~~V~~ I'm a certified Patient Care Tech and worked in medical field a while back... There was a man I cared for... We'll call him "Testicles".. (since Hippa laws prohibit name fingering.. LOL)
I would have to "assist" him to toilet..
I only have one word..
**SPLASH!!!
Lovely LADY DI.. TRUST ME!! My elbows were saggier than yours could ever be.. at the age of 34!! My little one really did squeeze my elbow skin about the age she was that height.. Guess it just looked interesting! HaHaHa!!.. (That's how I found out I had this hideous deformity!!)
AND.. I found out my nostrils were deformed by a GF!! When my first daughter was born.. she was holding her as a newborn and said.. "AWwww. Look .. you have mommies nostrils!" I looked at her and said.. "WHAT?" And she said "Yes, look they are different sizes like yours!" Honey.. I RAN to the mirror and thought I was gonna cry!! Ever since then I realized .. I NEED A NOSE JOB!!
And I won't even go into "other parts" that aren't exactly the same size.. Heehee~~
You know how new cars have that "Lemon Law".. I think I would have been one of those vehicles turned in before 36,000 miles! LOLOL
BWAHAHAHAHA!! OMG!!
~~V~~
I'm a certified Patient Care Tech and worked in medical field a while back...
There was a man I cared for... We'll call him "Testicles".. (since Hippa laws prohibit name fingering.. LOL)
I would have to "assist" him to toilet..
I only have one word..
**SPLASH!!!
Lovely LADY DI.. TRUST ME!!
My elbows were saggier than yours could ever be.. at the age of 34!!
My little one really did squeeze my elbow skin about the age she was that height.. Guess it just looked interesting! HaHaHa!!.. (That's how I found out I had this hideous deformity!!)
AND.. I found out my nostrils were deformed by a GF!! When my first daughter was born.. she was holding her as a newborn and said.. "AWwww. Look .. you have mommies nostrils!" I looked at her and said.. "WHAT?" And she said "Yes, look they are different sizes like yours!" Honey.. I RAN to the mirror and thought I was gonna cry!! Ever since then I realized .. I NEED A NOSE JOB!!
And I won't even go into "other parts" that aren't exactly the same size.. Heehee~~
You know how new cars have that "Lemon Law".. I think I would have been one of those vehicles turned in before 36,000 miles! LOLOL
A great line from one of the celebrity roasts. Carl Reiner was one of the roasters and the comment was made of him, "Wow! Doesn't Carl Reiner still look good? He's in great shape. He can still touch the floor.........unfortunately, it's with his balls."
Gravity affects us all, the older we get. Whether it means you ladies need to tuck your nipples into your belt to keep from slugging bystanders as you swivel, or us guys switching over to tighty-whities to prevent drag scars.................
Now, THERE's two visuals that will haunt your consciousness the rest of the day. You're welcome. :):)
-CG-
V,
A great line from one of the celebrity roasts. Carl Reiner was one of the roasters and the comment was made of him, "Wow! Doesn't Carl Reiner still look good? He's in great shape. He can still touch the floor.........unfortunately, it's with his balls."
Gravity affects us all, the older we get. Whether it means you ladies need to tuck your nipples into your belt to keep from slugging bystanders as you swivel, or us guys switching over to tighty-whities to prevent drag scars.................
Now, THERE's two visuals that will haunt your consciousness the rest of the day. You're welcome. :):)
I've been waiting and waiting .. and not one thought .. on WRINKLY ELBOWS!!
TRUE STORY... (and it's MINE!!)
My youngest used to squeeze my elbows and make fun of them.. LOTS of excess skin there... My ex used to say my "narrow shoulders" were my worst feature.. and its badddd,.. All my clothes fall off.. esp after tequila shots.. BUT MY ELBOWS ARE HIDEOUS!! :(((
And.. I wrote about the "male implant" before!! ..... I was censored!!
*Princess runs to find duct tape and wrap her elbows!! It's an old football injury I tell you!!
ELBOWS!!
NOBODY'S HAS WRITTEN BOUT THE ELBOWS!!
I've been waiting and waiting .. and not one thought ..
on WRINKLY ELBOWS!!
TRUE STORY... (and it's MINE!!)
My youngest used to squeeze my elbows and make fun of them.. LOTS of excess skin there...
