerely,
Agnes
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<title>Drag racing in the city of SF</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=259220</link>
<pubDate>21-MAY-08</pubDate>
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It has become more evident that drag racing in the streets of San Francisco has been getting worse.
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<title>THIS PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL</title>
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<pubDate>20-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Who would have ever guessed
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<title>Misunderstanding</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=258560</link>
<pubDate>18-MAY-08</pubDate>
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I am surprised of how many have not heard this oldie.

Years ago when Mickey Mouse was getting a divorce from Mini Mouse.

Mickey was standing in front of the Judge. 

The judge look down at Mickey and said; So you want to divorce Mini Mouse because she is crazy?

Mickey looked up at the Judge and said; No your Honor, I did not say she was crazy,,, I said she was f**king Goofy.
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<title>Do WHAT???</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=257700</link>
<pubDate>14-MAY-08</pubDate>
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You want me to do what?
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<title>Just a Dog</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=257680</link>
<pubDate>14-MAY-08</pubDate>
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From time to time, people tell me, "lighten up, it's just a dog," or, "that's a lot of money for just a dog." They don't understand the distance traveled, the time spent, or the costs involved for "just a dog."

Some of my proudest moments have come about with "just a dog." Many hours have passed and my only company was "just a dog," but I did not once feel slighted.

Some of my saddest moments have been brought about by "just a dog," and in those days of darkness, the gentle touch of "just a dog" gave me comfort and reason to overcome the day.

If you, too, think it's "just a dog," then you will probably understand phases like "just a friend," "just a sunrise," or "just a promise." "Just a dog" brings into my life the very essence of friendship, trust, and pure unbridled joy. "Just a dog" brings out the compassion and patience that make me a better person.

Because of "just a dog" I will rise early, take long walks and look longingly to the future. So for me and folks like me, it's not "just a dog" but an embodiment of all the hopes and dreams of the future, the fond memories of the past, and the pure joy of the moment.

"Just a dog" brings out what's good in me and diverts my thoughts away from myself and the worries of the day.   

I hope that someday they can understand that it's not "just a dog" but the thing that gives me humanity and keeps me from being "just a human."

So the next time you hear the phrase "just a dog." just smile, because they "just don't understand."
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<title>Thank you Taycott</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=257660</link>
<pubDate>14-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Thank you Taycott for the nice comment on the Best Joke in Ireland.

Is response;

I have a very good friend in Costa Mesa, Ca. He is a Reverend by nature and is retired from the city of LA. He is overloaded with emails daily, he sorts through them and send out the best to his friends. It is obvious he has way to much time on his hands.

I pull out the best and share them with everybody here. 

I do hope all is enjoying them as much as you.

These blogs are about all that I have right now. My life is not going well at the moment. 

I have a job opportunity coming up in Sept that might do me good both spiritually on monetarily. It's a couple hours out of Prudo Bay, Ak in the Canadian Arctic. The high temp in the winter is usually around -30 and getting as low as -70. I will be taking my insulated skivvies. This does sound like a place to get away from it all for a while. 

If I don't get that job,, I might get on my Harley and just ride for a while and see where I end up.... And I do know South Carolina is calling me.... 

I will do my best to share the good things in life.

The next blog about a dog,,, hits close to my heart. I will be sharing this soon.
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<title>Kilroy was Here</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=257320</link>
<pubDate>13-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Have you ever wondered how "Kilroy was here" got started?

This Legend of how "Kilroy was here" starts is with James J. Kilroy, a shipyard inspector during WWII. He chalked the words on bulkheads to show that he had been there and inspected the riveting in the newly constructed ship. To the troops in those ships, however, it was a complete mystery ? all they knew for sure was that he had "been there first." As a joke, they began placing the graffiti wherever they (the US forces) landed or went, claiming it was already there when they arrived.

Kilroy became the US super-GI who always got there first ? wherever GI's went. It became a challenge to place the logo in the most unlikely places. It was said to be atop Mt. Everest, the Statue of Liberty, the underside of the Arch de Triumphe, and scrawled in the dust on the moon. An outhouse was built for the exclusive use of Truman, Stalin, and Churchill who were there for the Potsdam conference. The first person to use it was Stalin. He emerged and asked his aide (in Russian), "Who is Kilroy?"

