Have you ever had one of those days when it feels like the whole world is trying to knock you on your butt, and you just can't get a break? Well, not today! My mother was in detroit all day, and so I got to indulge in some of my personal pleasures. Like:
Sleeping in to 10
Eating breakfast without getting yelled at
Watching tv
Playing the playstation
It was a wonderful day! You know, untill my parents came home at 4 and my hell was reborn before my eyes. This is going to be a LONG summer. yea. That is assuming I can find a job in the next week. Oh, also my cell phone broke. I think. The screen is all glitchy and possesed, and the battery is swollen. I think it's because I left it plugged in too long... The moral of this story is never leave your phone plugged in because apparently demons will find a way into your cellular device through the electrical outlets. When my brother asked me why it was charging, I told him it was because of the dragons. Which if you don't think about it too much makes perfect sense. I also blame my homework, grades, and random banana cravings on dragons. It makes total sense. Kind of. Not really...
So this was pretty much a pointless blog. Why did I write it? Because dragons.
Have you ever had one of those days when it feels like the whole world is trying to knock you on your butt, and you just can't get a break? Well, not today! My mother was in detroit all day, and so I got to indulge in some of my personal pleasures. Like:
Sleeping in to 10
Eating breakfast without getting yelled at
Watching tv
Playing the playstation
It was a wonderful day! You know, untill my parents came home at 4 and my hell was reborn before my eyes. This is going to be a LONG summer. yea. That is assuming I can find a job in the next week. Oh, also my cell phone broke. I think. The screen is all glitchy and possesed, and the battery is swollen. I think it's because I left it plugged in too long... The moral of this story is never leave your phone plugged in because apparently demons will find a way into your cellular device through the electrical outlets. When my brother asked me why it was charging, I told him it was because of the dragons. Which if you don't think about it too much makes perfect sense. I also blame my homework, grades, and random banana cravings on dragons. It makes total sense. Kind of. Not really...
So this was pretty much a pointless blog. Why did I write it? Because dragons.
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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
Some people are like slinkies- they really are good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
DAK - You are certifiable!!! Give the poor girl a break, will ya! LOLOL!!!!
BTW, I know a good exorcist - His name is Jesus and doesn't live very far from you. Give him a call sometime.
As per the blog, I have just had a light bulb moment.....I can now finally see why 60-year-old men yearn for the company of 18-year-old women! The allure is simply irresistible!
DAK - You always make my day....thanks.
Liv.
WHAM!!!!! You're right Liv! I wish I had had that light bulb moment....but appreciate you so generously sharing your insight. *wink*
There's no fool....like an old fool.
Quoting Livnlov:
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAK - You are certifiable!!! Give the poor girl a break, will ya! LOLOL!!!!
BTW, I know a good exorcist - His name is Jesus and doesn't live very far from you. Give him a call sometime.
As per the blog, I have just had a light bulb moment.....I can now finally see why 60-year-old men yearn for the company of 18-year-old women! The allure is simply irresistible!
DAK - You always make my day....thanks.
Liv.
WHAM!!!!! You're right Liv! I wish I had had that light bulb moment....but appreciate you so generously sharing your insight. *wink*
Liv, there are certain benefits to being "certifiable"...just ask a attorney.
Quoting Livnlov:
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAK - You are certifiable!!! Give the poor girl a break, will ya! LOLOL!!!!
BTW, I know a good exorcist - His name is Jesus and doesn't live very far from you. Give him a call sometime.
As per the blog, I have just had a light bulb moment.....I can now finally see why 60-year-old men yearn for the company of 18-year-old women! The allure is simply irresistible!
DAK - You always make my day....thanks.
Liv.
Quoting Livnlov:
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAK - You are certifiable!!! Give the poor girl a break, will ya! LOLOL!!!!
BTW, I know a good exorcist - His name is Jesus and doesn't live very far from you. Give him a call sometime.
As per the blog, I have just had a light bulb moment.....I can now finally see why 60-year-old men yearn for the company of 18-year-old women! The allure is simply irresistible!
DAK - You always make my day....thanks.
Liv.
Liv, there are certain benefits to being "certifiable"...just ask a attorney.
So is it "dragons" or "demons" screwing with your life? My problem is these darn voices in my head...could be demons. :-) Anyone know a good exorcist?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAK - You are certifiable!!! Give the poor girl a break, will ya! LOLOL!!!!
BTW, I know a good exorcist - His name is Jesus and doesn't live very far from you. Give him a call sometime.
As per the blog, I have just had a light bulb moment.....I can now finally see why 60-year-old men yearn for the company of 18-year-old women! The allure is simply irresistible!
DAK - You always make my day....thanks.
Liv.
Quoting Dakota35:
So is it "dragons" or "demons" screwing with your life? My problem is these darn voices in my head...could be demons. :-) Anyone know a good exorcist?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAK - You are certifiable!!! Give the poor girl a break, will ya! LOLOL!!!!
BTW, I know a good exorcist - His name is Jesus and doesn't live very far from you. Give him a call sometime.
As per the blog, I have just had a light bulb moment.....I can now finally see why 60-year-old men yearn for the company of 18-year-old women! The allure is simply irresistible!
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