My ex used to say my "narrow shoulders" were my worst feature.. and its badddd,..
All my clothes fall off.. esp after tequila shots..
BUT MY ELBOWS ARE HIDEOUS!! :(((
And.. I wrote about the "male implant" before!! ..... I was censored!!
*Princess runs to find duct tape and wrap her elbows!!
It's an old football injury I tell you!!
I'm so glad to hear this, V. You ARE a tough one to fathom. So many mysteries; so many contradictions.
As for your becoming a "little more reserved," judging from all your posts, I would guess that reservation is serving you and your soul very well indeed. As for evil--I think not. Just shrewd and sensible. Looking out for #1 which is what we all need to be doing. Letting in others only when we know it's safe. A little bit at a time. Tit for tat. You give a bit, I give a bit.
As for your being a Red Neck pussy, I DO have to think about that one. LOLOLOL I THINK I get it, but I need some time to digest all my thoughts. Not nearly so simple as it appears to be, I'm sure.
LOLOLOLOL
Quoting Voyager54:
~Pat~...Macho? ...Moi?...uhhhh...nahhhh! I'm a pussy. I'm a Red Neck pussy...there IS a difference ya know. And yes, I truly am being honest. It took me eons to get really good at golf. A lot of hard work. Years of hard work to get to the level I play at. Professional level, just not Tour level. That has always bothered me. And skiing...I was an NCAA alpine ski racer in college. And a pro skier after that for a season before I got into the hospitality industry. And after years of being 'hospitable' with everybody, I have become, somewhat inhospitable, lol. However, I am still a friendly dude for the most part, just a little more reserved... in an evil sort of way. LOL!
Quoting Voyager54:
~Pat~...Macho? ...Moi?...uhhhh...nahhhh! I'm a pussy. I'm a Red Neck pussy...there IS a difference ya know. And yes, I truly am being honest. It took me eons to get really good at golf. A lot of hard work. Years of hard work to get to the level I play at. Professional level, just not Tour level. That has always bothered me. And skiing...I was an NCAA alpine ski racer in college. And a pro skier after that for a season before I got into the hospitality industry. And after years of being 'hospitable' with everybody, I have become, somewhat inhospitable, lol. However, I am still a friendly dude for the most part, just a little more reserved... in an evil sort of way. LOL!
I'm so glad to hear this, V. You ARE a tough one to fathom. So many mysteries; so many contradictions.
As for your becoming a "little more reserved," judging from all your posts, I would guess that reservation is serving you and your soul very well indeed. As for evil--I think not. Just shrewd and sensible. Looking out for #1 which is what we all need to be doing. Letting in others only when we know it's safe. A little bit at a time. Tit for tat. You give a bit, I give a bit.
As for your being a Red Neck pussy, I DO have to think about that one. LOLOLOL I THINK I get it, but I need some time to digest all my thoughts. Not nearly so simple as it appears to be, I'm sure.
Voyager, if that's how you feel, I think you're going to die a happy man. If you're just handing us a bunch of macho crap, you're going to die a very miserable man.
I hope the former is the turth.
Quoting Voyager54:
~CnC~...actually, I am absolutely THE WRONG person to be asked about anything regarding relationships. I'm good at stirring pots. But in all honesty, I really care very little about relationships and how they may or may not pan out for anybody. I like chats. Essentially, I'm in this life for a good time. Not a particularly long time. I don't believe I have the room in my perforated heart for any thing serious. Some have tried to come into my life, they want a relationship. They come in all sizes, all ages, all nationalities. The rules of engagement the world over, I would have thought have progressed. Alas...women are women and men are men the world over. They want what they want and they want it all in a particular way. Cats and dogs, horses and cows, sun and clouds, yin and yan...it's the way of the world. And it all bores the shyt out of me.
Nothing compares to a great round of golf, or boating out in the ocean or skiing couloirs in the Alps. Show me any woman that compares to those things and I'll get you a day ticket to Disney World.
