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scarletibis24
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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 10:30

"All stressed out with no one to choke..." Well, a lot of people were in a tizzy over a vulgar, sexist blog about women that was posted recently. So, I just decided to post this for well, obvious reasons. I guess now we can all "lighten up a bit" ;) 1. Men are like .Laxatives ...... They irritate the siht out of you. 2. Men are like . Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like . Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like . Blenders ..... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............ You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know.


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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 13:26

Thanks for the smile!!! That is really funny!


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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 13:15

Yea, I didn't write this cause I'm bitter or anything like that. Just hoping to smooth a couple of feathers and perhaps pass on a laugh. And robtest, I have no idea...


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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 10:05

lol very funny, although I think we should just dedicate this to one individual ;-)


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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 09:40

So where do we go now that it is all level ???


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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 09:40

To scarletibis24.... whew... Hurt lately? I will agree girl that it is not fair nor easy. I also agree that well in my terms..... Men think that they are looking for something... however, you and I know along with all female genders that it is all unreasonable for most not all but most.. Mid life... sound familiar.... A young girl by nature except for a small few is only going to date someone for the offering.. So if the opposite sex hasn't figured this out yet.... Let it go... They are the ones who unfortunately will find out too late... The book Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.although dated.... so true... We have been stereo typed as well as men... There must be a few great ones left only because I know there are a few great women left,,, I am one and most likely yourself... So with that being told... I still believe in the fairytale and should all women .. After all what else do we have but each other... Do I need to say anymore... Good Luck.. don't pay attention to ignorance...


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