WWII UDT (Under Water Demolition - later Navy Seals) divers swam ashore on Japanese held islands in the Pacific to prepare the beaches for the coming landings by US troops. They were sure to be the first GIs there! On more than one occasion, they reported seeing "Kilroy was here" scrawled on make shift signs or as graffiti on enemy pillboxes. They, in turn, often left similar signs for the next incoming GIs.

The tradition continued in every US military theater of operations throughout and following WWII.

In 1946 the Transit Company of America held a contest offering a prize of a real trolley car to the person who could prove himself to be the "real" Kilroy. Almost forty men stepped forward to make that claim, but James Kilroy brought along officials from the shipyard and some of the riveters to help prove his authenticity. James Kilroy won the prize of the trolley car which he gave it to his nine children as a Christmas gift and set it up in their front yard for a playhouse.
	

Now you know
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<title>Good Looking Persons Day</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=257020</link>
<pubDate>11-MAY-08</pubDate>
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This is for the good looking people out there.
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<title>Best joke in Ireland</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=257000</link>
<pubDate>11-MAY-08</pubDate>
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One fine evening at the local pub, everyone was toasting to what they were thankful for.

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" 

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night".
 
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
 
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
 
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
 
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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<title>Bickering Blogs on MM</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=256880</link>
<pubDate>10-MAY-08</pubDate>
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I have laughed many times over some of the bickering back and forth on some of the blogs. I thought some people may enjoy this photo as I did.
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<title>Getting Lucky</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=256663</link>
<pubDate>09-MAY-08</pubDate>
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".
I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?
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<title>Wages of Sin</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=256660</link>
<pubDate>09-MAY-08</pubDate>
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

      Upon her return her father cursed her. "Where have ye been all this time?

       Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?

      Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?



      The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."



      "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."



      "OK, dad, as ye wish. I just came back to say a Merry Christmas to ye and give mum

      this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.

      For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy,

      the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership

      to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend

      New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and...."



      "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" he asks.



      Girl, crying and sniffling again, "A prostitute dad" Sniff, sniff.



      "Oh! Bejaysus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! Oi thought ye said

      a "Protestant". Come here and give yer old man a hug."
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<title>Do dogs Pray?</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=255240</link>
<pubDate>05-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it.
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<title>Clinton in review</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=255220</link>
<pubDate>05-MAY-08</pubDate>
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I remember back when Clinton was in office. He was sitting at the Presidential desk.

A presidential Aid came in and laid down a piece of paper for Clinton. 

Clinton looked up and asked. What is that?

The Aid said it is an Abortion Bill.

Clinton said; Well, go ahead and pay it.
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<title>Fishing one day</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=255000</link>
<pubDate>04-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Oly and Sven were out fishing one day. Oly reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette. Searching for a match or lighter he realized he had none.

He looked at Sven and asked. Hey der Sven, ya got a match or a lighter, I can't sem to fine mine.

Sven says; Ya der hey, under da seat yer sittin on is da tackel box. In it der is a 12" Bic lighter.

Oly opened it and says; Gee der golly Sven, I ain't never seen a 12" bic lighter before. Where'd ya get a 12" lighter?

Sven says; Next to da tackle box der is a magic lantern. In der is a genie, he give me da lighter. Check it out.

Oly picks up the lamp and rubs it, out comes the genie and says. I am the genie of the magic lamp. Your wish is my command.

Oly thought for a while and said; Ya know, I dus want a million bucks.

The genie says; your wish is my command and disappears into the lamp.

15 minutes later, the sky is blackened with ducks. There is a million ducks. 

Oly looks to Sven and said, Ya know Sven, I dunt want a million ducks, I wanted a million bucks.

Sven says; Ya der hey, I know what ya mean, ya really think I wanted a 12" bic.
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<title>Great Potato Salad recipe</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=254960</link>
<pubDate>04-MAY-08</pubDate>
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Here is a recipe that I never give out. Once you try it you'll know why. 

I know you and your friends will enjoy this, I have many raves every time I make this. Enjoy 

                                     Potato Salad

7                   -   Large size Idaho russets
12                 -    Boiled eggs
? cup           -    Real Mayonnaise
2 Tbsp          -    Mustard
? tsp             -   Prepared Horseradish
? tsp             -   Cayenne pepper
1 cup             -   Chopped celery
? cup            -   Sweet relish
? cup            -   Diced sweet onion
1 tsp             -   Lawry?s seasoning salt


Boil potatoes until tender let cool and dice to about 1? squares. If you wish to microwave potatoes, put potatoes into large cooking bag, seal and perforate holes into bag with a fork. This will keep the potatoes moist. Let the potatoes cool before dicing. Dice boiled eggs (the smaller the better).