Quoting Voyager54:
~CnC~...actually, I am absolutely THE WRONG person to be asked about anything regarding relationships. I'm good at stirring pots. But in all honesty, I really care very little about relationships and how they may or may not pan out for anybody. I like chats. Essentially, I'm in this life for a good time. Not a particularly long time. I don't believe I have the room in my perforated heart for any thing serious. Some have tried to come into my life, they want a relationship. They come in all sizes, all ages, all nationalities. The rules of engagement the world over, I would have thought have progressed. Alas...women are women and men are men the world over. They want what they want and they want it all in a particular way. Cats and dogs, horses and cows, sun and clouds, yin and yan...it's the way of the world. And it all bores the shyt out of me.
Nothing compares to a great round of golf, or boating out in the ocean or skiing couloirs in the Alps. Show me any woman that compares to those things and I'll get you a day ticket to Disney World.
Voyager, if that's how you feel, I think you're going to die a happy man. If you're just handing us a bunch of macho crap, you're going to die a very miserable man.
Oh, CG, you are so wonderful!!! But we all know that, don't we?
I am, for sure, ROFLMAO.
What a clever response. How I do wish I could fly down your way in the next half hour and sit in your back yard with you and a couple of gin and tonics--or whatever. Iced tea, iced coffee--who cares. Share a drink of any sort and laugh our heads off.
Your conclusion here, CG--you ROCK!!!!
Love you, friend. Keep on trucking forever and forever and forever.
Quoting Conyersguy:
"And if we women can find even one thing about our bodies we love we are ahead of the game for sure." - Curious-
Well, Pat, once again I find myself incapable of resisting the urge to help all you women. Solely as a selfless gesture, I offer my services. Please call me and make an appointment, and I will review each and every one of your bodies to help you find one thing you can love about them. In the interest of full disclosure, I must say that a very thorough examination of every tiny detail will be be required, and I reserve the right to find more than one part of each body that I (I mean, errrr, YOU) love about your body. Since different parts of different bodies are better appreciated by different senses, I promise not to rely on sight alone.
Sometimes my giving nature just makes even me shed a tear in wonderment...............
And V, I disagree with you strongly about your comparisons. While I have never skied the Alps, if I had to choose between an afternoon with a woman I was mutually in love with, and a round of golf or even an ocean cruise, its hands down the woman. I've had some great thrills, and seen some of the most amazing places on earth, but if it were my last day on this planet, I'd want to spend it in love.
-CG-
Quoting Conyersguy:
"And if we women can find even one thing about our bodies we love we are ahead of the game for sure." - Curious-
Well, Pat, once again I find myself incapable of resisting the urge to help all you women. Solely as a selfless gesture, I offer my services. Please call me and make an appointment, and I will review each and every one of your bodies to help you find one thing you can love about them. In the interest of full disclosure, I must say that a very thorough examination of every tiny detail will be be required, and I reserve the right to find more than one part of each body that I (I mean, errrr, YOU) love about your body. Since different parts of different bodies are better appreciated by different senses, I promise not to rely on sight alone.
Sometimes my giving nature just makes even me shed a tear in wonderment...............
And V, I disagree with you strongly about your comparisons. While I have never skied the Alps, if I had to choose between an afternoon with a woman I was mutually in love with, and a round of golf or even an ocean cruise, its hands down the woman. I've had some great thrills, and seen some of the most amazing places on earth, but if it were my last day on this planet, I'd want to spend it in love.
-CG-
Oh, CG, you are so wonderful!!! But we all know that, don't we?
I am, for sure, ROFLMAO.
What a clever response. How I do wish I could fly down your way in the next half hour and sit in your back yard with you and a couple of gin and tonics--or whatever. Iced tea, iced coffee--who cares. Share a drink of any sort and laugh our heads off.
Your conclusion here, CG--you ROCK!!!!
Love you, friend. Keep on trucking forever and forever and forever.
Quoting CG: "And V, I disagree with you strongly about your comparisons. While I have never skied the Alps, if I had to choose between an afternoon with a woman I was mutually in love with, and a round of golf or even an ocean cruise, its hands down the woman. I've had some great thrills, and seen some of the most amazing places on earth, but if it were my last day on this planet, I'd want to spend it in love."
Aw....CG.....and now you're my absolute FAV tooooo!!!!! :)))
Quoting CG: "And V, I disagree with you strongly about your comparisons. While I have never skied the Alps, if I had to choose between an afternoon with a woman I was mutually in love with, and a round of golf or even an ocean cruise, its hands down the woman. I've had some great thrills, and seen some of the most amazing places on earth, but if it were my last day on this planet, I'd want to spend it in love."
