Ladies these were posted on MySpace and i thought they were hilarious! Maybe some of you might get to try these out one day!......ENJOY!
Body: And Now for the Ladies--Comebacks to Pickup Lines
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
I'd like to wish each and everyone of you a most joyous Christmas and a very happy and safe New Years. I hope you will have wonderful visits with your families and friends. If you plan on going out make sure you watch what you are drinking and prepare for the event. The cops will be out in force and you do not want a DUI or worse an accident. So everyone please be safe.
Devo a huuuug to you
Puck i hope you are doing well
in every way!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!
OK as i have eaten many finger foods in my time i am never to old to learn new ways. I have never eaten Crawfish ,although i have many times caught them and helped cook them. Something about those beady little eyes looking up at you just seem to make me wanna gag!!!! But as it takes a lot to talk me into things BJ/Devo did just that. The only hitch to this was BJ had to peel the daaaaamn thing for me. But as you see she had a blast doing just that!!!!!!
I have been reading these blogs on and off for several months. Missed many of the catfights.(Thank heavens)Many of you know me from the forum and know i will voice my opinion without predjudice. Today i really read some blogs and thought nothing has changed. There are still people here who like to cause distention among the many. There are those who will not take at face value some who contribute positively to these blogs. They have to look for those little things they don't like. We have a troll hunter...We have someone who comes across as jealous or envious i haven't decided which. Because someone talks to you does not mean they are interested in a romance. In that only time will tell. Sure there will be disagreements but one thing i learned long ago is let those two fight that one out without all the but-ins as you do not know the story behind it. Friends are made and lost with these issues. When you have an issue and everyone gets involve they take sides. THIS IS HOW YOU FIND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY ARE! They should not have to side. Santa was a troll ...did i see a negative thing about him? NO because it was a seaonal good cause and became fun guessing. If you think someone is a troll but is not hurting anyone..who cares they are participating but then you seem to want to try and run them off. Do you know how "high school" some of this all is. Some of you will be offended...so be it but this is life on the internet. We should all get along and if you don't like someone..STAY OFF THEIR BLOG! problem solved. Do you care what people who do not know you think about you...I don't and i presume most of you feel the same. So with all of that said i want to wish each and every one of you a joyous New Year and a safe trip back home.