Put all ingredients except potatoes and boiled eggs into large bowl and mix thoroughly together. Let stand for a half hour allowing flavors to blend. 

Add potatoes and eggs into the mixture of ingredients and fold together until thoroughly mixed. 

Sprinkle paprika over the top, cool and serve.

Some like sweet Hungarian paprika. 
I prefer the Hot Hungarian paprika.
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<title>Re: Real Terrorists</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=254700</link>
<pubDate>03-MAY-08</pubDate>
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One can not blame Bush. We were holding our own pretty good up till Alan Greenspan retired. It was Ben Bernanke who stepped in and started making a change. Interest rates started rising (Thanks to Ben Bernanke) to a point people couldn't make their house payments. The mortgage industry got the blame. Cost of oil when through the roof, Congress let it happen (Democrats), Bush got the blame.  Everybody started finding faults with Bush, which he has many, but the problems didn't really start happening until the Democrats took control in 2006. They are the ones that made the changes that are making the us suffer. Bush is on top of the ladder and he is getting all the blame. It is congress that makes and sets the rules. Congress is mostly Democrats now since 2006. You really think the President can control the price of oil or Ben Bernanke. Congress makes the rules. Put the blame where it should be.

You don't remember When Bill Clinton did something wrong, someone else got in trouble for it.

I'll agree Bush isn't the smartest egg of the bunch, he just happens to be at a position of attack. Democrats are having a hay day at the peoples expense, our expense. Who is Ben Bernanke and why was he out to destroy our economy? Why is congress so against the people getting ahead? They could have put a freeze on the price of oil. It was Carter who took the freeze of the price of oil. You don't remember the famous windfall tax bill?

We are heading into another big depression. Congress is at the wheel, not Bush.
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<title>Real Terrorists</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=254600</link>
<pubDate>02-MAY-08</pubDate>
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This might wake a few people up. Who and where are the real terrorists?

James Pence just might be on to something.

"If I was a terrorist and I wanted to destroy the American way of life, I wouldn't use planes and bombs to kill folks. Hells bells! That is too risky. You might get caught or killed or both. Real terrorists get results, and then they lay the blame or can't be found. So here is what I would do if I was a terrorist.

I would foreclose on millions of homes, you know, kick folks out of their houses. I would devalue the dollar so the price of everything would go up. I would outsource the jobs so they couldn't find work. I would move the factories to foreign countries, you know, all the good fine factory jobs. I would make education unaffordable, you know, terrorists don't like having educated people around. I would make healthcare difficult to get and let the insurance companies just get away with murder. I would listen to their telephone calls, monitor their E-mails, and use that information to really stick it to them. Then, I would give myself a big old tax cut, sit back in luxury, and watch them fight over the crumbs. But you know what? We live in the United States of America, thank you, Jesus, and the people that represent us would never ever let them get away with that. Would they? Would they?"
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<title>Long but interesting and scary!</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=254381</link>
<pubDate>01-MAY-08</pubDate>
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This comes in three parts:


Part 1

In just one year.  Remember the election in 2006?

Thought you might like to read the following:

A little over one year ago:

1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;

2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;

3) The unemployment rate was 4.5%.


 

Since voting in a Democratic Congress in 2006 we have seen:


 

1) Consumer confidence plummet;

2) The cost of regular gasoline soar to over $3.50 a gallon;

3) Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase);

4) American households have seen $2.3 trillion in equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund losses);

5) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $1.2 trillion dollars;

6) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.


 

America voted for change in 2006, and we got it!


 

Remember it's Congress that makes law not the President. He has to work with what's handed to him.



 

Quote of the Day........'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.  I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.' -- Barrack Obama



 



 

Part 2:

Taxes...Whether Democrat or a Republican you will find these statistics enlightening and amazing.

Taxes under Clinton 1999                   Taxes under Bush 2008

Single making 30K - tax $8,400           Single making 30K - tax $4,500

Single making 50K - tax $14,000         Single making 50K - tax $12,500

Single making 75K - tax $23,250         Single making 75K - tax $18,750

Married making 60K - tax $16,800       Married making 60K- tax $9,000

Married making 75K - tax $21,000       Married making 75K - tax $18,750

Married making 125K - tax $38,750     Married making 125K - tax $31,250



 

Both democratic candidates will return to the higher tax rates

It is amazing how many people that fall into the categories above think Bush is screwing them and Bill Clinton was the greatest President ever. If Obama or Hillary are elected, they both say they will repeal the Bush tax cuts and a good portion of the people that fall into the categories above can't wait for it to happen. This is like the movie The Sting with Paul Newman; you scam somebody out of some money and they don't even know what happened.