Aw....CG.....and now you're my absolute FAV tooooo!!!!! :)))
"And if we women can find even one thing about our bodies we love we are ahead of the game for sure." - Curious-
Well, Pat, once again I find myself incapable of resisting the urge to help all you women. Solely as a selfless gesture, I offer my services. Please call me and make an appointment, and I will review each and every one of your bodies to help you find one thing you can love about them. In the interest of full disclosure, I must say that a very thorough examination of every tiny detail will be be required, and I reserve the right to find more than one part of each body that I (I mean, errrr, YOU) love about your body. Since different parts of different bodies are better appreciated by different senses, I promise not to rely on sight alone.
Sometimes my giving nature just makes even me shed a tear in wonderment...............
And V, I disagree with you strongly about your comparisons. While I have never skied the Alps, if I had to choose between an afternoon with a woman I was mutually in love with, and a round of golf or even an ocean cruise, its hands down the woman. I've had some great thrills, and seen some of the most amazing places on earth, but if it were my last day on this planet, I'd want to spend it in love.
-CG-
"And if we women can find even one thing about our bodies we love we are ahead of the game for sure." - Curious-
Well, Pat, once again I find myself incapable of resisting the urge to help all you women. Solely as a selfless gesture, I offer my services. Please call me and make an appointment, and I will review each and every one of your bodies to help you find one thing you can love about them. In the interest of full disclosure, I must say that a very thorough examination of every tiny detail will be be required, and I reserve the right to find more than one part of each body that I (I mean, errrr, YOU) love about your body. Since different parts of different bodies are better appreciated by different senses, I promise not to rely on sight alone.
Sometimes my giving nature just makes even me shed a tear in wonderment...............
And V, I disagree with you strongly about your comparisons. While I have never skied the Alps, if I had to choose between an afternoon with a woman I was mutually in love with, and a round of golf or even an ocean cruise, its hands down the woman. I've had some great thrills, and seen some of the most amazing places on earth, but if it were my last day on this planet, I'd want to spend it in love.
Quoting Pat: "P.S.: My toes are, by all "normal" standards, rather ungainly. I, however, adore them. I have no idea why that is, but I do. In fact, for all their faults, I'm very, very, very fond of my feet indeed."
Lololol....that is so hilarious!! I really, really adore my toes and feet too. lolololo!!! I think they are actually one of my best features. Do you think that's why women love to buy shoes so much?? To indulge their favorite body part? Hilarious! I never thought of that before.
Keep on truckin' :))))
PS: New blog topic: Women's favorite shoes. I think V knows something about that one. *wink* Kidding....just kidding!! lolol
Quoting Pat: "P.S.: My toes are, by all "normal" standards, rather ungainly. I, however, adore them. I have no idea why that is, but I do. In fact, for all their faults, I'm very, very, very fond of my feet indeed."
Lololol....that is so hilarious!! I really, really adore my toes and feet too. lolololo!!! I think they are actually one of my best features. Do you think that's why women love to buy shoes so much?? To indulge their favorite body part? Hilarious! I never thought of that before.
Keep on truckin' :))))
PS: New blog topic: Women's favorite shoes. I think V knows something about that one. *wink* Kidding....just kidding!! lolol
OOOh, just saw this, Diana. If you have cute toes, you are 20 steps ahead of the game. It means you love your feet. Honestly, not kidding, if you love your own feet, you definitely ARE 20 steps ahead of the game in what they now call "self-esteem."
P.S.: My toes are, by all "normal" standards, rather ungainly. I, however, adore them. I have no idea why that is, but I do. In fact, for all their faults, I'm very, very, very fond of my feet indeed.
And if we women can find even one thing about our bodies we love we are ahead of the game for sure.
Keep on loving those toes!!!
Quoting Diana3316:
Pat~ Thanks for the words of encouragement! Despite wrinkling knees, I do still have some pretty cute toes! *wink* So no serious worries yet. lolololol
Quoting Diana3316:
Pat~ Thanks for the words of encouragement! Despite wrinkling knees, I do still have some pretty cute toes! *wink* So no serious worries yet. lolololol
OOOh, just saw this, Diana. If you have cute toes, you are 20 steps ahead of the game. It means you love your feet. Honestly, not kidding, if you love your own feet, you definitely ARE 20 steps ahead of the game in what they now call "self-esteem."
P.S.: My toes are, by all "normal" standards, rather ungainly. I, however, adore them. I have no idea why that is, but I do. In fact, for all their faults, I'm very, very, very fond of my feet indeed.
And if we women can find even one thing about our bodies we love we are ahead of the game for sure.
Now there's an interesting note. Italian Tiger [whom I've ignored utterly after my first glance at his first post] and Shande being one in the same.
Well, they might as well be. Ha!
And now, do you mean is there such a thin as wrinkly knees or do you mean is there such a thing as an off the cuff thing? Or are they one in the same???
LMAO
Quoting Voyager54:
~Pat~...one meaningless topic which I thought you might think about, is Italian Tiger and Shande the same person? Invasion of the Blog Snatchers!
Wrinkly knees...That was an off the cuff thing...is there such a thing?
Quoting Voyager54:
~Pat~...one meaningless topic which I thought you might think about, is Italian Tiger and Shande the same person? Invasion of the Blog Snatchers!
Wrinkly knees...That was an off the cuff thing...is there such a thing?
Now there's an interesting note. Italian Tiger [whom I've ignored utterly after my first glance at his first post] and Shande being one in the same.
Well, they might as well be. Ha!
And now, do you mean is there such a thin as wrinkly knees or do you mean is there such a thing as an off the cuff thing? Or are they one in the same???
Pat~ Thanks for the words of encouragement! Despite wrinkling knees, I do still have some pretty cute toes! *wink* So no serious worries yet. lolololol
Pat~
Thanks for the words of encouragement! Despite wrinkling knees, I do still have some pretty cute toes! *wink* So no serious worries yet. lolololol
Lololo.....that was pretty clever Pat. However, I AM freaking out by the sudden appearance of wrinkling knees!!! Do they make knee lifts?? *wink* :))
HA! No doubt they do make knee lifts. They lift everything else, afterall. Why not knees? But don't freak out, Diana. Haven't you noticed "older" women wearing Bermuda shorts with knees showing that look like maps of the striations in the Sahara after a humongous sand storm?
Mother Nature provides us so many images/warnings of what's to come as we age, none of us should be surprised about what happens to women's knees as they age.
P.S.: It ain't no big deal. For one thing, it doesn't hurt. And that, pretty much, is the main thing. And if you reach the age of wrinkly knees and you're still worried about the LOOK of wrinkly knees, then you're long overdue for some serious psychotherapy regarding self-image.
SECRET: When women reach the wrinkly knees age, men of the same age have reached the age of wrinkly a whole lot of other things. [Really, really ugly wrinkly other stuff all over their bodies] Hence, when they look at women's wrinkly knees, they aren't counting the wrinkles and getting turned off, they're looking at how the wrinkles fall and deciding if the pattern is attractive or not. Which decision is purely subjective and unreasonable. More often than not such men find ANY knees attractive simply because they lead upward to other things.
LOLOLOLOLOL
LMAO
Quoting Diana3316:
Lololo.....that was pretty clever Pat. However, I AM freaking out by the sudden appearance of wrinkling knees!!! Do they make knee lifts?? *wink* :))
HA! No doubt they do make knee lifts. They lift everything else, afterall. Why not knees? But don't freak out, Diana. Haven't you noticed "older" women wearing Bermuda shorts with knees showing that look like maps of the striations in the Sahara after a humongous sand storm?
Mother Nature provides us so many images/warnings of what's to come as we age, none of us should be surprised about what happens to women's knees as they age.
P.S.: It ain't no big deal. For one thing, it doesn't hurt. And that, pretty much, is the main thing. And if you reach the age of wrinkly knees and you're still worried about the LOOK of wrinkly knees, then you're long overdue for some serious psychotherapy regarding self-image.
SECRET: When women reach the wrinkly knees age, men of the same age have reached the age of wrinkly a whole lot of other things. [Really, really ugly wrinkly other stuff all over their bodies] Hence, when they look at women's wrinkly knees, they aren't counting the wrinkles and getting turned off, they're looking at how the wrinkles fall and deciding if the pattern is attractive or not. Which decision is purely subjective and unreasonable. More often than not such men find ANY knees attractive simply because they lead upward to other things.
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