 PART 3:

You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much?  Read this:

Boy, am I confused.  I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.

1.      $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.   
2.      $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
3.      $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
4.     $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English.
5.      $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
6.  $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
7.  30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
8.  $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare &amp; social services by the American taxpayers.
9.  $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
10.  The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens.  In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US
11.  During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries.  Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border.
12.  The National Policy Institute, 'estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of  between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.
13.  In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
14.  'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States .'

The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.
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<title>Problems with age</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=253200</link>
<pubDate>26-APR-08</pubDate>
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An elderly couple in their 80's were getting married and discussing their prenuptials.

The old lady was saying how important a few things were to her.

She said how important it was for her to keep her house.

The old man replied; I have no problem with that. 

She said she wanted to keep her Cadillac.

He replied; I have no problem with that.

She said she wanted to have sex 6 days a week.

He thought about it for a while and then replied; I have no problem with that, put me down for Fridays.
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<title>Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=253020</link>
<pubDate>25-APR-08</pubDate>
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The Monument

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise  $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for  two more faces.  We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame.  We were in a quandary as to where the statue  should be placed.   It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher  Columbus, the greatest  Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when  he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where  he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

 

Please donate as much as you think this needs.


Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
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<title>word to the men out there</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=253000</link>
<pubDate>25-APR-08</pubDate>
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Dear Editor:

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.
Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Peggy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Peggy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each
evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods.
She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Peggy.
I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed,  Jim

EDITOR'S NOTE:

Jim died suddenly on May 27 of a perforated colon. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his a**, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a sledge hammer laying nearby.

His wife Peggy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

-Ed
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<title>Like puzzles???</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=252980</link>
<pubDate>25-APR-08</pubDate>
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For the puzzle enthusiast.

Not sure if I can put up a link so you can put GRIDLOCK into your browser and try it for yourself. It takes several hours to get through 40 levels.

A great way to clear the mind.
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<title>Men and Womens diarys</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=252840</link>
<pubDate>25-APR-08</pubDate>
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HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior.

I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
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<title>What A Coincidence</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=252340</link>
<pubDate>22-APR-08</pubDate>
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" said the  woman.

"What a coincidence" said the man.

As they clinked glasses, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I've been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," said the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
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<title>THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=241421</link>
<pubDate>21-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Subject: Craig's list post -Wall Street Analysis of Gold Diggers.

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?



Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.

I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or

other commercial interests

PostingID: 432279810

THE ANSWER

Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.

Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"

as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.

Classic "pump and dump."

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.
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<title>A political test</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=240800</link>
<pubDate>18-FEB-08</pubDate>
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Being born and raised in Idaho.I have come to know that Idaho is mostly Republicans. Farmers and small businesses wouldn't even consider having it any other way.

Last month a man was going to work and had a bad accident on the freeway. He was rushed to the hospital as he sustained serious head injuries. His wife, waiting just outside the OR, was waiting for to Doctors diagnosis.

He met with the wife and told her that her husband was alive but his brain was dead.

She was confused and had no idea what to do. She looked at the Doctor and said. Doc, I'm not sure what to do, we never had a Democrat in the family before.
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<title>Question on being a certified Millionaire</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=240701</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-08</pubDate>
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I have noticed that over time, several women have got their little Diamond for being a certified Millionaire. In less than 30 days the diamond is removed. 

What do women think of the men who have the little diamond stating they have a few bucks?

I have heard a lot of horror stories of men coming into a relationship with nothing or mostly debt. Is it a good thing to be certified for at least something, just to let others know they have been a little successful in life?
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<title>Politics ???</title>
<link>http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/blog_messages?blog_id=240700</link>
<pubDate>17-FEB-08</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
It is sad to think of all the many people in American and these are the few we have to chose from for a President. 

I have been trying to figure out what politics meant. In my research, I found in the Latin term that POLI means many and everyone knows that TICS are blood sucking creatures.

I wonder who was the one that came up with that name... How fitting...
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